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2018-12-16 at 2:54 PM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
Originally posted by gadzooks One can't delete posts, only replace each and every post with a "."
But, that being said, my principles are strong as fuck.
I'm sticking with this.
The outcome will be one of the following:
1. I somehow lose my job because of overly leaked personal information about my drug-use, sexual promiscuity, and certain other questionable acts in my life history.
2. They don't fire me because, well, they wouldn't have just cause, and I just stay at the same company until retirement.
If #1 occurs, I will employ the above mentioned strategy that I got from a coworker: Flood the Internet with disinformation about myself, then just find another job easily.
If #2 occurs, I'm good to go.
Also, if #1 fails for some reason, I will (write a book about a character that proceeds to) climb a clocktower with a powerful rifle and lots of ammunition.
Selling that book will make me famous.
It's basically a win-win-win situation no matter what unfolds.
or you could become completely unpersoned off of the internet, face serious criminal charges, vigilante justice, your family and friends distancing themselves from you. people's lives have been completely ruined over shit far more trivial than the shit that you've admitted to. you've already made your choice, and you're sticking to it - that's fine. it would be admirable if I thought you actually knew what you were facing. this is 4th generation warfare. you're one of the least likable people (no offense to you) to be made a martyr, as well. admitting to fucking minors and drug dealing?
wew lad. best wishes. good luck, have fun. and then the time comes, I will certainly relish saying, "told ya' so"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 2:25 PM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myselfdelete this
seriously gadzooks you jumped the fucking shark, this is not how you play the game. you're not being brave, you're being stupid. delete this shit now before you end up with less job prospects than meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 2:39 PM UTC in Professional Alcoholism
Originally posted by gadzooks That sounds like a challenge.
One we can actually put to the test (remember, Northern California ain't that far from Vancouver… Our wine tour meetup is inevitable).
But for real, I'll be the first to concede that I don't much care for all nighters.
Once the sun starts to rise, that's usually my cue to start sleeping.
generally my mania is under control, until you get a good party going and then i will put the coke heads and tweekers to shame with my absurd appetite for downers with no chance of sleep in sightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 2:19 PM UTC in Professional Alcoholismyou probably fall asleep before dawn and im finishing off everyone's drinks and smoking all their cigarettes while the sun comes upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 3:40 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by RestStop Hypothetical here. Let's assume you can buy kilograms of uncut cocaine for 6 thousand or 5 for 20 thousand. What would your mark up be if you just wanted to be lazy and offload at least 1 kilogram at a time?
well the markup can be basically anything you want, especially if the product warrants it. although lol at you getting anything uncut.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-07 at 11:21 PM UTC in My crew goes hard as fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 1:15 PM UTC in My daughter just diedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 2:10 PM UTC in my greatest joy is youtube channels with 10 subscribers and 100 views at mosta lot of people never see these smaller channels but I love to see the absolute detritus of human potential that makes up youtube videos. you might think that there's a reason why these channels have been around for years and can still get 0 views. someone I know said they didn't think it was possible for youtubers to even get low views, started to wonder if we even browse the same youtube.
giving these channels some love, or even telling them they're absolute garbage is so great. all these fucking worthless lost people pleading at their light-god called the camera, please give me money. seeing their terrible lives, is this the american dream?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 1:27 PM UTC in My daughter just died
Originally posted by Technologist As soon as I typed that I thought about letting you know not to get a big head Riz.
You both be smart tho.
If I get a big head I'm going to fucking sell you guys the gun to blow it away. Nothing I want less than to be a douchebag internet weirdo that gets sexual pleasure from people talking about him online in some disgusting, degenerate internet forum.
Originally posted by gadzooks Well, in all fairness, there was a time where I made threads about you fucking kittens, and you made threads about me fucking children, or something along those lines.
But now that I think about our Totsean history together, it's like sibling rivalry.
just banter, we have bigger enemies than each other, our very way of life is nearing its end.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 1:05 PM UTC in When you're at the store buying liquor and walk into the 'mixer' aisle
Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, I'll tell you what, you say you live (somewhere) in California, right? Wine country?
If I'm ever down there (it's geographically "down" for me, because I live around Vancouver, BC), we will hit up some wineries or whatever.
Heck, we'll take Lanny with us, cus he lives in San Francisco.
It'll be a whole thing.
Then you can properly educate us (or at least me, I have no idea what Lanny knows about wine) on the finer subtle nuances of red wines.
okay but we have to hit all the little, weird wineries, none of those big corporate places. all proceeds will go to overthrowing the communist CA government that allows the entire state to burn down over and over and over again every year.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 12:24 PM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new usernameanyone have that picture of Piles of Crack snorting xannax saying "thanks rizzo" because i proved snorting benzos workedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 12:22 PM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new usernamelol yeah i have an entire folder somewhere with all the &t/&z nudes, used to be a torrent i think. i think my picture is in one of those collabs. fml.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 12:05 PM UTC in When you're at the store buying liquor and walk into the 'mixer' aisleSo many questions, I'm glad I can answer all of them.
All cognac is brandy, but not all brandy is cognac. Cognac is a specific region in Frace, much like Champagne only comes from the Champagne region - even though there are bubbly white wines from all over the world. Sherry certainly isn't THE most efficient way to get drunk, vodka will always have that throne. It comes very close, and to be fair the reason I got into wine was because it's just more fucking effective/$ than shitty beer. a lot of whisky uses sherry oak casks, and all sherry is basically fresh as fuck fortified red wine. stick a little girl into a barrel for a year and - amborsia. Well its not so fucking easy, but good Sherry is the apex of the alcohol making process refined into a very small period. you don't age sherry. sherry is fresh and fun, there is no point in aging it. unlike wine, which tastes like grapes and sugar until five years where it develops a body, and then another five years where you can actually call it a wine and not just alcoholic grape juice. sherry is the fucking greatest but I doubt I can convince many people of that.
cognac though, proper, delicious french cognac (but I repeat myself) should bring any whisky lover to his knees.
i could talk forever about this
one of the reasons I do love living in California even though its basically a totalitarian communist state, the fucking wine is amazing and cheap. California has some of the best wine - and sherry!- in the world. and its so cheap here jesus christ just drowning in delicious fucking wine made by people that sit naked out in the wine fields, smoking DMT and channeling ancient gods. you know the french aren't doing that.
I've got an empty bottle of a 15 year old bottle of wine, been keeping it around so I remember to get more, one of the most delicious things I've ever tasted. Hidden away in the liquor store, $10 a bottle. Absolute fucking steal, but barely anyone will notice it because people think spending tons of money on a 2 year old bottle because of the brand name is a good idea. bro, some people invest in wine, based on all sorts of shit, that wine might be a killer in ten years but what are we having for dinner?
really saddens me to see people drink nothing but syrupy white wine trash (girls) or over hyped expensive bullshit in wine reviews (fags). these people have probably never tasted a properly matured wine, or if they did they paid hundreds of dollars and felt compelled to declare it amazing. first time my tongue hit a fourteen year old I was in fucking heaven, no joke a religious experience, honey and flowers, so subtle and delicious, not like the grape-juice flavored cough syrup that passes for most wine. just delicious shit. ten dollars! ten fucking dollars. don't spend $200 on a 2 year old bottle of mondavishekelstein unless you plan on letting it sit around for 15 years. buy good wine, learn your grapes, don't be a fag.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 11:42 AM UTC in When you're at the store buying liquor and walk into the 'mixer' aisle
Originally posted by gadzooks Are you drinking Sherry because it is (mathemetically/logically speaking) the cheapest way to get drunk? Or are you a Sherry enthusiast?
Also, drinking in libraries can be quite the experience. I can definitely say I have used libraries for drinking.
i honest to god love sherry, cognac is my second favorite but a properly delicious sherry is above and beyond everything else.
1. Top tier sherry
2. Top tier cognac
3. Top tier red wine
4. top tier whisky
actually why would you want to drink anything else?
top tier, btw, does not mean hundreds of dollars. nothing i hate more than posers that know nothing about shit and tout around $200 bottles of absolute garbage.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 11:38 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
Originally posted by gadzooks Tell me about it.
You just reminded me that Lab Tips was a separate forum from BLTC/NFHC.
I don't think we have a separate chemistry forum here… Which is fine, I think.
We don't have enough traffic / enrolled users to necessitate a second forum specifically for the chemical manufacture of drugs.
But Ghost (or scron or whatever) does kind of carry that torch that Lab Tips once held.
backyards ballistics, lab tips, bad ideas, BLTC. the square of piggies snorting around.
honestly I'm glad this site doesn't have traffic. let's keep it that way. i don't even want a nice big agora or forum to discuss the esoteric secrets of how bees are so productive, I just want a comfy little bar hidden away. a dark little place forgotten by the rest of the city, covered in filth and radiation, the only place for some silence and a drink, a refuge for people like us. smoke filled dreams of a light that doesn't blind.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 11:02 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
Originally posted by gadzooks I do know TRP has stood for "The Red Pill" before… no idea if that's related to this particular scenario.
And "Anne" just isn't inspiring any specific memories.
I was not a very regular poster at Zoklet though, so that might be part of it.
THE REVOLT PRESS! that was it. this was like, 2010 or 2011 at the absolute latest. I'm thinking 2009-2010 though. "the red pill" was NOT a thing at that point. not the way it is now. I forget Anne's username, she had some fucking name, she was just some cute e-girl on totse/zoklet that made a sort of journalism spin off site. Well I only say it was a spinoff because everyone on it was from &T/&Z. But it was a media thing, news and stuff.Holy shit, you were mod of NFHC?
I mean, I know that I recognize you from one drug-related forum or another for the most part.
I think I was the longest running mod on NFHC, I went through several co-mods including White Blue Mushrooms, Studious_redux, stupid noob, I think robinhoody, etc. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty sure I was *the* mod for NFHC: made the retarded thread (and kept the tradition alive, probably one of the longest running threads on the internet), Dose Zine (RIP, still have all the article thoughs ^.^), and all sorts of other shit that we got twacked out and worked on for two weeks before burning out on. not only that, I was the only PEOPLE'S MOD, elected by the people. they stopped running mod elections after that, turned into pure moderator-to-moderator recommendation after that, lol.
funny note: at the time I was modding NFHC one of my friends that lived maybe a ten minute walk away was the mod of a certain bluelight forum. probably one of my favorite people in the world, too. too bad his girlfriend turned him into a weirdo skinny vegan.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 10:32 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
Originally posted by gadzooks I would have mentioned you too if I didn't already know you were here.
There are very few of us who have stuck around all this time, especially with the same user name.
I remember the name Rizzo going way back.
Panthrax I remember, but he's Grimace now here for some reason.
Zanick, now that I think of it… (gonna continue in a new post)…
considering the reaction I've gotten, I wonder if people would really want to see some of their totse favorites actually come back. people change, the worlds changes, the internet changes. the weird wild west that I grew up with isn't the corporate, walled off, everything connected internet that we have today. even at the time of zoklet things were starting to seriously go downhill. in 2018, almost 2019? this a totally different world.
can't imagine a forum like totse, with all those weird and illegal people coming together for great discussions. JP we will probably never see, along with some of the smarter or more subversive posters. Or the ones that were smarter and ended up working for the feds (there were a few of those on totse as well).
if I was growing up today, or if I had to give advice to a hypothetical child, I would definitely not recommend the free-wheeling internet usage that gave us all so much enjoyment. In 2006 I felt comfortable talking about my drug experiences and asking questions on a weird fringe forum not connected to my name. in 2016 everything you do online is part of your digital brand and your employers want to know all your social media. every online service is connected to everything else and a profile is built up of you.
this is terrible, I would never have been able to enjoy the many great stories I read on totse that inspired me to share my own wacky misadventures, with this constant threat of weaponized offense, deplatforming, etc.
honestly feel like its even a bad idea to post here, now, under this name, with the presumption that this is my actual person. would have been smarter to let this account die.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 10:13 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new usernamei think i might have an old email of robinhoodys, I can look through decade old emails of the bltc research project to see what i can find
what about ShutMeUp? she had great titsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-10 at 5:48 PM UTC in When I was 8, I used to fuck and piss inside my teddybearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-10 at 3:59 PM UTC in So with all this opiod crisis bullshit...
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i always thought both straight up morphine and poppy seed tea had a better buzz than heroin
I think that one problem that you see when you get more and more powerful drugs is that that it can be pretty hit/miss on the specific results you wanted but it's going to be strong regardless. heroin is pretty nice but it is stronger and it really fucks with you, your hormones, your normal state of being, you get a prolactin hangover. maybe you didn't really need to be THAT high though. maybe just a little to make you feel more comfortable, make up for the lack of natural options get the endorphins flowing in the modern world.
fentanyl isn't even fun. it's fucking shitty, you get all the negative effects (itchy, dumb & drowsy, nauseous, etc) and barely any of the euphoria. sure, if you're an addict it's better than suicide or whatever - but this is NOT better living through chemistry. this is mass produced poison.
why can't I have my own garden with some opium, peyote, coca, tobacco, weed, whatever else? The natural forms are not necessarily "safe" in some absolute sense, but compared to these ridiculous synthetic drugs that are hundreds and thousands times more potent than anything found in nature...I dunno. Heroin use would drop like 60% if opium was legal to grow and use in small amounts.
of course you get problems like well then people could just make their own heroin...that's true, those people already can, and we also have general rules against doing potentially dangerous or toxic shit with chemicals regardless of the nature of the project. I think the few people making their own dope would pale in comparison to sad 19 year old junkies using needles suddenly harvesting a little neighborhood garden opium to put in their smoke session with friends.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
