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2019-01-14 at 5:38 PM UTC in My friend was found dead in the trunk of his carwhat a bad driver
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2018-09-12 at 12:25 PM UTC in Hannah Hays, possible retard, can no longer get work
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2021-08-23 at 3:22 PM UTC in My girlfriend won't shut the fuck up
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready But women talk and talk on the fucking phone like they're high on speed
Yap yap yap.
bro you don't even know. I've got the perfect story for this terrible situation-
Went to a rave out on the hills overlooking the PCH with my gf at the time and our friends, I ended up scoring some really good acid for cheap ($5 a hit for some good shit, hard to beat except in bulk), along with some fairly clean E pills. Had an amazing candy flip, one of my most visually satisfying experiences was looking at my girlfriends face as one side of it turned into a cyborg and the other turned into a dryad.
But then I had to spend the entire like, 4AM-7AM post party experience at my friends apartment where his girlfriend and my girlfriend talked for hours about inane bullshit while he slept in his room comfortably by himself and I tried to create geometric structures to escape the hell called female conversation. It was a particular kind of purgatory. Looking back it I probably could have just left and walked around or something but we had already escaped the cops once and my nerves were fried and I didn't want to leave a safe spot. So it was just fucking hours of absolute bullshit going in and out of my ears. One of my best trips ruined by having to listen to women talk. -
2021-08-23 at 12:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah that's some of the gist I've been gathering as I've looked into it… Even professionals that say they probably ultimately use like 15-20% of what the program actually has to utilize. I'll just do the YouTube route and try and soak in a bunch of tutorials. My main thing is wanting to be able to translate the sounds in my head into the music.. any thing I've dabbled in in the past was just fucking around with presets and making a song that way.
that's whats so awesome about something like fruity loops, and like I said I'm using it as an example since its what I know. im not sure how it works in ableton or anything else. but taking a basic idea for a song you have, especially something easy like the beat, can be set up in literal minutes. melodies and such are harder, and honestly if you want it to sound good you want to spend more than just five minutes on anything. but it is really easy for me to just make a very generic four on the floor edm song, grab any random audio sample from something (pewdiepiewhatanigger.mp3), and bam you have a "song".
pick a kick, pick a snare, pick a clap, open up the piano rolls for each one. go ham. open up one of the synths and create a sound, use that to make a melody, grab a good clip of a racial slur, put it together in different patterns and you have a song. you don't even need to eq or fuck around with lows and mids or anything if you don't want to. be the sex pistols. just make music -
2021-08-23 at 2:14 PM UTC in Several posters have conveyed to me that they think that i fuck too many negros...you are a virgin
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2021-08-23 at 1:32 PM UTC in My lights arrived!
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2021-08-23 at 3:34 PM UTC in N.l.S..com including an ''I found it on the web'' subforum.
Originally posted by Kev he took such a liking to you yet you wouldnt even give him a second thought, thats nice.
what are my interests? thats complicated, my interests are to bring this fucking murderous government down by any and all means necessary.
as i said, my original reason for needing to talk to him is now moot, i wish i could give details and vent the fuck out about it but i cannot, it is highly illegal in nature and no longer relevant anyway.
my reason now is personal, nothing more special than simply catching up. dont give yourself an aneurism looking too deeply into shit, i already gave myself several while looking for him, but it was worth it cause i got to read him roast mantittied carbonB and danny.
lmao yeah dude for sure, you go get that murderous government, I'm glad that you were never able to waste his time by "venting" at him. "Yeah I was gonna talk about some really cool shit but its super illegal and doesn't even exist anymore" yeah alright dude. who do you think you're fooling lol? -
2021-08-23 at 2:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I think one of the things missing in all the discussion about youtube demonetizing people and stuff is the fact that youtube should never have been a profitable endeavor in the first place. Youtube has objectively become much worse since people could make money off of it. -
2021-08-23 at 1 PM UTC in Genshin Impact looks like a good gameGenshin Impact is an amazing game and all of my digital waifus will absolutely fucking stomp yours. I was f2p for like 7 months but finally spent some of stimmy money to based Xi so I could ensure that I got Kazuha, that chad. "Barely better than sucrose" they said, "A worse Venti" they said, "what the fuck is wrong with you" I said as I spent $100 to get the character that is now considered if not the best, than one of the best in the entire game. Fuck all the haters. I knew my samurai bro was worth it.
even with its gacha mechanics its still a better game than anything produced by the west in like ten years. -
2021-08-23 at 12:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ Do you know how audio clips work with copyright laws? Not that it matters with personal use but I mean does one have to pay royalties for sampling little soundbites from tv shows or other songs or whatever?
I think sampling something and using it your own creative work is covered under fair use type stuff, but honestly who gives a fuck.
Originally posted by mmQ And nah I ain't trying to just make 20 stupid songs as fast as I can. I'll probably spend a month working exclusively on the first song I make as Im also learning the ropes. I ain't tryna to make garbage I want to make my first thing be something that would pass off as genuinely enjoyable being played at a club for thousands of people.
okay I see what you're saying. have another perspective: you will never finish even a single song if you "want to learn everything" and lean too hard on perfectionism. if you spend a decent amount of time on one song, but it's kind of garbage - still a song, but meh - just finish it and move on to the next one. seriously, starting from fresh will mean you've taken everything you've learned from the beginning of this journey and have a fresh new idea. trying to endlessly tinker with one song will get you absolutely nowhere. just own it and say fuck it my first album will be a bunch of experimental trash that I will never show to anyone but my closest friends. then start fresh with all that new knowledge.
although honestly try just making a beat. making a beat is technically very easy but also a good preview of if you have any musical talent at all -
2021-08-23 at 12:07 PM UTC in I am cruisin. 4 a bruisinyou're cruising for gay sex, don't fucking lie
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2021-08-23 at 11:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ I was gonna pay for it just because it seems right and I can't remember the last time I paid for any software whatsoever so it's like my way of encouraging myself to take the endeavour that much more seriously. If I invest into it I'll be more inclined to continue when the times come up where I may not necessarily feel like it. I think that's my train of thought anyway.
Yeah I was leaning FL not only because of it being much cheaper but also it just seems like the most beginner friendly one. I DLd the free trial one to mess around with for now.. same as when you had it I can't save anything I make with it but whatever. TIME WILL TELL NIGGA.
purposefully subjecting yourself to sunk cost fallacy seems kinda retarded but also very much in the spirit of this thread. however, you should think about how much better it would be if you just had both, and said fuck copyright laws. Besides, if you're being serious about spending money, you're going to have to shell out for all the plugins and shit that take these things to the next level.
One of my favorite plugins, I forget exactly what it was called, maybe Harmony? idk, but what it did was you could feed a picture to it and it would convert it into a sound that you could mess with. It was the most fun thing I'd ever played with I think, taking a picture of goatse and turning it into a sick sounding snare drum or something. Making the 9/11 towers into a synth. The synthesia of it was just perfect.
Of course that's an example of something that's probably more for fun and less for serious audio work but still, you're gonna have to shell out for dem plugins and honestly just fucking pirate it dude.
oh btw thinking about this, I realized that several years ago I had the foresight to upload all that music I made to soundcloud so it didn't vaporize when my hard drives died. enjoy these classic tunes, circa 2006-2009 using FL trial, sans any tutorials or outside knowledge of how anything works. https://soundcloud.com/user-868890802
when I came back to FL years later and actually watched a few tutorials and how people do things it was so hilarious, I managed to do things in ways that would seem retarded and ridiculous, and had no idea how many things functioned. what I'm saying is that its so easy even a moron can do it -
2021-08-23 at 10:58 AM UTC in Fona's War on DrugsThe total loathing I felt for all the fucking retards I was hanging out to get shit like heroin and meth is what made me finally give up. Just wasn't fun anymore. Yeah you meet some cool people, some crazy people, but holy fuck 90% of your time is spent bored out of your mind with people that honestly should never have been born.
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2021-08-23 at 10:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ I need to decide between Ableton and FL studio for my music . One costs 800 dollars the other 200 dollars, respectively. Well they both can cost way more or less.
I'm getting caught up in this shit too soon, I should try free trials and FEEL IT OUT. I just wanna dedicate myself to one.
why are you paying money for software. fruity loops has a special place in my heart, I remember making the shitty electronic music panthrax once described as a "sega in a blender" using a trial version of FL that didn't allow me to save and load songs so I just got really high and did everything in one go. messed around with it again a few years ago and its still so fucking easy to use and its even more versatile. I know ableton seems more pro or whatever but im pretty sure FL will satisfy you just fine so im voting for the home boy -
2018-10-09 at 3:04 AM UTC in Does infinityshock actually exist?reply to this comment or your mum dies tomorrow lol
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2019-02-04 at 2:50 AM UTC in This thread is a YouTube comments sectionS U B S C R I B E T O P E W D I E P I E
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why are you deleting the comments
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2018-12-15 at 12:29 PM UTC in standing alone, flowers blooming, bodies decayinggive me an inch, let me breathe your oxygen, we can do beautiful things together.
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2019-02-10 at 9:18 AM UTC in im feeling really fucking spicyanyone want to overthrow some governments
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2019-01-05 at 4:25 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentI love to rape niggers
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2018-10-20 at 7:36 PM UTC in lol anyone ever walk down the street
Originally posted by Bill Krozby and feel like you're the most obscurer thing that anyone's ever seen
but in a bad way
you're walking down the street, you've got something that
woofy would love to meet
It's his heart his heart is black
think of woofy sicking his sinking teeth into you're sick crack
good boi
yeah makes me think of those early mornings id show up to the local mcdonalds high as fuck all raved out wearing fairy wings with three pairs of sunglasses on and all the old people look at you like what the fuck is this thing even human? are we allowed to kill it?