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2019-07-08 at 1:36 PM UTC in How good of a cook are you out of ten?pretty fucking good/10
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2019-07-08 at 1:35 PM UTC in i got the day off work
Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah thats pretty much the same here, they call it ny with a texan mix lol they really try to sell it
yea it's some hipster bullshit and you know those fuckers eat it up, they're like YEA TAKE MY MONEY because they hope if they eat arugula hipster girls will fuck them. bunch of fucking cucks tbh. arugula is dank though. -
2019-07-08 at 1:34 PM UTC in i know this okinawan girl
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2019-07-08 at 1:28 PM UTC in i got the day off workwe have healthy californian food. we have salmon and arugula and salads and shit. it's pretty dank. i take the smoked salmon home and cook it in a pan lmao.
and yea i turn his shit off a lot and make him listen to goreshit or j trance a lot. i intentionally put on the most obnoxious music whenever i work with him because he's a normie and he can't deal with it and starts grunting like UGH I HATE WOMEN AND PEPOLE EVERY1 IS DUMB EXCEPT ME THE ONLY THING TO DO IS DRINK ALCHOL AND COKE -
2019-07-08 at 1:23 PM UTC in i got the day off work
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol you should beat that guy up
oh trust me i really want to. he's such a faggot, he tries to be cool with me and i just ignore him most of the time and then he listens to his comedy and they make a fart joke and he laughs and looks at me to laugh and i keep my face straight as fuck so he doesn't get the satisfaction of thinking we're cool -
2019-07-08 at 1:19 PM UTC in i know this okinawan girl
Originally posted by Sophie
Okinawan Girl.
Is a good name for a LoFi track.
alright now you're just thank whoring...that's ok tho. it would be the name of a good lofi track. maybe i'll try to make some lofi tracks like "okinawan girl" and "okinawan girl's friends" and "i want to fuck your wifes friends" and then when they invite me to a dinner party i can be like "check out my tracks bro" -
2019-07-08 at 1:14 PM UTC in What's the first thing you stole?a couple packs of candy/gum as a kid/teen but the first thing i really STOLE was a bottle of vodka when i was 16. then i got wasted with my schitzo friend and that night i could barely stand up and went home and my dad got pissed off at me and was like YOURE WASTED
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2019-07-08 at 1:12 PM UTC in i got the day off work
Originally posted by WellHung no. You can play by yourself, too. Well
, I know you like exercise and being outside, like I do, and when you said you had a day off, I just figured I'd try to provide you with another fun option to do that's free. It just popped into my head when I saw your thread.
yea but by myself seems boring. i need some nihongi epats to come w/ me. there's a disc gold place kinda near to where i live actually, but the only reason i ever went there is to buy oxys -
2019-07-08 at 1:09 PM UTC in HTS is a sex kitten
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2019-07-08 at 1:07 PM UTC in i know this okinawan girl
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2019-07-08 at 1:07 PM UTC in i got the day off work
Originally posted by WellHung Dude you should try disc golf. its fun as fuck.
i might be down to try, i guess i'd need ppl to do it with though right? also what made you think of that?
Originally posted by WellHung Why would the dude do expensive, shitty Coke, when there's high quality, cheap meth available out in Cali?
he used to do meth too. he probably still does to be honest, like i said he's a normie and the type to always lie about his drug use. i know he has done it though, because he told me a couple times and his teeth are totally FUCKED UP -
2019-07-08 at 1:04 PM UTC in i got the day off work
Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats the way to go bromo, I'm going into work today for a meeting before our next soft open and they cook for us real good.
But don't quit your job unless you're really sure, that money goes away real quick…
I can tell you really don't like that gont tho lol
but yeah i kinda feel ya the only way to win is not to play
yea dude, fuck that guy, he's like a normie addict/alcoholic which i don't fucking trust people like that. he listens to stand up comedy constantly and some podcast with some asshole that just talks shit and is jaded as fuck and he thinks it's hilarious and listens to the same ones over and over again. for some reason he thinks it's cool to be jaded and tries to act that way as much as possible. there was a bit of comedy he was listening to where some comedian was making fun of old men who don't give a shit about anything and the comedian was like "FUCK YOU IM GONNA GO WATCH MY SHOWS" and the guy was like DUDE THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DO! LOL!. like why the fuck are you proud of being able to relate to an elderly person a comedian is literally getting paid to make fun of?
not only that but he tried to steal $22.50 in tips from me the first day i worked with him because i guess he figured i wouldn't notice. i called him out on it without really blaming him via text after he left work, he was at the bar down the street and came back already looking guilty making up some bullshit you can tell people make up when they're lying because it doesn't really make any sense. he tried to say that the previous tip out from before i was working was like exactly the same amount of money as the next one and he got the piles of money confused or some retarded shit then tried to act like i was being the asshole and was like WHATEVER MAN IT'S CHILL YOU CAN HAVE IT then he sat the money down and went to leave then came back to the pile he had literally JUST PUT THERE and was like "oh these are mine then you jsut didn't see them", tried to grab them back and POWERWALKED out of the kitchen and i ran after him and was like DUDE THATS THE PILE YOU JUST PUT THERE. and he gave it back and left in shame. -
2019-07-08 at 12:54 PM UTC in TWILIGHT MARATHONdont need a phone yea might as well have a motorola
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2019-07-08 at 12:54 PM UTC in i know this okinawan girl
Originally posted by Sophie Just go to the gym with her bro. Don't worry about it, when she says: My husband's a marine! Go oh wow! We should definitely meet at some random veterans affair thing or whatever. Then when you see him bee all oorah semper fi. And you'll get along swimmingly. After you befriend the couple, it is only natural that you get to know their friends. And so you slink yourself into the world of qt nihongi expat girls.
that's simple and a pretty good idea -
2019-07-08 at 12:49 PM UTC in i know this okinawan girli met her when she randomly messaged me on facebook literally like back in 2012 with terrible english just because she wanted to talk to an american and randomly found me. anyways i talked to her a bit back then and we chatted sometimes but she lived in okinawa and i lived in america. i hadn't talked to her in years but the other day her instagram popped up as recommended and i looked at it and apparently she married some other marine since then and now she lives in the same city as me. like she lives 5 miles away from me. so i dm'd her and we were chatting and making fun of her old messages she sent me and stuff. now she wnats me to go to the gym with her so i said yea but we never made any concrete plans. i don't really want to fuck her though, she's definitely attractive but shes married and shit and i feel like i'll accumulate negative karma, HOWEVER she has a bunch of japanese friends that are also attractive and that i could probably do stuff with without setting up a bunch of situations that are going to fuck me over. i'm not really sure how i could go about being like "hey introduce me to ur friends." like the only way that i can continue talking to her is furthering the relationship a ittle by hanging out with her or something but i really don't want to lead her on or make her husband weird out because he's probably a mentally unstable marine
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2019-07-08 at 12:39 PM UTC in i got the day off workmy coworker is a cokehead and and alcoholic and he is constantly broke and begged me to take my shift today and idc since i already saved up a bunch of money. i think i'm gonna go in anyways and make breakfast and eat it then leave and be like "have fun~!" because that's how i saved up a bunch of money, not buying food but just eating it from there. and making my only hobbies free exercise and youtube.
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2019-07-08 at 4:17 AM UTC in What to do with my lifei mean obviously you have to get off crack and heroin and the streets unless u want 2 die
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2019-07-08 at 2:47 AM UTC in Intravenous Modafinili mean imagine if you do it and then you die or some shit and then your pregnant wife has a son and then how is she going to explain to him that not only did his father die doing drugs, it was over fucking modafanil?
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2019-07-08 at 2:46 AM UTC in Intravenous Modafinil
Originally posted by stupid noob Oh look, a worthless post. Good to see the totse community hasn't changed in my absence.
your OP is worthless, why don't you just go try it and tell us how it goes.or just go snort some meth, if you're trying to get methlike effects from modafinil by shooting it up you're probably doing just as much damage anyways -
2019-07-08 at 2:31 AM UTC in Intravenous Modafinillol you're the one calling us worthless yet u make a thread about shooting up modafianil
