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i know this okinawan girl

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    i met her when she randomly messaged me on facebook literally like back in 2012 with terrible english just because she wanted to talk to an american and randomly found me. anyways i talked to her a bit back then and we chatted sometimes but she lived in okinawa and i lived in america. i hadn't talked to her in years but the other day her instagram popped up as recommended and i looked at it and apparently she married some other marine since then and now she lives in the same city as me. like she lives 5 miles away from me. so i dm'd her and we were chatting and making fun of her old messages she sent me and stuff. now she wnats me to go to the gym with her so i said yea but we never made any concrete plans. i don't really want to fuck her though, she's definitely attractive but shes married and shit and i feel like i'll accumulate negative karma, HOWEVER she has a bunch of japanese friends that are also attractive and that i could probably do stuff with without setting up a bunch of situations that are going to fuck me over. i'm not really sure how i could go about being like "hey introduce me to ur friends." like the only way that i can continue talking to her is furthering the relationship a ittle by hanging out with her or something but i really don't want to lead her on or make her husband weird out because he's probably a mentally unstable marine
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Just go to the gym with her bro. Don't worry about it, when she says: My husband's a marine! Go oh wow! We should definitely meet at some random veterans affair thing or whatever. Then when you see him bee all oorah semper fi. And you'll get along swimmingly. After you befriend the couple, it is only natural that you get to know their friends. And so you slink yourself into the world of qt nihongi expat girls.
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    Originally posted by Sophie Just go to the gym with her bro. Don't worry about it, when she says: My husband's a marine! Go oh wow! We should definitely meet at some random veterans affair thing or whatever. Then when you see him bee all oorah semper fi. And you'll get along swimmingly. After you befriend the couple, it is only natural that you get to know their friends. And so you slink yourself into the world of qt nihongi expat girls.

    that's simple and a pretty good idea
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III that's simple and a pretty good idea

    I'm full of good ideas fam, no need to thank me.
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    Originally posted by Sophie I'm full of good ideas fam, no need to thank me.

    i thanked you anyways out of spite
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i thanked you anyways out of spite



    Okinawan Girl.

    Is a good name for a LoFi track.
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    Originally posted by Sophie

    Okinawan Girl.

    Is a good name for a LoFi track.

    alright now you're just thank whoring...that's ok tho. it would be the name of a good lofi track. maybe i'll try to make some lofi tracks like "okinawan girl" and "okinawan girl's friends" and "i want to fuck your wifes friends" and then when they invite me to a dinner party i can be like "check out my tracks bro"
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    1. Cassette Tape
    2. Okinawan Girl
    3. Tomodachi
    4. Bullet Train
    5. Mina-san
    6. Interlude
    7. Sengoku Daimyo
    8. Whisper
    9. Kanashii
    10. Together/Alone
    11. Outro ft. Sophie on Vocals.
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  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    There's your concept album.
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    Originally posted by Sophie 1. Cassette Tape
    2. Okinawan Girl
    3. Tomodachi
    4. Bullet Train
    5. Mina-san
    6. Interlude
    7. Sengoku Daimyo
    8. Whisper
    9. Kanashii
    10. Together/Alone
    11. Outro ft. Sophie on Vocals.

    lol goddammit. i'm going to autotune the shit out of it
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol goddammit. i'm going to autotune the shit out of it

    Haha, i'd unironically listen to it, if you made that into a LoFi concept album.
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