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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Only cucks toss the dick out for desperate pussy. It's fair game if she.wasnt dogging you though, but if she was dogging them they would have been fools to accept.

    generally i agree but this chick was not desperate because she wouldn't be able to get any, she was like a 7 or 8/10 and just like 20 years old and horny as fuck. she just couldn't get any because the chinese kids were too cucked and anxious about being disowned by their family to have premarital sex (that's basically how most of my school was)
  2. Originally posted by WellHung Chinks and Indians get off on doing homework, and learning. That's their vice. That and tobacco.

    dude she was fucking sexy too. i woulda torn that shit up and she seemed like the type that would cum like 5 times. she even appealed to me at one point and tried to draw me in the conversation with her FROM THE OTHER TABLE and i humored her for a sec but didn't want to get myself in any shit with the gf. now i regret it. but probably if i woulda fucked her she would have got pregnant and my life would be ruined so i at the same time i don't regret it. NO RAGRETS
  3. i remember this one time in college i was studying in this room you could go to that would have tutors there that could help you if you got stuck on something. there was this group of like 5 chinese dudes and a girl at the next table all studying and the girl was like heavily flirting with all of them and clearly wanted dick like RIGHT NOW and all the chinese guys were just ignoring her to study. i had a gf at the time but if i hadn't i was about to just go over there and just be like alright lets go and watch them all go back to their hw
  4. Originally posted by GGG Should shave all your hair so you can be a really cute elf. Tight black pants to show your ass, some bouncy fake boobs. You can do that snaggletooth smile and make all the asian boys swoon.

    Then they turn around and realize you're wearing crotchless pants, and your long hairy white dick is just dancing around like it's looking for sunlight.

    lol then i steal every last one of the asian girls who tagged along with them because they've all been #friendzoned
  5. i feel a lil dizzy
  6. i just ate an unknown amount of etizolam
  7. Originally posted by NARCassist Never. I once cashed a check from my dads checkbook and then felt so bad about it I took the money home, gave it back and told him what I'd done. These little things called morals tho.


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    yea but did you feel bad about it before or after you bought more heroin and middlemanned for a couple people so you could get high for the day?
  8. *downloads hellotalk*
  9. Originally posted by GGG I meant with my dick they wont stop help

    delete hellotalk from ur phone lmao
  10. Originally posted by GGG Just girls who play games i.e. All of them.

    they play games w/ ur heart
  11. Originally posted by Ghost THEY AREN'T REAL GAMER GIRLS THAN

    no such thing as a gamer girl
  12. this is where the lesbians hang out in vancouver i guess lol
  13. Originally posted by Ghost But i'm an beta gamer which makes gamer girls wet

    lol girls dont care about video games they care about cars and money and abs
  14. i was coming down off LSD chilling with this hooker i knew in hawaii and a pigeon fell off the roof and died in front of our eyes and all i could do was laugh

  15. if you're having a bad day, remember it's raining in vancouver!
  16. Originally posted by Ghost I sell beta gamer bathwater


    but your bathwater is not as desirable. my advice is do more planks
  17. or i could just take LSD and wear something like this
  18. some girl i work with told me comic con is next weekend so i came up with this idea. my abs are looking pretty decent so i think i could pull it off, i just need a pink or turquoise wig. i threw out my ex gf's schoolgirl outfit unfortunately i was like "when am i ever gonna use this" and now it would be useful lmao. so i guess i need an outfit too. how many thirsty gamergirls or gaymers do you think will buy my bath water?
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