cosplaying as belle delphine and selling bath water

1. 2019-07-13 at 12:47 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   some girl i work with told me comic con is next weekend so i came up with this idea. my abs are looking pretty decent so i think i could pull it off, i just need a pink or turquoise wig. i threw out my ex gf's schoolgirl outfit unfortunately i was like "when am i ever gonna use this" and now it would be useful lmao. so i guess i need an outfit too. how many thirsty gamergirls or gaymers do you think will buy my bath water?
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2. 2019-07-13 at 12:48 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
3. 2019-07-13 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I sell beta gamer bathwater
   
   
4. 2019-07-13 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   or i could just take LSD and wear something like this
   
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5. 2019-07-13 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost I sell beta gamer bathwater
   
   

   
   but your bathwater is not as desirable. my advice is do more planks
6. 2019-07-13 at 12:56 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   But i'm an beta gamer which makes gamer girls wet
7. 2019-07-13 at 12:57 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost But i'm an beta gamer which makes gamer girls wet

   
   lol girls dont care about video games they care about cars and money and abs
8. 2019-07-13 at 1:01 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   THEY AREN'T REAL GAMER GIRLS THAN
   
   
9. 2019-07-13 at 1:01 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost THEY AREN'T REAL GAMER GIRLS THAN

   
   no such thing as a gamer girl
10. 2019-07-13 at 1:03 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III no such thing as a gamer girl

    
    Just girls who play games i.e. All of them.
11. 2019-07-13 at 1:04 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Just girls who play games i.e. All of them.

    
    they play games w/ ur heart
12. 2019-07-13 at 1:08 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    gamer grrrrrrrrrrrrl the more R's means they are of a higher rank
    
    
13. 2019-07-13 at 1:10 PM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    You're pretty cutie I say go for it
14. 2019-07-13 at 1:11 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III they play games w/ ur heart

    
    I meant with my dick they wont stop help
15. 2019-07-13 at 1:11 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG I meant with my dick they wont stop help

    
    delete hellotalk from ur phone lmao
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16. 2019-07-13 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    *downloads hellotalk*
17. 2019-07-13 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You should definitely take LSD, theres no other way to sell vials of bathwater while cross dressing as an elf at a convention.
18. 2019-07-13 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Should shave all your hair so you can be a really cute elf. Tight black pants to show your ass, some bouncy fake boobs. You can do that snaggletooth smile and make all the asian boys swoon.
    
    Then they turn around and realize you're wearing crotchless pants, and your long hairy white dick is just dancing around like it's looking for sunlight.
19. 2019-07-13 at 2:35 PM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Tentagraus
20. 2019-07-13 at 2:38 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Should shave all your hair so you can be a really cute elf. Tight black pants to show your ass, some bouncy fake boobs. You can do that snaggletooth smile and make all the asian boys swoon.
    
    Then they turn around and realize you're wearing crotchless pants, and your long hairy white dick is just dancing around like it's looking for sunlight.

    
    lol then i steal every last one of the asian girls who tagged along with them because they've all been #friendzoned