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2018-07-31 at 8:32 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Tired Heart Surgery TuesdayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-31 at 11:53 AM UTC in Stalpanof's Tired Heart Surgery TuesdayI got to talk to my grampy for a minute. He went back to surgery.
He looked so nervous.
Seeing the look on someone's face when they are facing their own mortality (expecially someone you love) and knowing you really can not give them a 100% you will be fine reassurance is hard.
I was worried last night about this but I had no idea it was going to be this difficult today.
I love him.
It's out of my hands now.
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2018-07-31 at 11:01 AM UTC in Stalpanof's Tired Heart Surgery TuesdayCoffee is good.
I am waking up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-31 at 10:39 AM UTC in Stalpanof's Tired Heart Surgery TuesdayGolly gosh.
Hai fam.
Early morning today I not drunk still.
Ballz.
My grampy got to have open heart surgery this morning.
I'm at the hospital.
Already let work now I might not be in today.
My head feels nothing.
No feelings.
Bout to drink some coffee and try to wake up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-30 at 3:30 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Milacron Monday 7/30/2018Howdy everyone.
Stalpanof here.
Hope everyone had a great frig frag weekend :)
I had a great weekend.
On Saturday I got manic and spent 7 hours "trying" to fix stuff.
That was fun except I never really got much of anything fixed.
Then yesterday I went to a baseball game.
It was a lot of fun and I got drunk and lost my ID.
Now I feel like an undocumented immigrant.
After that I went to where I fell down.
Then I got a little more drunk.
I ate a lot of food and drank some more.
I passed out pretty early and woke up at midnight with a hang-over.
I cycled between sleeping and lying there awake holding piss in my dick with my fist.
Now I am up and at 'em.
And I am about to have a wonderful fucking day.
I love you all very much.
Bye-now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-30 at 5:32 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Milacron Monday 7/30/2018OMFG I forgot I have to go to work.
Where has my head been?
I know where I want it.
Love you CandyReinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-30 at 5:21 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Milacron Monday 7/30/2018The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-30 at 4:55 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Milacron Monday 7/30/2018The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-30 at 4:42 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Milacron Monday 7/30/2018Update:
Just talked to my sexy AF CandyRein.
Had not heard from her in a week.
She was mad but it was all just a silly misunderstanding.
Or she is lying about being mad and just wanted to see if I was going to be extra horny when she finally came back into my life.
Things happen and people die.
All I know is I am in love with her.
Sacrifices have been made.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-30 at 3:41 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Milacron Monday 7/30/2018The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-28 at 10:21 PM UTC in Stalpanof's Stoopid Saturday
Originally posted by WellHung Op… you're a douchebag.
And your a Chinese business man with a small penis and a 28,752 yuan salary that lost a business deal and went to the bar to drink yourself to death and instead you found a spray tanned slampig that you impressed with your company's credit card, got lucky and had a one night stand and now wont stop stalking her. Your ego is super inflated because you managed to have sex with a drunk American girl. Now you live in the homeless shelter and work 60 hours a week and a Chinese buffet but still you can not find real work because you are a refugee wanted by the Chinese Government for theft and you have a death warrant on your head if you ever go back. You mop and sweep floors, clean tables, wash dishes and fix crab rangoon.
One day I hope you are able to steal the identity of someone who's name you can inevitably tarnish like you have done your own.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-24 at 4:43 PM UTC in STALPANOF's Tolerant TuesdayToday will officially make it 3 months I have been at my job.
Im loving every day of it.
Sometimes I overthink things and when stuff doesn't happen for me like I think it should I suddenly feel like everyone is against me but later I find what I am doing is more important than what I want to be doing so I end up wanting to do what I do not want to do.
I have only been there 3 months and I get phone calls from co-workers calling in sick.
I am not even hire there yet. Its kinda neat.
I woke up today needing to piss real bad but thanks to my new found fona-funds my bed is so comfortable and my blankets are so soft and warm I had no choice but to lay there for 2 hours.
Once I got up I took a type 5 shit and smoked a cigarette.
My diet is slowly changing and I am feeling a bit more healthy and energetic even with my alcoholism being in full swing.
When I grabbed a shirt to put on I glimpsed myself in the mirror for a second and then just stood there in complete shock at how sexy and cut I am.
I give all the credit to God who is with me every day and guides me and shows me the way.
Hope everyone is having a great day today.
I got to get ready for work now.
Today I will try and be tolerant of people and situations and I will try to see things from all points of veiw before I make an assumption on why someone or something is the way it is.
I will try not to pass judgement.
Love you guys.
Take care.
