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Stalpanof's Tired Heart Surgery Tuesday

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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Golly gosh.
    Hai fam.
    Early morning today I not drunk still.
    Ballz.
    My grampy got to have open heart surgery this morning.
    I'm at the hospital.
    Already let work now I might not be in today.
    My head feels nothing.
    No feelings.
    Bout to drink some coffee and try to wake up.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Coffee is good.
    I am waking up.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    I got to talk to my grampy for a minute. He went back to surgery.
    He looked so nervous.
    Seeing the look on someone's face when they are facing their own mortality (expecially someone you love) and knowing you really can not give them a 100% you will be fine reassurance is hard.
    I was worried last night about this but I had no idea it was going to be this difficult today.
    I love him.
    It's out of my hands now.
    All I can do is hope, pray and have faith.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Fuck ur grandpa. Its time for him to start pushing up daisies.
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    Originally posted by STALPANOF I got to talk to my grampy for a minute. He went back to surgery.
    He looked so nervous.
    Seeing the look on someone's face when they are facing their own mortality (expecially someone you love) and knowing you really can not give them a 100% you will be fine reassurance is hard.
    I was worried last night about this but I had no idea it was going to be this difficult today.
    I love him.
    It's out of my hands now.
    All I can do is hope, pray and have faith.

    Personally when I faced my own mortality I was lay on the hospital bed thinking "ah no more work or worry...just sleep"..then the fuckers saved me and threw me back into the cold hard light of unfeeling reality as if to say "The universe isn't done fucking with you yet...You'll go when WE say"
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by WellHung Fuck ur grandpa. Its time for him to start pushing up daisies.

    You're a bitch.
    May cancer ravage your ass and rattle snakes bite your dick.
    Fuck you.
    Don't call the fona-fone.
    You are now on my shit list.
    And you managed to get your name on there below Australians.
    I want to twist off all your fingers and toes with pliers while I beat your face with a tennis racket.
    Fuck you.
    I will await your obituary so I can dig up your remains to feed your rotted flesh to pigs for it is the only appropriate animal for your personality.
    You are pathetic.
    I want to crush your bones and expoxy them into the form of a toliet seat so I can shit on you.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Personally when I faced my own mortality I was lay on the hospital bed thinking "ah no more work or worry…just sleep"..then the fuckers saved me and threw me back into the cold hard light of unfeeling reality as if to say "The universe isn't done fucking with you yet…You'll go when WE say"

    Yes. Funny how they do you sometimes.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by STALPANOF You're a bitch.
    May cancer ravage your ass and rattle snakes bite your dick.
    Fuck you.
    Don't call the fona-fone.
    You are now on my shit list.
    And you managed to get your name on there below Australians.
    I want to twist off all your fingers and toes with pliers while I beat your face with a tennis racket.
    Fuck you.
    I will await your obituary so I can dig up your remains to feed your rotted flesh to pigs for it is the only appropriate animal for your personality.
    You are pathetic.
    I want to crush your bones and expoxy them into the form of a toliet seat so I can shit on you.

    You would have been a great medieval torturer. I respect that.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by STALPANOF I got to talk to my grampy for a minute. He went back to surgery.
    He looked so nervous.
    Seeing the look on someone's face when they are facing their own mortality (expecially someone you love) and knowing you really can not give them a 100% you will be fine reassurance is hard.
    I was worried last night about this but I had no idea it was going to be this difficult today.
    I love him.
    It's out of my hands now.
    All I can do is hope, pray and have faith.

    I’m praying for him too, lots of love and good vibes with Speedy recovery wishes for Grampa ♥️
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Update:
    Everything went well.
    I went back home after surgery had started and I took a nice long nap.
    It appeared that I would be late to work so I opted not to go at all.
    WellHung is still on my shit list. Do not try and patronize me you lonely, desperate, senior citizen.\
    CandyRein is still smoking hot.
    Thank you CandyRein for talking to me today.
    Probably going to spend the rest of today doing me stuff that I just do not do on the weekends due to always feeling exhausted.
    Fuck you Verizon Wireless. Those cell phones I stole did not cost $4,800.00
    Aint no way I am paying you that.
    Does anyone have a money machine?
    :/
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    Originally posted by STALPANOF Does anyone have a money machine?
    :/

    No, I have a penis not a vagina.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, I have a penis not a vagina.

    I like your avatar.
    Its the first one that I can look at and think you are not a (WORD I CAN NOT SAY BECAUSE A CERTAIN SOMEONE IN MY LIFE WILL TAKE OFFENSE)

    6 letter.

    Rhymes with nigger.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    I mean...
    it does not rhyme with nigger.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    What I mean to say is incredibly ignorant black person who's skin color is no issue with me.
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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Personally when I faced my own mortality I was lay on the hospital bed thinking "ah no more work or worry…just sleep"..then the fuckers saved me and threw me back into the cold hard light of unfeeling reality as if to say "The universe isn't done fucking with you yet…You'll go when WE say"

    Lmao
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    This a whole different aspect to Stalpanof that we haven't seen before.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by RainbowDash=BestPony This a whole different aspect to Stalpanof that we haven't seen before.

    Growth.
    I am not a hippokreet for speaking out in a way different than how I acted in my past.
    It just means I grewed up.
    Im a grewn up now.
    My bank account.
    My crippling debt.
    My literal vomiting every morning at the thought I have to do this shit everyday for the rest of my long life.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by STALPANOF Update:
    Everything went well.
    I went back home after surgery had started and I took a nice long nap.
    It appeared that I would be late to work so I opted not to go at all.
    WellHung is still on my shit list. Do not try and patronize me you lonely, desperate, senior citizen.\
    CandyRein is still smoking hot.
    Thank you CandyRein for talking to me today.
    Probably going to spend the rest of today doing me stuff that I just do not do on the weekends due to always feeling exhausted.
    Fuck you Verizon Wireless. Those cell phones I stole did not cost $4,800.00
    Aint no way I am paying you that.
    Does anyone have a money machine?
    :/

    ROFL !♥️
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by CandyRein ROFL !♥️

    Call me!
    I love you.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ok
    I love you too!❤️
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