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1. 2018-07-16 at 2:11 PM UTC in [b]Jilted!!![/b] Random Feelings & Emotions
   🐿 African Astronaut
   This is not cup...
   I hate this cup.
2. 2018-07-16 at 2:07 PM UTC in NIS Movie Party Thread
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Bump bootys with me first.
3. 2018-07-16 at 2 PM UTC in NIS Movie Party Thread
   🐿 African Astronaut
   lmao
4. 2018-07-16 at 3:11 AM UTC in How do u prefer to administer your methamphetamine?
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by komokazi Intravenous no questions asked. I'll smoke it to keep it at least quasi-socially acceptable but in the company of other degenerates or my lonesome, hello Mr. pointy boi. Really shines, the rush rivals heroin for sure. I just had some of the best meth I've ever had, 2nd best easily, but wasn't a clear rival with the very best. I don't do it frequently enough to consider my opinion valid but the dealer had intentions of sexual relations that did not transpire but was definitely obviously attempted influence with the extremely high purity of the sack I got. He was also verbal with his intent and without expecting to touch it again for at least a year I said what I needed to get a hold of the monoliths of crystalline methamphetamine that my retinas perceived and subsequent lustful desire for what reside within the confines of that little Ziploc baggie.

   
   So, what you're trying to say is that he wanted your virgin asshole?
5. 2018-07-16 at 2:50 AM UTC in Share drunk stories
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Darrel quit it.
6. 2018-07-16 at 2:49 AM UTC in ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Fat girls will take anything to the hospital
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain It is from the classic film Battleship Potemkin. Highly recommend watching it, it is about a robot dog that plays basketball.

   
   Looks very intriguing.
7. 2018-07-16 at 1:31 AM UTC in I had a red pilled dream earlier today
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Uhhh...You decide the time limit on snoozes.
8. 2018-07-16 at 1:03 AM UTC in Long hair
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Took me years to grow this horse mane and i only want it longer so i think that only applies to a portion of women.
9. 2018-07-16 at 12:51 AM UTC in Do you keep a diary?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   I did in middle school. Kinda cute to read about all my old crushes.
10. 2018-07-16 at 12:49 AM UTC in NIS Movie Party Thread
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Sweet! I've got plenty of free time on my hands, so let me/us know which day you'd like to propose for our very first session. We'll come up with a couple of titles later on and pick the one with the most votes to watch. I'm nominating The Toxic Avenger because everyone loved that one, and it's super cheesy 80s fun too.

    
    Toxie is one of my favorites 🙋‍♀️
11. 2018-07-15 at 11:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Why Tom and Jerry never made a real life movie like every other cartoon?

    
    They committed suicide.
12. 2018-07-15 at 11:30 PM UTC in ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Fat girls will take anything to the hospital
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain Ey u gobshite ill rek u bruv swear on me nan

    
    Where's your avatar from?
13. 2018-07-15 at 11:29 PM UTC in ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Fat girls will take anything to the hospital
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I pack my whole damn closet anywhere I go for a night.
14. 2018-07-15 at 5:11 AM UTC in NIGGAS IT IS A VERY VERY SAD DAY FOR US
    🐿 African Astronaut
    You better shutdafuck up manfire about mylady
15. 2018-07-15 at 5:10 AM UTC in Plans for the weekend
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by lantiqua87 WE MOBBIN OUT HERE ON THESE STREETZ U FEEL ME BUT I STAY IN ALABAMA U FEEL ME

    
    I FEEL YOU GIRLFRIEND
16. 2018-07-14 at 11:10 PM UTC in Foods you enjoy best in hot weather.
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Halo Top 😋
17. 2018-07-14 at 10:59 PM UTC in [Serious] Pedosexuality
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Madman Its child abuse and will never be accepted by anyone. Being a pedo is fine but acting on it is a crime worthy of death. If an older man tried to date my daughter I would literally murder him and get away with it. If he succeeded I would torture him to death and use a torch to keep him from bleeding out. It will never be accepted and trying to justify makes me lose all respect for you. Its ok to be attracted to children but its not ok to act on it. You have no idea how much most people hate pedos and the fact that you think this will be accepted ever is completely delusional. When I was younger I would throw bricks through child molesters windows with death threats attached so that they would never feel safe. I don't even care if the state breaks the law to fuck up child molesters, You are completely ignorant of the demographics of this situation. You are such a small minority and I hope you get raped in prison.

    
    You're awesome.
18. 2018-07-14 at 10:58 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Rented a waverunner😍 for a two hour water journey
19. 2018-07-13 at 9:10 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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20. 2018-07-13 at 9:07 PM UTC in Who has the smallest dick on NIS?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung This chick I know that screwed Blaster Master said he's got a little rinky-dink.

    
    You don't know any real chicks.