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Who has the smallest dick on NIS?

  1. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain Look closer, it will enhance your chink vision

    no thanks.

    im not as gay as you are.

    spectral, can you pls tell me if that penis was mutilated ???
  2. David was a jedi, my fam.
  3. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain David was a jedi, my fam.

    but michaelangelo wasnt.

    if you really cared go look at picture and potraits of jedis from the past century [before rampant miscegenation took place]

    and tell me that statue of david look like a jedi.
  4. Originally posted by benny vader but michaelangelo wasnt.

    if you really cared go look at picture and potraits of jedis from the past century [before rampant miscegenation took place]

    and tell me that statue of david look like a jedi.

    Are you arguing that jedis had big dicks? I can't tell.
  5. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain Are you arguing that jedis had big dicks? I can't tell.

    if proposing that white people by default have small penises sounds liek saying jedis have big dicks to you ....

    sure why not.
  6. Originally posted by benny vader if proposing that white people by default have small penises sounds liek saying jedis have big dicks to you ….

    sure why not.

    But your contention is that it is not an accurate representation of jedi penis.
  7. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain But your contention is that it is not an accurate representation of jedi penis.

    well, if the statue wasnt carved in the likeness of a jedi, why would its craven penis be ???
  8. Originally posted by benny vader well, if the statue wasnt carved in the likeness of a jedi, why would its craven penis be ???

    Therefore jedi cocks aren't small like that?
  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain Therefore jedi cocks aren't small like that?

    if you prefer to conclude it that way.
  10. Originally posted by benny vader if you prefer to conclude it that way.

    It's a simple question and you're dodging it because you don't want to admit you believe jedis have big cocks.
  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    im dodging becos i simply do not have that information.

    do you or those are just your speculation ???
  12. Originally posted by benny vader im dodging becos i simply do not have that information.

    do you or those are just your speculation ???

    A moment ago you were pretty adamant that David was an inaccurate representation of jedis, and specifically his jedi cock. Are you backpedaling on that?
  13. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain A moment ago you were pretty adamant that David was an inaccurate representation of jedis, and specifically his jedi cock. Are you backpedaling on that?

    how is it saying that X isnt Y so therefore Y must be Z ???

    based on the facial structure of the statue i know it wasnt a depiction of a jedi, doesnt necessarily mean i know what a jedi looks like, either facial or penile.
  14. Facial and penile in the same breath...another 11pts benny.
  15. Originally posted by benny vader how is it saying that X isnt Y so therefore Y must be Z ???

    based on the facial structure of the statue i know it wasnt a depiction of a jedi, doesnt necessarily mean i know what a jedi looks like, either facial or penile.

    But that would imply that you know that no jedi looked like David, or had an uncircumcised cock for some reason. The only thing you can say is that David didn't look like the specific jedis in the portraits you have seen... But neither do any other jedis.
  16. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain But that would imply that you know that no jedi looked like David, or had an uncircumcised cock for some reason. The only thing you can say is that David didn't look like the specific jedis in the portraits you have seen… But neither do any other jedis.

    but theres more.

    michaelangelo had never seen any jedis.
  17. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    This chick I know that screwed Blaster Master said he's got a little rinky-dink.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hard to tell if there's any tapering going on there.
  19. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hard to tell if there's any tapering going on there.

    look closer.
  20. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sort of how Totse inflated you…

    You're back with us, Son!
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