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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS You should push yourself and practice on incrementally larger penises until gradually you achieve the ability to fit an entire adult human head inside you. Then start doing weird porn.

    I like it.
  2. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I damn well wish.
  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Manonfire She was actually tryin to get me straight she hated
    the drugs
    But I loved them and was
    numb and didn't care how she felt about them
    It was only until I realized she was rly gone that I quit
    Fraid it's to late now

    I cant stip thinking about her
    I know some dude is askin mg girl to dance and i kno shell say yes
    I kno ppl think im being a pussy ass bitch Bout this
    I dont think Ill ever get over her
    I am a pussy ass bitch I guess

    You steal that one part from this old emo song?

  4. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by joerell This is off topic…10 demerit points.

    Off topic? Is this not a thread about her? Should I be bitching about something?
  5. 🐿 African Astronaut
    No.
  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I'd scissor bang ellaria.
  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Cmere,I’ll show ya

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  9. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Lol

    Genus the penus

    What's a penus archer?
  10. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by joerell 4'3" is way too short fo me…I'd have to carry her in a knapsack.

    He's exaggerating. Like always.
  11. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I have one Ive had for 3 years now there were 6. only reason I take them is if I need to relax for an evening.

    not sure if you picked up on it or not but I'm pretty much thinking about 5 things at once 20 hrs a day cuz every thing I do is done from a do it urself point of view so I engineer, built, experiment, adjust 24 hrs a day, plus the money scheduling so I dont run out of capital, now toss in the truck blowing up on the 4th forcing my to pull out the old dodge one ton I had when I first joined dh for my daily driver and delivery truck,

    that threw the money for a loop,, oh yea did I mention the heat killed 2 weeks worth of mushroom blocks?? well it did so on top of spending money to get the one ton inspected windshield, ball joints, horn, shocks, tires, we got no mushrooms for the next 3 weeks and had to toss 20 lbs last monday and only have 5 lbs for tomorrow and none for 3 weeks.
    but I put the bass boat on Cl yesterday and sold it this am for 150 less than I paid and its enough to finish the truck and buy vittles for a week

    now tell me I dont need a xanax every now and again

    and that is just the last weeks worth of adjustments and ingenuity

    Wow pole. How do you manage such a hectic work load? That's incredible!
  12. 🐿 African Astronaut
    lol like you would know.
  13. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Jesus. You're still talking about me?

    P.s. you're delusional or stoned.
  14. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I do not care to have your opinion pole.

    I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire.
  15. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Joe.
  16. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok..so that's 1 set…

    You missed the thing about majorities when generally discussing a subject..right?

    btw…I give that marriage maybe another 5yrs tops…

    I got that part jigs. Don't worry.

    By the way, i give that marriage last till she dies tops.
  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure but anecdotal evidence doesn't top hundreds of years of social history. As I said, exceptions to every rule but it's best to base a generalized opinion/statement on the majority rather than the minority.

    Just because you might know a 32yr old milf than banged an 18yr old it doesn't make the general rule false…just means she was a filthy filthy dogwoman.

    That was an ignorant comment.

    My mom is 55. My step dad is 36. They've been married for almost 12 years.
  18. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Five dollar foot long
  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Poles like a little girl yelling at her brother because she lost his ball.
  20. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the natural order of things, men like to date younger, women like to date older.

    I know a lot of relationships that would make this false.
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