Posts by 🐿

1. 2019-03-12 at 7:36 PM UTC in I had a dream about DTE she has a little brother and he was always cockblocking me and then we got high and played soccer games and i went down on her after i let her win all the time and she had really small hands but smelled of strawberries when she was on the bed we also went to the movies a lot together i think that’s where we met, there was also a time where she turned me down and i realised she was only with me to steal my weed but i let her do it anyway because i was in love
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Lol
2. 2019-03-12 at 3:32 PM UTC in hey friends, im ready tro kill myself
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Well are you dead?
3. 2019-03-12 at 3:28 PM UTC in Police in Bolivar, Missouri search terminal cancer patient's hospital room for weed
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Cops aren't really allowed to pick and chose. Yeah it sucks but shouldn't discriminate. Just doing their job.
4. 2019-03-12 at 1:57 AM UTC in Bill Krozby has the cock & balls of a much larger man...
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Lol
5. 2019-03-11 at 11:26 PM UTC in Eating for the hell of it
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG Size of booty = size of wallet

   
   =bullshit
6. 2019-03-11 at 11:12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun I am binging Gilligans Island.

   
   Shove that island up yo ass!
7. 2019-03-11 at 11:11 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Nah. It was Ricky. Hes got a nice ass though i know that.
8. 2019-03-11 at 11:03 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Huh? You had it in that dudes ass the whole time.
9. 2019-03-11 at 10:35 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   🐿 African Astronaut
   4 and a half
10. 2019-03-11 at 10:31 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Regretting the other night
11. 2019-03-11 at 9:36 PM UTC in Little girls are tight.
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I doubt it pedopole.
12. 2019-03-11 at 9:35 PM UTC in Where do you guys smoke crack?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I already said that.

    
    Plagiarizing me now?
13. 2019-03-11 at 8:56 PM UTC in Where do you guys smoke crack?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Out of buttholes
14. 2019-03-11 at 7:32 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Might have a little bit of depersonalization-derealization dissociative disorder.
15. 2019-03-11 at 6:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Walking dead has gone so fucking shit, they should have just ended it with the saviours, or maybe not even gone that far.

    
    People still watching that?
16. 2019-03-11 at 6:18 PM UTC in Free food
    🐿 African Astronaut
    That helps with your food stamps. Good job boi
17. 2019-03-11 at 1:44 PM UTC in What cocktail of drugs will gadzooks be consuming today?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    All of the above
18. 2019-03-11 at 1:36 PM UTC in A message to all the pigs hiding amongst us...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Oh fuck yeah
19. 2019-03-11 at 2:45 AM UTC in When I got my phone I assumed I'd use the selfie camera all the time.
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Bingo.
    
    I have some kind of severe self-image issue.
    
    Even though it hasn't been officially diagnosed, I'm almost certain it's some kind of body dysmorphia.
    
    When I get my haircut, I never once look at the mirror.
    
    My gaze will always be averted when there are reflective surfaces around.

    
    Sounds like you're way too hard on yourself zooks.
20. 2019-03-11 at 2:18 AM UTC in License plate
    🐿 African Astronaut
    HEY YO FAGGOT