Posts by 🐿

1. 2019-03-08 at 11:48 AM UTC in Ketamine aint fuckin bad under the right conditions
   🐿 African Astronaut
   You're still here zooks?
2. 2019-03-08 at 2:29 AM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   🐿 African Astronaut
   I'll see ya on the flip zooks eh?🤠
3. 2019-03-07 at 11:36 PM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   🐿 African Astronaut
   I like this version of bachelorette.
4. 2019-03-07 at 6:22 AM UTC in The thing about Youtube
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks You can become my apprentice.
   
   You have to sign a lengthy waiver that states that sexual harassment isn't a thing, but once we've got all that paper work out of the way, I'll show you your new office.

   
   Does it have a fucking window though.?
5. 2019-03-07 at 6:15 AM UTC in The thing about Youtube
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Methuselah Not everyone is a poor ass mofo like you

   
   Well that is very true.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by gadzooks My particular set of skills are in high demand.

   
   I want some skills of that nature.
6. 2019-03-07 at 6:12 AM UTC in The thing about Youtube
   🐿 African Astronaut
   How can you afford that?
7. 2019-03-07 at 3:46 AM UTC in In this thread we post pics of ourselves
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria World's most attractive hikikomori neet reporting in
   
   

   
   LOL
8. 2019-03-07 at 3:24 AM UTC in Im fucking drunk
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks Ohhh, it was in reference to the post directly above it.
   
   🐿, you gotta quote that shit.

   
   I was referring to OP....
9. 2019-03-07 at 2:49 AM UTC in Im fucking drunk
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Same
10. 2019-03-07 at 2:48 AM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT back in the day when i was fornicating I found a woman 5'5" to be the perfect height for me to fornicate with but I had way better luck with women 5'2" and the 5'10"s were to heavy and long to toss around properly and I didnt like havin to tippytoe to fuck em from behind,,

    
    So you ain't so tall then pole?
11. 2019-03-07 at 2:40 AM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT 2019-03-06 at 9:32 PM EST
    Report #60
    
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    Tuskegee Airman
    April is short?
    
    
    
    
    
    I'll bend you over my knee girl,, u betta stop playin like that

    
    Well i ain't that short. Purrttyy average joe.
12. 2019-03-07 at 2:32 AM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    April is short?
13. 2019-03-07 at 2:29 AM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Basically I dated a tall girl, like, 5'10, which is how tall I am, and I hated her. She was quite a bit dumber than me back when I was on 8mg xanax a day and couldn't talk without going in circles and losing track of what I was saying.
    
    Tall girls tend to carry a lot of weight, which I hate, and if they don't it kinds of intimidates me still. Tall girls who aren't fat tend to classified as hot or sexy like I was talking about earlier, but usually aren't what I would consider "cute". Idk prove me wrong

    
    Youre intimated by tall women?...
14. 2019-03-07 at 2:02 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Are you worrying about his cock again?
15. 2019-03-07 at 1:28 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    29yrs ago in February.
16. 2019-03-06 at 8:10 PM UTC in They say that Americans are overfed but undernourished...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Is gma not cooking no more? Grandmas really do have the best meals.
17. 2019-03-06 at 3:39 PM UTC in Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg My ex girlfriend likes knives more than me, she was psycho

    
    But did she try to stab you?
18. 2019-03-06 at 3:26 PM UTC in Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    *dicks
19. 2019-03-06 at 2:31 PM UTC in Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Depends on what stabbed me, cunt.
20. 2019-03-06 at 2:22 PM UTC in Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol