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When I got my phone I assumed I'd use the selfie camera all the time.
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2019-03-10 at 8:12 PM UTCIt even has a selfie flash.
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2019-03-10 at 8:15 PM UTCWhy does the flashlight turn on when I take a picture have I been compromised
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2019-03-10 at 8:17 PM UTCIt's the gubmint tracking your activities.
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2019-03-10 at 8:22 PM UTCHe just pressed take a picture
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2019-03-11 at 1:23 AM UTCI've never taken a selfie in my entire life.
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2019-03-11 at 1:25 AM UTC
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2019-03-11 at 1:25 AM UTCI've never taken an L
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2019-03-11 at 1:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Don't you like how you look?
Bingo.
I have some kind of severe self-image issue.
Even though it hasn't been officially diagnosed, I'm almost certain it's some kind of body dysmorphia.
When I get my haircut, I never once look at the mirror.
My gaze will always be averted when there are reflective surfaces around. -
2019-03-11 at 1:33 AM UTCYou must be a hit around large clear bodies of water
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2019-03-11 at 1:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Bingo.
I have some kind of severe self-image issue.
Even though it hasn't been officially diagnosed, I'm almost certain it's some kind of body dysmorphia.
When I get my haircut, I never once look at the mirror.
My gaze will always be averted when there are reflective surfaces around.
Too bad. I literally have a picture of myself on my wall.
Everything I look at (besides things like my bookshelf, TV, etc) is a monument to my own perfection and lack of flawedness.
Evidently you aren't beautiful like I am. Lame. Most likely you deserve to hate yourself. Lame. -
2019-03-11 at 1:38 AM UTCGadzooks will you please apologise or otherwise cutsey when I am around?
Like please post something like "your beautifulness" at the end of a post when responding to me.
Thanx <3 <3 <3The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-11 at 1:43 AM UTCPlease forgive my lack of deference, my liege.
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2019-03-11 at 1:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed It even has a selfie flash.
Post a selfie you cock-whore.
I could use a picture of an ugly hormonally disrupted whore.
I'd photocopy it and stick it up in public men's room stalls along with your contact info, and consider it my charitable contribution for the year. -
2019-03-11 at 2:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sock Puppet Post a selfie you cock-whore.
I could use a picture of an ugly hormonally disrupted whore.
I'd photocopy it and stick it up in public men's room stalls along with your contact info, and consider it my charitable contribution for the year.
Pretty sure I'll pass. I don't particularly need being hit up by Pakistani truck drivers in Kabul at 3am. -
2019-03-11 at 2:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Bingo.
I have some kind of severe self-image issue.
Even though it hasn't been officially diagnosed, I'm almost certain it's some kind of body dysmorphia.
When I get my haircut, I never once look at the mirror.
My gaze will always be averted when there are reflective surfaces around.
Sounds like you're way too hard on yourself zooks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-11 at 3:12 AM UTC
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2019-03-11 at 9:57 AM UTCWe should all post selfies, who’s going first?
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