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2017-05-30 at 2:32 PM UTC in PSA for all you autistic faggots-Revenge of the Figet Spinner!Lanny will never get his fucking thing he ordered on Alibaba.
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2017-05-30 at 1:23 PM UTC in australian gets murked by thai fisherman for dressing up like a shark
“He got his head out of the water and yelled ‘I’m not a shark!’, but he was immediately hit by two other harpoons.”
fucking lol
also yeah, australians are some of the worst tourists, we even have a TV show called 'what happens in bali' about people acting like absolute fuckwits there -
2017-05-30 at 1:21 PM UTC in australian gets murked by thai fisherman for dressing up like a sharkServes him right too. I'm sick of seeing australians everywhere who think they can just drink and have fun like life is some sort of party or something. Obviously this moron was having too much fun, that's why he got fucked up with like 20 harpoons, also probably because he has an australian accent and everyone agrees that shit is downright annoying.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/
27-year old David Smith and two of his friends were enjoying the first day of a two-week vacation in Thailand and had decided to spend some time at the beach.
Around 10:00 AM, Mr. Smith moved a few hundred meters away from his friends in order to put on a fake shark fin and pull a prank on them.
He started swimming towards the beach with only the fin emerging from the water, provoking an instant reaction from the local fishermen.
More than a dozen fishing boats filled with men armed with harpoons encircled the young man only 20 meters away from his friends.
They fired dozens of projectiles in his direction and speared him a total of nine times before they realized their mistake.
According to Francis McKensie, one of the victim’s friends who witnessed the incident, the fishermen reacted extremely fast and “fired without thinking”.Mr. McKensie says his friend rapidly emerged from the water, screaming from pain, but he had already been hit by several harpoons.
The fishermen finally understood that Mr. Smith wasn’t a shark and they rapidly carried him to the shore and called for help.
The young man was transported to six hours he Pattaya International Hospital, where doctors finally able to stabilize him after six hours of intensive care. -
2017-05-30 at 12:20 PM UTC in Phoenix, Malice, RisiR - Threesomei'm pretty sure felines would be involved at some point.
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2017-05-30 at 12:11 PM UTC in ATTN: Hydro
Originally posted by aldra that would be the opposite of a contact high
and yeah, I always thought DP or more was pretty gay, gang rape is just… total faggotry
It's pretty gay with another guy involved. I don't care about a bro-code. You smell the other dude (possibly taste him) no matter what. I don't like that. I don't really care about another dick (that's actually pretty hot) but it's the rest of the dude that bothers me. -
2017-05-30 at 10:58 AM UTC in Phoenix, Malice, RisiR - ThreesomeAfter I shoved Malice inside HTS's asshole we can have an anal birth ceremony roleplay. HTS can feel like a mother, Malice can feel like he has a mother and I can act out my urge to kidnap a baby from a hospital and rape it.
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2017-05-30 at 10:42 AM UTC in HTS-Phoenix Fan Club
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2017-05-30 at 10:08 AM UTC in Phoenix, Malice, RisiR - ThreesomeHTS would get something stuck up his ass (literally. stuck.)
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2017-05-30 at 9:11 AM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the pollThere's a crucial difference between shitposting and what you do, Bill Krozby.
It's almost like the words you type have enough toxicity to trigger cancer through some optical mechanism. -
2017-05-30 at 8:59 AM UTC in Can a woman get pregnant if she takes semen from her mouth
Originally posted by Sophie The real question is; would you bang the female version of Bill Krozby? IDK, maybe hate-fuck if she got pregnant you could always strangle a bitch.
No! There are so many things wrong with this. Would you have sex with an STD infested woman with down syndrome who was incontinent? This would be the equivalent of sex with a female version of Bill Krozby.
It is absolute, irredeemable, filth and degeneracy. -
2017-05-30 at 8:47 AM UTC in Can a woman get pregnant if she takes semen from her mouth
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2017-05-30 at 8:19 AM UTC in Can a woman get pregnant if she takes semen from her mouthYes Bill Krozby, this is how your illegitimate children were born. They were all in on a conspiracy against you.
It had absolutely nothing to do with continual unprotected sex. You are always faultless, infallible. -
2017-05-30 at 8:14 AM UTC in Is Joe Alive?
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2017-05-30 at 5:58 AM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the poll
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2017-05-30 at 5:02 AM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the poll
Nobody hates Bill Krozby simply because he is a shitty father. People here hate pesos, but don't hate Sophie. People hate Bill Krozby not just because he's an unabashedly garbage human being contributes jack shot by being alive and actually detracts from society simply by continuing to not die... But because on too of all of that, he is still a fucking asshole, lol. His lack of self awareness is the key. -
2017-05-30 at 4:43 AM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the pollI've only been here for, like, five minutes, but I think Bill Krozby-hating is a NiS tradition, so, I now have a newly-found, deep-seeded hatred for Bill Krozby.
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2017-05-30 at 4:16 AM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the poll
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2017-05-30 at 3:08 AM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the poll
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2017-05-30 at 1:22 AM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the pollI've hated him since before it was cool.
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2017-05-30 at 1:02 AM UTC in im attracted to women with high functioning autism
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