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australian gets murked by thai fisherman for dressing up like a shark

  1. #1
    Serves him right too. I'm sick of seeing australians everywhere who think they can just drink and have fun like life is some sort of party or something. Obviously this moron was having too much fun, that's why he got fucked up with like 20 harpoons, also probably because he has an australian accent and everyone agrees that shit is downright annoying.

    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/
    27-year old David Smith and two of his friends were enjoying the first day of a two-week vacation in Thailand and had decided to spend some time at the beach.

    Around 10:00 AM, Mr. Smith moved a few hundred meters away from his friends in order to put on a fake shark fin and pull a prank on them.

    He started swimming towards the beach with only the fin emerging from the water, provoking an instant reaction from the local fishermen.

    More than a dozen fishing boats filled with men armed with harpoons encircled the young man only 20 meters away from his friends.

    They fired dozens of projectiles in his direction and speared him a total of nine times before they realized their mistake.

    According to Francis McKensie, one of the victim’s friends who witnessed the incident, the fishermen reacted extremely fast and “fired without thinking”.Mr. McKensie says his friend rapidly emerged from the water, screaming from pain, but he had already been hit by several harpoons.

    The fishermen finally understood that Mr. Smith wasn’t a shark and they rapidly carried him to the shore and called for help.

    The young man was transported to six hours he Pattaya International Hospital, where doctors finally able to stabilize him after six hours of intensive care.
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  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    “He got his head out of the water and yelled ‘I’m not a shark!’, but he was immediately hit by two other harpoons.”

    fucking lol

    also yeah, australians are some of the worst tourists, we even have a TV show called 'what happens in bali' about people acting like absolute fuckwits there
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, it literally says american in the headline, not australian
  4. #4
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    According to Francis McKensie, one of the victim’s friends who witnessed the incident, the fishermen reacted extremely fast and “fired without thinking”.

    Yea, it's better to wait a little and see what happens when you see a shark approaching a beach in case it's some fucking Ozzi.
  5. #5
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Audra, I was under the impression that you were Australian... No?

    This is hilarious though. I have a friend who's gonna love to hear this story today. How did this fuck not see that there were fishing boats swarming him lol and put two and two together that he was fucking pretending to be a shark... And that Fishman... They like fish for shark lol. I bet they knew he was a dumbass and harponed him anyway.
  6. #6
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    The dude looks like a Bill Krozby. This story is awesome.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Audra, I was under the impression that you were Australian… No?

    I am, that's why I know australians are some of the world's worst tourists
  8. #8
    Nice
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by aldra I am, that's why I know australians are some of the world's worst people
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