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  1. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape I had a teacher like this, no joke

    If you didn't indent far enough or indented too far or used an opening sentence she didn't like or used six sentences in a paragraph instead of seven she would dock you two letter grades or make you rewrite the paper

    And you'd get docked a letter grade for not being able to find any mistakes in your own paper for "step 2 of the writing process." Maybe I just wrote a good paper the first time you dumb bitch? I literally had to start purposely putting mistakes in my papers so that I could "correct" them later on

    If you handed in the same paper you started with, rewritten with some cosmetic changes you'd get an A

    And she drove a Lexus. I've never met a Lexus owner that wasn't insufferable

    all teachers are like this to some degree. they have to be

    the truth is that thought is formless, and should be able to manifest itself in writing however the creator feels most appropriate

    i especially find grading someone based on grammar retarded. the strict use of grammar is entirely useless. you dont need to use punctuation marks when talking to someone, as long as its coherent writing should be the same

    the superjedis have these formats as a form of indoctrination so that people become wired to think in a specific programming code thats easily manipulable basically. so many creative thoughts are potentially wasted by having their neurochemicals instead forced to focus on fitting into superficial, clunky, and inefficient writing forms
  2. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i mean i think i do but i dropped out in 9th grade im not indoctrinated enough to write an essay that fully satisfies the terms and conditions of the superjedis. i'd post one of my college essays that was 10 pages but thats PI + you already have the negative bias so i know exactly what youre going to say
  3. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    the fiberglass tooth splinters from busting up your mouth would go into your stomach and shred through your intestines so when you took a shit a bloody brown ball of your organs would be hanging out your ass by a thread like an aborted fetus
  4. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i bet lanny is an expert at writing MLA8 citations by hand
  5. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    because the formatting is important. not the capacity for original thought. follow the useless format exactly and you'll get a good grade maybe they'll even tell you you have potential
  6. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    your teeth would be in so many tiny splinters i bet it would be like swallowing fiberglass
  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i bet he's going to miss the bait too
  8. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i want to bust up your lips with a hammer
  9. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, that's not bad. Easily better than sploo is ever going to do lol.

    well i can write a paragraph that has more thought contained in it then you have in a year. i think thats pretty good
  10. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I can feel the envy from here.

    I already have a girlfriend. Have for months. Before i got promoted and moved to corporate. But I'm sure she started dating me for my fat 9/h paychecks.

    envy because you have a basic job and an ugly girlfriend? daily reminder you lost your virginity in your 20s to an autistic person on the other side of the country. everything you do sucks because it's you, there's no getting around it. especially when you're having an ego trip from making 15 an hour
  11. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Boring.

    because hearing about your day at mcdonalds is so fucking exciting
  12. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    §m£ÂgØL has a decent job like 60% of the population

    maybe being an autistic loser while earning above minimum wage lets him think its special. at least we can be sure if he ever gets a woman she's omly using him for his money
  13. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer yawn

    a response for when you cant think of a good one
  14. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL … Nitrous withdrawals? You mean neurotoxic damage?

    i didn't specify withdrawals from nitrous you dumb piece of shit. i had intense crack-like cravings for a few weeks and thats it. i dosed vitamin b-12 every time because im smarter than you and you're not the only person who can do basic research even with your holier-than-thou cringe complex. you fucking pathetic ugly spic loser you think reading a few pages of erowid makes you some kind of drug guru even though your understanding of neuroscience and pharmokinetics is feeble at best. i guess since you suck at everything this is your best bet of making another retard look up to you about something
  15. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    its entertaining

    and i dont interact with anyone i spent almost 100% of my time by myself. i always turn down offers to hang out with people because they're like inanimate objects i get no pleasure out of it and prefer self-reliance
  16. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick If this is your attitude, you probably come off as being very awkward and frightening more than anything else. I bet they expect you to shoot them one day.

    good
  17. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH On the way home, I'll take 2-3 hits from the pipe and think about every bad thing I've ever done.

    i only get this from the first hit

    the anxious full life analysis mode where you know you fucked up your entire existence because of some minor thing
  18. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Boring.

    i bet you work instead of being a parasite off other people's finances

    im literally partying constantly
  19. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    money is for jedis
  20. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    id still mutilate her horse face
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