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  1. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Zanick Isn't it just stellar that you're making substantial money but it's still barely enough to cover rent in our area?

    Yeah, it's a bit ridiculous. I think where you're at tends to be more expensive than some of the neighborhoods by me. I can find rent for like 650 for a studio if I look in bb or wm.
  2. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I can feel the envy from here.

    I already have a girlfriend. Have for months. Before i got promoted and moved to corporate. But I'm sure she started dating me for my fat 9/h paychecks.

    envy because you have a basic job and an ugly girlfriend? daily reminder you lost your virginity in your 20s to an autistic person on the other side of the country. everything you do sucks because it's you, there's no getting around it. especially when you're having an ego trip from making 15 an hour
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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Biweekly. I'm making about 2.5k a month I guess. Easily 3k with my books. Nearing 3.5 but i haven't broken that 1k barrier yet.

    I think that's decent money for someone with no degree who started at the same company at 8.25/h like 8 months ago. I'm somewhat of a regional supervisor in training/some other secret stuff I can't talk about due to an NDA.

    Yeah, that's not bad. Easily better than sploo is ever going to do lol.
  4. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, that's not bad. Easily better than sploo is ever going to do lol.

    well i can write a paragraph that has more thought contained in it then you have in a year. i think thats pretty good
  5. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i bet he's going to miss the bait too
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla well i can write a paragraph that has more thought contained in it then you have in a year. i think thats pretty good

    I'd be impressed if you could write a 3 page essay that used paragraphs correctly.
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  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    because the formatting is important. not the capacity for original thought. follow the useless format exactly and you'll get a good grade maybe they'll even tell you you have potential
  8. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i bet lanny is an expert at writing MLA8 citations by hand
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla because the formatting is important. not the capacity for original thought. follow the useless format exactly and you'll get a good grade maybe they'll even tell you you have potential

    is this you admitting you don't know how to use paragraphs lol?
  10. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i mean i think i do but i dropped out in 9th grade im not indoctrinated enough to write an essay that fully satisfies the terms and conditions of the superjedis. i'd post one of my college essays that was 10 pages but thats PI + you already have the negative bias so i know exactly what youre going to say
  11. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla because the formatting is important. not the capacity for original thought. follow the useless format exactly and you'll get a good grade maybe they'll even tell you you have potential

    I had a teacher like this, no joke

    If you didn't indent far enough or indented too far or used an opening sentence she didn't like or used six sentences in a paragraph instead of seven she would dock you two letter grades or make you rewrite the paper

    And you'd get docked a letter grade for not being able to find any mistakes in your own paper for "step 2 of the writing process." Maybe I just wrote a good paper the first time you dumb bitch? I literally had to start purposely putting mistakes in my papers so that I could "correct" them later on

    If you handed in the same paper you started with, rewritten with some cosmetic changes you'd get an A

    And she drove a Lexus. I've never met a Lexus owner that wasn't insufferable
  12. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape I had a teacher like this, no joke

    If you didn't indent far enough or indented too far or used an opening sentence she didn't like or used six sentences in a paragraph instead of seven she would dock you two letter grades or make you rewrite the paper

    And you'd get docked a letter grade for not being able to find any mistakes in your own paper for "step 2 of the writing process." Maybe I just wrote a good paper the first time you dumb bitch? I literally had to start purposely putting mistakes in my papers so that I could "correct" them later on

    If you handed in the same paper you started with, rewritten with some cosmetic changes you'd get an A

    And she drove a Lexus. I've never met a Lexus owner that wasn't insufferable

    all teachers are like this to some degree. they have to be

    the truth is that thought is formless, and should be able to manifest itself in writing however the creator feels most appropriate

    i especially find grading someone based on grammar retarded. the strict use of grammar is entirely useless. you dont need to use punctuation marks when talking to someone, as long as its coherent writing should be the same

    the superjedis have these formats as a form of indoctrination so that people become wired to think in a specific programming code thats easily manipulable basically. so many creative thoughts are potentially wasted by having their neurochemicals instead forced to focus on fitting into superficial, clunky, and inefficient writing forms
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    As an English major, I agree.
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ As an English major

    lol, seriously? why?
  15. Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Biweekly. I'm making about 2.5k a month I guess. Easily 3k with my books. Nearing 3.5 but i haven't broken that 1k barrier yet.

    I think that's decent money for someone with no degree who started at the same company at 8.25/h like 8 months ago. I'm somewhat of a regional supervisor in training/some other secret stuff I can't talk about due to an NDA.

    Fortnightly you mean.
  16. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    he makes 36k a year fucking lol
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  18. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla he makes 36k a year fucking lol

    That's... not shabby. It's technically low income but above the poverty line by a pretty wide margin.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Biweekly. I'm making about 2.5k a month I guess. Easily 3k with my books. Nearing 3.5 but i haven't broken that 1k barrier yet.

    I think that's decent money for someone with no degree who started at the same company at 8.25/h like 8 months ago. I'm somewhat of a regional supervisor in training/some other secret stuff I can't talk about due to an NDA.

    fucking hell lol, i made like a quarter of your entire monthly salary in less than an hour saturday morning. lol, how does that make you feel golm? but yeah, at least you have security tho, right? i mean somebody like you needs to have security in their life. i mean could you imagine yourself having to manage with the kind of uncertainties that i have in my life on a daily basis? all that adventure would give you a heart attack §m£ÂgØL. i mean i'm ok coz i'm a very capable man who can manage pretty much anything life throws at me on the fly, i've been doing so for years and i'm used to it. but you, you keep hold of your security pal, its worth the lower earnings for you to have that in your soft delicate little life mate.d'you know what i mean?



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Fortnightly you mean.

    i thought they said biweekly in america too. we say fortnightly here, but if you use that with american's they're usually like 'what?' lol.



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