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Thanked Posts by Ensign Galm

  1. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Thanked. Somebody bump me to 100 thanks already
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  2. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Tattoos make you look like a trashy shit 99% of the time. I don't think I could stand to be with someone who gives so little fucks about their body that they just get meaningless tattoos because they think it looks cool.

    Meaningful tattoos are cool though, as long as you don't have like 10 of them. But commemorating your time in the navy? Your dead mother's favorite flower? A rite of passage in your culture? That shit has weight. It isn't just staining your body for looks. It is a part of you, in both body and soul.
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  3. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Turn her into an Asian hooker.

    Drive her to the beach, get a blowjob and then blow the car up with a rocket launcher.

    I'm going to China, not Cambodia.
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  4. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
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  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Disappointed to hear this isn't the new F.E.A.R. game.
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  6. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    September 4th, 2018- Nine women went missing earlier this morning in the village of Pajshtrat, India. Eyewitnesses report lots of gay sex and go fuck yourself
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  7. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    "I dont know much about shitty titties, so I called in my buddy Jerome to help us out."

    "So Jerome, you ever seen titties like these?"

    "No Rick, don't believe I have. Wow. These are actually some very special titties. You can tell by the markings here that they belong to a woman"

    "So how much are they worth"

    "In today's value... I'D say anywhere from three to five thousand"

    >>>>>

    "i knew the tiddies would be worth a lot, but i didnt kno they'd be that much


    <<<<<<

    "I'll give you 12 bucks"
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  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by stl1 Thank you, girl.

    Just one less guy to fap to your picture.

    You had your chance.

    Reading all of this in the pawn stars voice
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  9. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Hey risir, congratulations on kicking syncans. They can be a real bitch. I'd honestly put it up there with opioid addiction. It can really get fucking grueling, especially with some of the gastrointestinal side effects that some of the cb3 agonists have.
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  10. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Sudo Wow look how passive he's being. He must not care but yet care enough to reply. I bet he's got a lot going on

    Lol look at this fucking victim
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  11. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Enterita I once knew this fkin whore who rejected me 4 years after talkin online.

    We fucking know.
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  12. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Reststop is like a dog. Everyone loves him.
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  13. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Zero minutes. I haven't used Facebook in over a year for good reason.
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  14. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Technically everything you experience and suffer through in life is due to being born, which is of course the fault of a WOMAN.
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  15. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Enterita Too many fucking retards here these days, when TOTSE used to have some of the smartest people ever, who were definitely intelligent and Im not misremembering them since I was only 14 at the time.

    GET THE FUCK OUT
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  16. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Blacked out on Xanax and booze, literally just made it back to a friend's house when a cop rolls by and I decided to wave from the driveway to seem less suspicious.

    Cop decides to pull up right to me and see what I'm doing when I explain I'm just going inside for the night all slurred. He GAYLY sits me in the cop car with the door open and I jump out and am immediately tackled and faceplanted. I may have called him a bitch ass nigga or something as well.

    Ended up getting a resisting charge along with a PI.

    Lol waving to cops has never ended well for me. You think you're being friendly but you're just inviting them to fuck you up.

    This is how I nearly got arrested for hitchhiking despite hitchhiking not being illegal.
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  17. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    You, kids dont scare me

    Did i do it right
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  18. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    I use scissors and a metal file to cut my nails, but thanks.
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  19. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    When I was pregnant I had raving baby fever. I went out and bought the first 6 months of clothes and stocked on diapers. Didn't have a baby shower fot my first one but I did for my second and it was amazing! Highly recommended if you're expecting.
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  20. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Forreal. People arguing that this isn't free speech don't believe in actual free speech, they just want a safe space.
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