The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-08-30 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #2981
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Sudo Wow look how passive he's being. He must not care but yet care enough to reply. I bet he's got a lot going on

   
   Yes
2. 2018-08-30 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #2982
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by Sudo Wow look how passive he's being. He must not care but yet care enough to reply. I bet he's got a lot going on

   
   Lol look at this fucking victim
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3. 2018-08-30 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #2983
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Lol look at this fucking victim

   
   Write me a song on your ukulele
4. 2018-08-30 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #2984
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla you're like Actor tier boring

   
   actro is cooler than you
5. 2018-08-30 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #2985
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   actor is white
6. 2018-08-30 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #2986
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny actro is cooler than you

   
   your spirit brother was an autistic mexican man who committed suicide
7. 2018-08-30 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #2987
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   an autistic mexican man who committed suicide was smarter than you.
8. 2018-08-30 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #2988
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
   when u were able to jerk off with him about stuff that can never be proven or relevant to anything you were content, when he brought up actual scientific articles you would get scared and go "but ackstrusally"
9. 2018-08-30 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #2989
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   "false"
10. 2018-08-30 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #2990
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought he was guatamalean
11. 2018-08-30 at 4:46 AM UTC

    #2991
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    but you dont have a scientific, quantitative, or logical mind so instead of being able to rebut scientific articles with superior research, you can only go into self-validated truisms to support your counterarguments because if you shit out enough lines of sarcasm or baseless contradictions which sound right to you eventually you'll have a whole paragraph and boy when you have a paragraph you sure know what you're talkin bout
12. 2018-08-30 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #2992
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    like for example malice was convinced low dose depakote would give him perfect pitch because he readdit in a head line. the proper way to tell him he's a retard for believing that would be to point out that pitch identification accuracy paradoxically usually goes down with an increased amount of trials/training, so basically taking a drug that would make him unable to learn anything because it slows down neurotransmission in the brain would lead to higher perfect pitch scores because they never really develop past the first trial. then you would send him the pubmed articles about how depakote causes encephalopathy.
    
    instead u would be like "yeah sure you're gonna take a drug that will give you the ability to embody the piano solid plan" which is actually totally devoid of contributing content except being paradoxically unamusing
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13. 2018-08-30 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #2993
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    lotta big words there bud. Are you sure you aren't a
    
    

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14. 2018-08-30 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #2994
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny lotta big words there bud. Are you sure you aren't a
    
    

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    are chemical names and brain diseases big words for you? i thought psuedointellectuals like to use big words about things that can be expressed in babby sentences
15. 2018-08-30 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #2995
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    or maybe im just mimicking you to show you how cringily you come off as
16. 2018-08-30 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #2996
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Anyone who uses words longer than six letter is obviously a psuedointellectual. There are no intellectuals in the world, or people with above highschool level literacy, only psuedointellectuals.
17. 2018-08-30 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #2997
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    
    
    notice how in both conditions the first test scores higher than the second test. that would imply that more perfect pitch practice = lower scores, so people do better identifying the tones when they dont have lots of exposure to it. so the increased score in the valproate first condition doesnt mean its giving them baby-tier brain plasticity, its just making them too drooling to learn anything. also sample size is too small
    
    then malice would be like "muhhh nootropic its a article" while dismissing the fact that it actually causes brain damage in other conditions https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17823470
18. 2018-08-30 at 5:04 AM UTC

    #2998
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Anyone who uses words longer than six letter is obviously a psuedointellectual. There are no intellectuals in the world, or people with above highschool level literacy, only psuedointellectuals.

    
    your favorite philosopher is wrong! i know this because i can bullshit my own opinion too!
19. 2018-08-30 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #2999
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    It is clear based on this data that a longer study period seems to be making the judgement worse (possibly a U shaped curve as function of time - for short term pitch learning) as all groups got worse with time. It's possible that if you tested the placebo group on day 2 of their study they might score as high as the VPA group. It's possible that the VPA could be actually impairing learning and thus giving the effect of day 2 to the VPA group. This would explain why no group scored above chance in the second arm (the group that was placebo at first learned something even with VPA, and so scored lower). In this case you would also expect the group that learned better (no VPA impairment) closer to the test to score lower (that is the placebo in the second arm), but this effect is not seen here. However, given the uncertainty of the results in both groups, the difference between the scores in the second arm is not statistically significant (they scored the same given the error of the score). Notice that the the uncertainty (length of the line) is highest in the VPA group in the second arm. This is a most curious result that should not be taken lightly, and one that I cannot provide an adequate hypothesis for.

    
    https://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/67906-valproic-acid-allegedly-restores-the-plasticity-of-the-brain-to-a-juvenile-state/
20. 2018-08-30 at 8:04 AM UTC

    #3000
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha scroll up fast through the last quarter of this page and you'll see a FAGGOT.