Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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What sort of symptoms do you have?
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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It's 10am how are you drunk already
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Cannot defend himself so he goes on the attack.
At least get the details right.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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I'm pretty sure they're the same person. Enterita's style matches Panthrax exactly. He never used to be so edgy tryhard
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Frala, the haters gonna hate, but my love remains yet great.
2018-06-16 at 7:41 AM UTC
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How to fuck a deer
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Deer have very small vaginas that are built for very small dicks.
If you really, truly are serious about animal fucking: Fuck a dolphin.
Their vaginas are deep. Three chambered. Vaccum powered. Muscular.
the only better vagina in the world is that of my dear Frala
2018-06-16 at 7:39 AM UTC
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Later
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Of course you don't, you're an alcoholic. Sober up and maybe you will learn to love, like me and dear Frala.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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Dear Frala,
We have only been together a few weeks, but already I know we were meant to be. I can see it in the way you look at me, those sparkling brown eyes of yours. The tiny pimples on your face, glowing like lunar craters. You are the embodiment of human sexuality, the pinnacle of womanhood. When I look out into the world, I see not women, but girls. Girls who try, but never succeed. Not like you do. You, Frala, are special.
You may not know we have been dating, and that is fine. I'll admit that I have been wondering when you would respond to the countless letters I have been sending, but it doesn't matter. If you aren't ready, you aren't ready. I know one day you will be, and I want you to know that I'll be patiently waiting.
I've already applied for a lease just a flew blocks down from your apartment. It wasn't easy packing my life and things on such short notice. My girlfriend threw a fit over it, but she is but an ant to us giants of love. Insignificant and squishable.
I look forward to the next time we can share proximity.
Love,
Ensign §m£ÂgØL.
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
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This has been under wraps for the past month or so, but I'm tired of hiding it. I'm deeply in love with ohfralala and in two weeks I'll be moving in with her all the way in Kansas. I will use this thread to keep you all updated/post pics. Wish us luck.