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Posts by Ensign Galm

  1. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Lanny Is it true that you came here to have 🍆💦💦 with a young 👧?

    Fruit juice

    Eggplant splash

    Plant spit

    ???
  2. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    I want more things
  3. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by joerell No penis you know what this means…he's automatically a woman now. Big mistake taking him to Samitivej Sriracha Hospital…he may end up being a goat. Lol. I love this part…He will never be able to use his penis in the same way again. Lol.

    So when a dude gets his penis chopped off, he's a woman.

    When he does it himself, he's still a man?
  4. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    When I saw Lanny's new avatar i was like

    You gotta be chitin me!
  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Coffee is like eggs, they both have a history of being good for you, then being bad for you, then being good for you and then being bad for you.

    Not if you aren't retarded.
  6. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Lanny Actually I'm just deathly bored at work and really want to go home but I did that yesterday and my boss hit me up on the chat app like 5 minutes after I closed my computer and was probably like "wtf where were you jenkinks" and I think he's going to do it again today. Shit jokes to pass the time I guess.

    Your boss sounds a little crabby
  7. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    For starters, I give you all my big fat penis.

    Your turn.
  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Cootehill The future had its budget cut back in the 70s to pay for Vietnam.



    Originally posted by Cootehill The future had its budget cut back in the 70s to pay for Vietnam.



    Originally posted by Cootehill The future had its budget cut back in the 70s to pay for Vietnam.
  9. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Elephant trunk. 😪😪

    Hat size? Lol ok
  10. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Didn't read
  11. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by benny vader dont let him TSTM this time.

    Can't stop me bitch.
  12. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Lanny 12


    Small waist
  13. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    KAY
  14. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Trynna buy xmas gifts
  15. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Sophie EMP's are real bro. They're just caused by things like nuclear explosions. And maybe high powered microwaves.

    I have a high powered microwave but all my electronics still work

    Explain THAT
  16. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Still 0.45

    When I made this thread it was 0.25
  17. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    I'm in favor of #2
  18. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    And to answer the question: I have always been sure of my love of penis
  19. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Zanick There are only so many unstable women in the world. Not all of us can be so lucky. I would be happy to meet a hormonal, effeminate man, and I'd settle for him if he were handsome enough.

    Hey bby
  20. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by joerell No illegal gets free food from me…I'd rather feed a homeless vet.

    "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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