Posts by Ensign Galm

1. 2018-07-13 at 5:34 AM UTC in Who has that ring?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Oh man I love Lord of the Rings
   
   When I was 6 I played with playdough
2. 2018-07-13 at 4:53 AM UTC in Share drunk stories
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   When I was younger I got drunk and smoked a joint in an abandoned gymnasium. It was so quiet and spacey in there.
3. 2018-07-13 at 4:45 AM UTC in Bought the GTA trilogy today for $20
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   I was okay with transsexuals until I met HTS. Now I am staunchly against everything having to do with genders. Men like him destroy the family unit, bit by bit. I can't blame him for being who he is, but I can blame him for having tits. Fuck you, faggot. Show me where your mouth is.
4. 2018-07-13 at 4:43 AM UTC in Do you keep a diary?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Yes, it's in a triple encrypted, double dipped docx file. I only use it every few months because I like recording my life changes. Sometimes I'll use it daily for a few days. Might write something now actually.
5. 2018-07-13 at 4:40 AM UTC in What would you do if you suddenly changed genders?
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Besides masturbate furiously.
6. 2018-07-13 at 4:39 AM UTC in Woman cuts off cheating husband's penis with cleaver and throws it out window after getting him 'aroused' in bed
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by joerell No sane man or woman would be happy with what socialist did to our society…I assume lefties or druggies no longer care trying to escape reality or wanting suicide. I'm guite happy with myself and my family fighters to the end.

   
   Tell us what socialists did to society. I want specifics
7. 2018-07-13 at 4:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't worry, I'll be glad to be dead too.

   
   How can you be glad if you are dead? You can only be glad while alive. Though I guess you won't ever be.
8. 2018-07-13 at 1:24 AM UTC in If everyone at work hates one person...
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by the pat-man in america depending on the state you can fire a person for no reason

   
   As it should be
9. 2018-07-12 at 11:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't celebrate too soon, I'm not dead yet, but probably won't be long. My infectious disease doctor said she wants me on IV antibiotics for at least 2 more weeks and then to reevaluate. They're discharging me from the facility tomorrow. The guy I took care of died last week so I have no where to go back to… So Im gonna be homeless without antibiotics I need.
   
   I'm sure 1337will let you know when you can celebrate eventually.

   
   It's sooo good to hear it!
10. 2018-07-12 at 5:55 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    This will conclude PART TWO.
    
    Do not disconnect from the device.
    
    Thank you.
11. 2018-07-12 at 5:54 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    6. Think about the aliens you witnessed. How big were they? What did they look like? Were they wearing anything? What sort of technology did they have?
    
    
    
    
    
    6b. Please think about the aliens in great detail.
12. 2018-07-12 at 5:53 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    PART TWO
    
    Please answer the following questions.
    
    
    5. Is the government hiding alien activity?
    
    
    
    
    
    5b. If you answered "Yes" to the above question, please move on to part 5c. If you answered "No" or "Maybe", you may continue on to question 6.
    
    
    
    
    
    5c. Where is the facility?
13. 2018-07-12 at 5:51 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Zanick Z-A-N-I-C-K.
    
    1) Yes
    
    
    
    2) Yeah, they left us proprietary values and soon they'll be back to claim royalties using our own lawyers to extract them.
    
    
    
    3) I only recall a bright white light and a being in white asking forcefully, "Are you on drugs?" Then there was a severe pain in my penis, followed by the relief of my bladder.
    
    
    
    4) Yes! This morning I woke up nauseous with sore lips.

    
    Hello Z-A-N-I-C-K, and thank you for your participation in our survey. You are now ready to move on to PART TWO.
14. 2018-07-12 at 4:56 PM UTC in Who is this Rorschach guy?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    So you're saying it's not an infected peach?
15. 2018-07-12 at 4:55 PM UTC in If I were a crab...
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Don't fight bby
16. 2018-07-12 at 3:13 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    That will conclude PART ONE of the test. Please answer all questions accordingly and remain seated for PART TWO. This period is necessary to avoid necrosis, and loss of brain function.
17. 2018-07-12 at 3:10 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    4. Have you ever woken up to random pains in your orifices, limbs, or other body parts?
    
    
    
    
    
    4b. Remember that your memory is only partial.
18. 2018-07-12 at 3:08 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    3. Have you ever seen an alien? Do you remember what he looked like? His face, his stench? Any probes that might have been in your body?
    
    
    
    
    
    3b. Never attempt to deceive the machines.
19. 2018-07-12 at 3:05 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    2. Have aliens visited Earth? Please answer honestly and truthfully, as our sensors can detect lies.
    
    
    
    
    
    2b. If you have answered "No", "Yes", or "Maybe" to the above question, then congratulations! You'll be stuck here forever.
20. 2018-07-12 at 3 PM UTC in Have aliens visited Earth?
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Think of your name right now. Spell it correctly for us. Thank you. The time spent reading this allows our sensors to lock on to your brain.
    
    Please Answer the following questions:
    
    1. Do aliens exist?
    
    
    
    
    
    1b. If you answered "No" to the above question, congratulations! You're free to go. Don't forget to pick up your pills on the way out.
    
    If you answered "Yes" or "Maybe" to the above question, then congratulations! You will be here with us for a while!