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  1. apt Tuskegee Airman
    I've been doing the same thing for as long as I can remember. I mostly chalk it up to autism.
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  2. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Both the title of the article and OP's thread are hyperbolic and misleading.
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  3. apt Tuskegee Airman
    You forgot to mention who the (((elites))) are
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  4. apt Tuskegee Airman
    You're 25 years old with a double digit IQ and no professional or social connections. It's over.
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  5. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Too old
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  6. apt Tuskegee Airman
    The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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  7. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Embedded videos are cancer. OP knows what's up.
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  8. apt Tuskegee Airman
    That doesn't make any sense
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  9. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Nah, the change has been too fast for it to be the result of demographic shifts. I think the near-complete corporate takeover of the internet since about 2007 is behind it. Most of the short form discussion moved to places like twitter/kikebook and the medium/long form to reddit/blogs, and users just accepted the censorship and rounding off of the sharp edges from early autonomous internet communities in exchange for the convenience of being able to create sub-communities of a large centralized platform with a few clicks. People like us are the few remaining outcasts who were around to see and develop an attachment to the wild west internet, have been paying enough attention over the years to witness the corporate coup d'etat, and are now trying to survive as long as possible in the NiS foxhole before an army of jackbooted thugs comes to stamp us out.
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  10. apt Tuskegee Airman
    I suspect it would be easy to knock out Bill Krozby with a single punch. From an anatomical perspective, his skull appears to be normally sized, however his brain is obviously very underdeveloped, perhaps half the volume of a normal (white) human brain. I doubt his body is capable of producing enough cerebrospinal fluid to fill in the cavity left by such a large volumetric discrepancy, so one good hit would send the small clump of grey and white matter rattling around in there like a peanut in a mason jar, subjecting it to so many different stresses that it might actually prove fatal.
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  11. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Kick her out because she's too old.
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  12. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Here's a way to make it more straightforward. Maybe this will incentivize more people to start doing it.

    First, generate a key. Depending on your distro the default gpg binary may be either gpg or gpg2. On my fedora machine the command is:

    gpg2 --gen-key


    Follow the instructions, you can give it a name (UID) but for obvious reasons don't include any PII. I called mine apt nis. Now edit the key and set the trust level to ultimate:

    gpg2 --edit-key <key-id or user-id>
    trust
    5


    Install xsel through your distro's package manager.

    Inspect the following script and then copy it into your preferred text editor, set the PGPID variable to you key ID and change the others to suit your setup, save it as nigga (or whatever you want) in the ~/.local/bin/ or /usr/local/bin/ directory, make it executable with
    chmod +x nigga
    or
    sudo chmod +x nigga
    if you save it in the latter.


    #!/bin/bash

    ## Edit these to match your setup
    EDITOR=vim
    GPGBIN=gpg2
    PGPID=''

    import_key() {
    touch /tmp/nigga_import
    $EDITOR /tmp/nigga_import
    $GPGBIN --import /tmp/nigga_import
    rm /tmp/nigga_import
    }

    modify_post() {
    {
    if [ ! -f /tmp/nigga_post.bak ]; then
    echo "No previous post found!"
    exit 1
    fi
    }
    $EDITOR /tmp/nigga_post.bak
    $GPGBIN --clear-sign -u $PGPID /tmp/nigga_post.bak
    cat /tmp/nigga_post.bak.asc | xsel -b
    echo "Signed post copied to clipboard!"
    rm /tmp/nigga_post.bak.asc
    }

    new_post() {
    $EDITOR /tmp/nigga_post
    {
    if [ ! -f /tmp/nigga_post ]; then
    echo "You did not save the post!"
    exit 1
    fi
    }
    $GPGBIN --clear-sign -u $PGPID /tmp/nigga_post
    cat /tmp/nigga_post.asc | xsel -b
    echo "Signed post copied to clipboard!"
    rm /tmp/nigga_post.asc
    mv /tmp/nigga_post /tmp/nigga_post.bak
    }

    usage() {
    echo "Usage: nigga [OPTION]"
    echo " -i Import user public key"
    echo " -m Modify last post"
    echo " -n Create new post"
    echo " -v Verify post"
    exit 1
    }

    verify_post() {
    touch /tmp/nigga_verify.asc
    $EDITOR /tmp/nigga_verify.asc
    $GPGBIN --verify /tmp/nigga_verify.asc
    rm /tmp/nigga_verify.asc
    }

    if ( ! getopts ":imnv" opt); then
    usage
    fi

    while getopts ":imnv" opt; do
    case $opt in
    i)
    import_key
    ;;
    m)
    modify_post
    ;;
    n)
    new_post
    ;;
    v)
    verify_post
    ;;
    *)
    usage
    ;;
    esac
    done


    To create a new post run
    nigga -n
    . When you save the post it will be signed and the output copied to your clipboard. To modify your most recent post run
    nigga -m
    . To import a key, copy it from the user's profile, run
    nigga -i
    , paste the key and save. To verify a signature, copy the signed post, run
    nigga -v
    , paste and save, then check stdout for the message "Good signature from...".
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  13. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Imagine being so cucked that you import hordes of brown subhumans into your country, then when they start chemically disfiguring people, your solution is to restrict the purchase of drain cleaner
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  14. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Unfortunately I lost the video of this det, so you'll just have to imagine the fire.




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  15. apt Tuskegee Airman
    RisiR is correct as usual
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  16. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Old demented cunt

    Kill yourself
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  17. apt Tuskegee Airman
    One step closer to women being completely obsolete. This is a good thing.
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  18. apt Tuskegee Airman
    Here's a short guide on how to make an encrypted volume to store your CP:

    truncate -s 100G pizzacrypt
    cryptsetup luksFormat pizzacrypt
    sudo cryptsetup luksOpen pizzacrypt pizzacrypt
    sudo mkfs.ext4 -m 0 /dev/mapper/pizzacrypt
    sudo mkdir /mnt/pizza
    sudo mount /dev/mapper/pizzacrypt /mnt/pizza
    sudo chown filtration:filtration /mnt/pizza

    ## close

    sudo umount /mnt/pizza
    sudo cryptsetup luksClose /dev/mapper/pizzacrypt

    ## open

    sudo cryptsetup luksOpen pizzacrypt pizzacrypt
    sudo mount /dev/mapper/pizzacrypt /mnt/pizza
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  19. apt Tuskegee Airman
    We used to be connected to the divine. This delusion gave our domesticated lives enough meaning to aspire to grander things like maintaining civilization and its institutions. The renaissance and so-called enlightenment lifted the veil and shifted our value structure toward secular rationalism and, unbeknownst to us at the time, collapsed everything that made civilization and meaningful life possible. Now we're connected to nothing but corporations, debt and wage slavery, consumerism, spectacle, and imaginary wealth. We value nothing but individualism and quick dopamine hits from self-serving hedonistic pursuits that ultimately leave us disillusioned. Most of us will die broken and unfulfilled, because we think being in a constant state of elated happiness is the goal of life, when as biological machines we were never designed to operate that way. The goal should be to find a state of contented fulfillment, and that can only be done by rejecting modernity.
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  20. apt Tuskegee Airman
    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE
    LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED
    LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA
    inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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