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  1. #1
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]


    It's so fucking pretty. Right? I just wanna push my face in there and wiggle it around. It takes a special girl to bend over like that and let me mush my face in it and just wiggle. I love it so much. Discuss.
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  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    'specially when she's got a pea soup green turtle head pokin out.

    Aaaa nom nom nom.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mmQ 'specially when she's got a pea soup green turtle head pokin out.

    Aaaa nom nom nom.

    Yeah especially then. Go back to work.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My girl has an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face

    I get sick
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    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  7. #7
    Haha I never knew people were THAT into asses. Like I know guys have said this to me about burying their face in my tits but like I didn’t know people wanted to put their face in people’s ass cracks... but hey good on ya mate.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Grimace

    It's so fucking pretty. Right? I just wanna push my face in there and wiggle it around. It takes a special girl to bend over like that and let me mush my face in it and just wiggle. I love it so much. Discuss.

    Nice pic, I'm gonna go fuck now.

    Originally posted by -mal- Haha I never knew people were THAT into asses. Like I know guys have said this to me about burying their face in my tits but like I didn’t know people wanted to put their face in people’s ass cracks… but hey good on ya mate.

    post buttpix
  9. #9
    Eating shit is perfectly normal, digestive bacteria comprise most of our genetic material, and it's quite normal to eat the poop of anyone who is healthier than you.

    Fecal Matter Transplants (FMTs) show that the gut bacteria exhibit a major role in regulating weight and health, and there is no reason to think that eating the shit of someone else is unhealthy, unless they have worms or something, which is very rare.

    In a perfect world, which aims for perfect health, we would all eat the shit of the healthiest gym bro or gym gal every week, like it was cake, and reap the benefits.

    We can even smell healthy people, they smell great. I have been fat, I have been healthy, and I have been fat again. The biggest difference was my gut microbiome.

    Dogs already do this. They eat the poo of the healthiest animals they come across. They sniff it first to make sure that it is healthy. If it isn't they don't touch it. If it is, they lick it up.

    That is why they have been top level carnivores for millions of years.
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by -mal- Haha I never knew people were THAT into asses. Like I know guys have said this to me about burying their face in my tits but like I didn’t know people wanted to put their face in people’s ass cracks… but hey good on ya mate.

    I'd eaty your poo-poo.
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    Ghost Black Hole
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  12. #12
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    This used to be a meme .

    EAT THE POO POO.
  13. #13
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Bitch is fucking up her shitter and the booze.. SMH..
  14. #14
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Bitch is fucking up her shitter and the booze.. SMH..

    You've clearly never had anal white wine.
  15. #15
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning You've clearly never had anal white wine.

    😊.. Nope, it would be a first..
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by s­oybitch 2.0 - The CUM Swallowing Eating shit is perfectly normal, digestive bacteria comprise most of our genetic material, and it's quite normal to eat the poop of anyone who is healthier than you.

    Fecal Matter Transplants (FMTs) show that the gut bacteria exhibit a major role in regulating weight and health, and there is no reason to think that eating the shit of someone else is unhealthy, unless they have worms or something, which is very rare.

    In a perfect world, which aims for perfect health, we would all eat the shit of the healthiest gym bro or gym gal every week, like it was cake, and reap the benefits.

    We can even smell healthy people, they smell great. I have been fat, I have been healthy, and I have been fat again. The biggest difference was my gut microbiome.

    Dogs already do this. They eat the poo of the healthiest animals they come across. They sniff it first to make sure that it is healthy. If it isn't they don't touch it. If it is, they lick it up.

    That is why they have been top level carnivores for millions of years.

    youre an idiot.

    im not explaining the microbiological aspect of the entire stupidity you just shat across the internets but ill leave the simplest explanation: they dont 'transplant' shit. the 'treat' shit so it isnt shit anymore to extract the usable material. that...and its still an experimental process.

    also, youre an idiot
  17. #17
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot.

    im not explaining the microbiological aspect of the entire stupidity you just shat across the internets but ill leave the simplest explanation: they dont 'transplant' shit. the 'treat' shit so it isnt shit anymore to extract the usable material. that…and its still an experimental process.

    also, youre an idiot



    FMT is literally sticking a hosepipe up your asshole and shoving the donor poo in. Your own shit gets pushed out.

    It's as clear of a shit transplant as you can imagine.

    According to evidence the results are dramatic.
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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Fuck the decanter have the waitress serve my fine wine outa her asshole. When the bottle is empty think she can launch it across the room?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S­oybitch 2.0 - The CUM Swallowing [imtps://i.imgur.com/YMC6hSf.gif

    FMT is literally sticking a hosepipe up your asshole and shoving the donor poo in. Your own shit gets pushed out.

    It's as clear of a shit transplant as you can imagine.

    According to evidence the results are dramatic.

    you are literally an idiot

    go read about the diseases, infections, and parasites...not to mention toxic waste products...that are far more prevalent and likely to be 'transferred' than a possibility of beneficial bacteria.

    the human body naturally keeps a storehouse of its own 'preferred' bacteria in various stockpiles located throughout the body.

    youre an idiot
  20. #20
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    This is shocking. How streched out must her bumbum be for the bottle to slip in like that!!😨
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