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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's Saturday morning I better get up and at them! I better do a bunch of mindless projects with my SKILL SAW in my shed not too far from Wren's morning window, lest he sleep in a little bit!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    he pasta awayed
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    who all need their armor set trimmed
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    I wanna titty fuqm.. put a glob of saliva in between my breast and put her foot between them and go up and down ..while looking in her eyes ...

    I hope she clipped her toenails
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think she should be ordering you to nut too and you can't so she keeps telling you horrible things and eventually you nut and then after no normal blow job or sex feels the same and it has to be horrible and painful so you have to seek out unsatisfying sexual encounters in order to be satisfied.

    I call it "slow job 2020" (it takes place in the year 2020 for no reason)
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  7. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    I think he will live off the land and build a nice homestead
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  8. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Yall still going in on this house?
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  9. I find Jews to be tough, leathery and tasteless. Have to use way too much ketchup on 'em.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why are your using my name to voice your personal opinion?


    Ya weird!
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  11. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    So for the last year or so I've been making things out of stone.
    Bird baths stone bowls ect.
    So today I started a fountain.
    Heres a pic of a bird bath I did.

    I can add more pics of the process is anyone is interested.
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  12. ..fat lip huh...but do you have a fat pussy?
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  13. Don't worry, all those sentimental lovey dovey feelings will leave you in a few more years and you'll be dead inside.
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  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I think about that Russian Mexican dude Beeano

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  15. *kroz laugh loop*
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  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung mr. monks 💖

    He wanted to dent your shit pussy
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  17. Ghost Black Hole
    I've been trying to quit my job for over a week but every day I just smoke a bunch of weed and play minecraft and drink instead. I haven't gotten paid in 2 weeks but i am still collecting vacation hours

    so I have no money right now but they owe me a bunch of money

    I don't know what to do with my life. Working and getting money is easy but there is nothing to do with it. I feel like Lee Harvey Oswald when he was living in the soviet union in 1961 "I am starting to reconsider my desire about staying. The work is drab, the money I get has nowhere to be spent. No nightclubs or bowling alleys, no places of recreation except the trade union dances. I have had enough."

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't think people right now even realise how much lower their standard of living is compared to in the 00s.

    I think I would be happier living off the land. I daydream of starting a proof of work crypto ponzi scam running off raspberry pi's powered by biofuel I make in a woods hut deep in the forest and build my own satellites like a techno meth green commune. I wish solar panels were cheap and easy to make so I could live in the Sudan free zone triangle.

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  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    He was arrested for gun possession or weapons violation.

    There is a video on the page that says it in text

    I had a cop unbuckle me saying you won't be needing this and zigzagged through traffic over 95 mph just to thrash me against the doors and hard stopped so my head hit the back cage

    For public drunkenness which a BAC was never taken and they lost my cast boot
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  19. Originally posted by Bradley What was he arrested for anyone? probably something petty if they won't mention it.

    Jaywalking.
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  20. tl/dr
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