Coyote ugly more like coyote I'd fuck her in the ass
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Wellhung has one of those rotten old couches where it's completely sunken in to the exact form of his ass
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Ps
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
he lies about almost everything and not in a trolling way but in a way where he's so pathetic he has to post here all the time as a way to give himself talk because he's that much of a loser.
The only thing I believe him about is that he doesn't have car insurance. He's the only person I've ever had to put on block, never gave that dumbass my number he just found it here because its been spammed so much and he was too much of a vagina to pick up the phone when I called him to see what he's about.
I tricked him into coming on to tc and he looks like he smells like pizza grease and was showing us his work out supplements when you know his fatass with chicken arms doesn't work out.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
you're fat as fuck and I know, no one is chasing you wobble bottom
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Stop following me around on bastard factory youfat fuck
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I almost got robbed by some somali cyber pirates yesterday lol.
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2022-07-19 at 3:10 PM UTC
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Need to purchase a new phone
The local drug boys in my hood don't even buy guns anymore they just beat each other up with these phones. I saw a hooker launch one at some big burly black dude and knock his ass clean out
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2022-07-19 at 3:03 PM UTC
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Need to purchase a new phone
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
I have a Motorola power g
Hell yeah three power G users in this thread
It truly is a very solid and affordable phone
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
If you had to hump a heifer which one of those would you pick?
I'd probably go with blondie, 2nd from the right
far right looks like she would have a nice butthole
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2022-07-18 at 9:02 PM UTC
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Need to purchase a new phone
They make these phones so big now I gotta start wearing one of these to hold all my Swisher blunt wraps
, brand name cannabis products, wallet, keys and lighter
My lighter fell out of my pants the other day and two crackheads went for it trying to "pick it up for me" so they could ask me for a cig as a reward but I ran away before they could sort themselves out
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Originally posted by Ghost
Nothing turns me off more than not being able to see the belly button
Here you go fella
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I'll drink to that...green tea of course.
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They like guys like that in San Quentin
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2022-07-18 at 3:29 AM UTC
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What a Saturday
Originally posted by cigreting
Why the fuck would you want a van of that size and not have camping amenities inside it?
oh yeah thats what you want getting into a high speed collision, a kerosene lamp lodged in your throat
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There is a nitrous PORT in the wall sometimes
Now if we can just figure out how to tap into it just casually "visit a friend" and fill up a scuba tank full
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2022-07-18 at 12:48 AM UTC
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Do guys like tramp stamps?
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speedy parker pulling up to pjoject veritoz smoking a joint on the strip and yelling "Active Shooter!" in the crowd
because freedom
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THIS THREAD IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Ghost
My dad is in the same boat and isn't allowed to visit any country
maybe you guys can trade hats and he can go chill in florida while you watch his weed plants and cats in the rocky mountains
The last pic u sent of his weed plants were clearly on a 2nd or third story apartment balcony. How rocky are da mountains there isbit whistler or somethin
Almost Any of you are welcome to stay at my house which will enchant, tittil8 and make you uneasy. If my baby mom and kids are here u can enjoy our fights which she will try to incorpor8 u into to elicit her points and escal8 the the situation. Either way it would be a good time and I will introduce you as my cousin, unless you are a visible minority in which case you can sleep outside and I will pretend you're just a transient I allow to sleep in my yard like a good crisschin
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2022-07-17 at 1:35 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
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