I did a tuck and roll out that bitch because the most important thing to me isn't my health or following the system
but making sure that tweaking girl sitting at home worried about me thinking I would be back in an hour knows that I am okay and didn't just vanish for no reason. But she's so high I bet she think it's only been like 30 minutes and hasn't noticed I've been gone way too long
I won't even tell her I will just show up disjellved like hey I'm back. Because we trust each other enough to disappear for hours with no explanation
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I needed a bag of fluids from not eating or drinking enough fluids for days and days I thought no big deal I'll just walk in to the emergency room and say I have been hungover from drinking booze all week
well im pretty clearly not drunk so she made me fill out a thing and they asked me a lotttttt of questions. I just kept saying that I had a drinking problem and was drinking LOTS of beer and wine and puking non stop for days all the colors of the rainbow plus my stomach lining and that my stomach acid puke can melt holes in things and that's the reason I can't swallow food either
then they took my heart rate and blood pressure and said there is no way alcohol would do that and wanted to take a blood test so I leveled with them and they said oh they will get me an IV bag holder for me from the back of the ambulance, then she said it would be easier to do it there and when I went inside the vehicle turned on and now we are driving and they won't tell me what's going on and i'm scared and my phone is about to die
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She likes to crack open a cold bear, watch the hockey game and pack a lip full of chew. Can't handle being pegged by a tough independent woman?, little boys? She has a pickup truck, works part time at a tattoo shop and is a satanist that smokes pot
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Kno what's really a cult? AAAm bunch of faggots appealing to a hire power to tow their vehicles for them. Just accept some personal responsibility for your own car and will it to where you want it to be. Sending money every year in hopes a higher power will save them when they're broke down in the middle of nowhere. Learn to use a map and you won't need your AAA higher power. Fucking plebians my fedora is so big it obstructs ALL my mirrors
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About to go pick this baby up in a little while, guy only wanted $500.00 for it, I would have been a fool not to buy it
The guy says it shakes and leaks fluids if you drive it over 40 mph but this will be my short commute car so it's fine. The engine makes a clunking noise when it shifts gears and sometimes it gets stuck between them but you just jiggle it and bit and give her some gas and it's good to go.
302k miles but it has new tires and brakes and runs
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tell them that whenever you take a shower high on meth little wooden splinters come out of your skin and cause extreme pain and redness to pull them out and you need a quick solution because more and more come out each day all over the body like hedgehog spines.
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hurr durr my name is well hung the retard nigger fucker time to open NEW THREADS on niggas in dot space and OOOO looks like we got a nigger and a chink duking it out in a candy fred.
Time to make a thread title that rhymes and wax poetically about their life and relationship with others, never respond to anyone and then bump it for the next day or so with "folx?" "niggers?"
rinse and repeat
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one time i drank so much i needed to get IV fluids and the doctors said i needed help so i just stopped because i was drinking WAY too much every day
I started doing that again since last year, but have been sober from all alcohol and drugs for the past week
just been smoking weed and nicotine non stop. But i am drinking now and got a point and plan to get more next week . you will SEE HWO FUCKED UP WE GET. My GF doesn't even want to drink anymore im gonna force feed her hard drugs in the upcoming weeks and months, and alcohol because i think it's HAWT AS FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! the idea came to be before i slowed down on the driunking
FUCK SLOWING DOWN THOUGH!!!!
alcohol is better than xanax NIGGGGGERERRRR!!!!
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