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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Why not spend time on this forum

    or play minecraft, fuck this place and fuck all yall retards anti god secular evil american nazis
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Servivael

    ywAH to a new player i would say survival single player beat the ender dragon

    If you can do that you MIGHT be tough enough to do it ON AN SMP

    and if you can handle playing nice with otheres maybe even a public server
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  3. blaster master victim of incest
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  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    what to do.

    Incel
    Porn
    Play with her panties when she's not in them
    Try on her panty hose like you're Joe Fucking Namath
    Something Incel-x-3 and wash her dirty naughties
    clean the extra large MAGNUM and don't remember using it

    Or something Nice like
    Clean the Clothes
    Vacuum the carpets and runners
    wipe down the fucking TV and your nasty jizz and taco crums on your keyboard <--- NEVER Happen
    Man Grab her like she's Royalty and sweep her off her feet and sit her down, throw a blanket on her, tuck her in and give her (kek) the remote because even Women (OMG NOOOOOO) Want to feel power

    or suck my fuck while breaking my own back?
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala You’ll pay…one way…or another

    Spoken like a true linux user as I know lanny doesn't allow evil capitalist software like WINDOWS OS to be used in his home and probably made a date out of force teaching you linux (I assume a woman needs to be taught how to use linux, or MANSPLAINED)



    Originally posted by frala Well that’s just capitalism

    i see he's training you well
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Unless you meant Tarzan pajamas in which case I can figure out what that is. I can piece it together.
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    i dont even know what tjhat means. you folx are all sick
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd have asked the officer yeah what DID happen at Walmart? What is CONSTANTLY happening at Walmart even right now as you talk to me? Maybe a shooting? Maybe some 600 lb girl in her underwear is driving around in a motorized scooter shoving steaks and ostrich up her ass? Maybe you should go back there and do your job and stop pestering me.
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  9. blaster master victim of incest
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  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what do you call his lil sporty

    Little Sporty's Little Sporty?
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  11. Originally posted by jerryb lol Any you guys ever call people star trek in real life or say fuys.

    I call Lanny Little Sporty
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  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure if you're a pussy, REAL men slash in mental Scrabble.

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  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    In mental Monopoly

    Unrelated¿? I lost my health insurance because I didn't get the package for the new insurance plan written into law

    My meds aren't covered

    I'm going to move out and sell my car and live on the streets of San Francisco or walnut creek and get drunk daily and master bait
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  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you want to have a helper for the apocalypse? someone you can bestow your immense wisdom and knowledge on? I'll do hospice if you can get your insurance to pay me for it.

    I'll be the son you never had.

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's ok, so do a lot of people, like me too. One fun thing to remember is that life isn't necessarily about "not sucking" at it. Like, it could very well be a good thing to suck at life. That could be the goal even though it doesn't feel so great all the time. Plus you can always remind yourself that there are a lot of people who by definition, didn't really suck at life, but they're younger than us and also dead, so look where that got them.

    Plus we never know what's in store for us around the corner. A winning lottery ticket, a miracle drug, a new opportunity of any size or shape could always be right there, even if we aren't actively seeking it out.

    Be glad you have the confidence to admit your struggles, which is far more admirable than going through life pretending everything is creaches and peam and you've got it all figured out.
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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


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  17. Originally posted by frala You can bring Twister to the reception, but only if you promise not to tell the story of how Lanny banned you to everyone you meet

    I still have 9,987 years left on the ban.
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  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah, right. And I'm Bill Krozby' illegitimate child.
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  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    We missed it again gentelmen..
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shit-tier threads should definitely be limited to 30 per day.
    I am against all forms of limitation and believe that one day the worlds smartest person will write 31 threads and the 31st will have the secrets to eternal life and it would be all your fault that we missed it

    Knowledge and information should have no cap. Which brings up a " BRave new world vs 1984" argument of how much do you "limit" something before you are goose stepping and door to door checking people for compliance?




    now imagine a forum moderator with an illegal weapon. STAY ON TOPIC I HAVE YOUR IP ADDREESS
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