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  1. #21
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what do you call his lil sporty

    Little Sporty's Little Sporty?
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  2. #22
    Big Spurty
  3. #23
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    hell nah fam u cant be down on urself like that u feel me i got the secret right here and this is it. they can take ur possession from u, they can take ur home, ur family and friends, whatever, but the main point is there aint a damn authority over this doomed earth short of the almighty god/creator of the universe that can take from u ur ability to snowbird. and if he wanted you to not be snowbirding then he wouldnt have given u the ability to begin with.

    fuck the haters and this evil world, go spraypaint some ducks around town or make dumb jokes and dont give a fuck what a single ho or bitchnigga might think or say about it. THEY ONLY HATE BECAUSE THEY HATE TO SEE A REAL 1 ON HIS GRIND MAKIN MONEY LIVIN LIFE. TAKE IT FROM MY MAN VIPER
  4. #24
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    look at that shit. look at that font! how much thought do you think he gave to the font selection on that? probably minimal effort, because everyone who sees it knows it AINT THE FONT THAT MATTERS its the fact that he's too busy banging multiple dude's chics to give a fuck about the font. THEYLL BE HATING BUT THEIR CHICS AINT GON BE HEARING NONE OF IT
  5. #25
    Originally posted by frala Big Spurty

    TMI
  6. #26
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    only the haters are stuck wondering why the fuck theyre so obsessed with trying to figure out how exactly he plays that FONT GAME in such a merciless way. LEAVE EM TORN AND DISTRESSED LIKE HOLLISTER JEANS
  7. #27
    Originally posted by mmQ It's ok, so do a lot of people, like me too. One fun thing to remember is that life isn't necessarily about "not sucking" at it. Like, it could very well be a good thing to suck at life. That could be the goal even though it doesn't feel so great all the time. Plus you can always remind yourself that there are a lot of people who by definition, didn't really suck at life, but they're younger than us and also dead, so look where that got them.

    Plus we never know what's in store for us around the corner. A winning lottery ticket, a miracle drug, a new opportunity of any size or shape could always be right there, even if we aren't actively seeking it out.

    Be glad you have the confidence to admit your struggles, which is far more admirable than going through life pretending everything is creaches and peam and you've got it all figured out.

    OKAY, THIS IS BASED
  8. #28
    Originally posted by frala I call Lanny Little Sporty

    Me reading this: a hissing hyena laugh, with extra air
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    u ever suck dick
  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb lol Any you guys ever call people star trek in real life or say fuys.

    yup
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    no
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    i call literally everyone star trek. People think I am insane and i'm just like okay star track, lower your tone you tight sack.

    my friend says I can only communicate in memes now.
    OH MAN THIS WOMPS!
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  13. #33
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by blaster master Man do I suck.

    I know the feeling but you don't suck at everything, you seem very mechanically inclined and willing to work hard. And you seem good at what work you do.
  14. #34
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I call Lanny Little Sporty
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    I call him big sporty when he bends me over his tesla behind the recharging station
  16. #36
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I call him big sporty when he bends me over his tesla behind the recharging station

    I bet he owns a hot pink tesla and takes turns denting the doors with his butt-mates
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