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2022-12-12 at 5:34 PM UTC in Looks like everything blew over at work.
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2022-12-11 at 2:37 AM UTC in Pulled an Octavian at the company Xmas party.It is unironically pretty chad to slap some 65 year old sluts bottom and make her cry though.
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2022-12-11 at 12:58 AM UTC in Pulled an Octavian at the company Xmas party.
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2022-12-10 at 7:43 PM UTC in NiS 2022 Biggest Loser CompetitionI started this year at a job I had since october last year , I was making the big bucks with crypto and bloomer posting about how we will build the economic freedom rypto rock chain future of tomorrow
CPU Goddess chris chan will merge dimensions
We can build technologies using existing systems like how ID invented 3D visdeo games shooters using software made by faggots that was being used for corporate shit like John C Dvorak taking apart a ZX spectrrum and "popping the nubs so companies save more money on repairs instead of having to unscrew everything just pops out"
I became a top 100 leaderboard player on the biggest server in minecraft
then kiwi farms got banned from their host and every browser updated to not allow connecting to it, my job started to get exponentially homosexual, the global market crash, boom bust AI economy that killed NFT's but made robots STRONGER to steal more jobs
i dunno & I don't care but I feel like I spend less time here making new things and insttead just weaving trash angels
look at me I can flail on the floor because im having a seizure and dying! i will be dead in 5 years 5 years ago forever -
2022-12-10 at 2:26 PM UTC in Your ma can take a whole ten pack of frankfurters up her chutelinked or individually
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2022-12-10 at 3:55 AM UTC in @Fonaplats and Donald Trump Star Trek MEN IN RELATIONSHIPS THREAD
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2022-12-10 at 1:25 AM UTC in @Fonaplats and Donald Trump Star Trek MEN IN RELATIONSHIPS THREADIt's ask for the blessing of the parents season this Christmas folx my friend is "Going to make Christmas interesting this year"
if we all do it at the same time though
I mean shit like look around fuys, if you have a cuff and are meeting her parents for the first or second time this year
We can be like all those men in the 50s '
They lost literally every war as Nazis are overthrowing the AMERICAN and GERMAN government RIGHT NOW, lets show these snowflake pansy faggots with their gay POLLUTING COAL ROLLING classic muscle cars and big band jazz. They ruined the economy for every generation, my parents are broke as fuck and I don't know any millenial zoomers with a fucking cent.
"This new generation"... "These Kids today!" is a boomer fucking hoax to divide and conquer.
I think it's about time we show them how a REAL mans man that has lived through THE CONSOLE WARS, THE WAR ON COAL, THE WAR ON COPS, THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS, THE FAST FOOD WARS AND THE CURRENTLY ONGOING FUCK CANCER WAR ON CANCER!!!! WE ARE FIGHTING THE FORCES OF LIFE AND DEATH INSTEAD OF MURDERING NATIONALISTS IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY and there is nothing wrong about marrying a woman that has kids.
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2022-12-10 at 12:47 AM UTC in Post Futurama Quotes
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2022-12-09 at 9:29 PM UTC in my homies sister is getting married tomorrowShe a hood rat, straight up, and she marrying a ginger white dude with ed sheeran lookin ass
This guy plays American Pie on his acoustic guitar at summer camps and he likes to chew ice after he done drinking the soda. That much I know about him.
Idk that isnt sketchy or anything but bruh....this wedding is gonna be hilarious. I might not make it through. Idek how im gonna sit there with a straight look on my face and not burst out laughing during the ceremony. I may have to duck out this one fr I have no clue what to do bc if I go there and I see this bitch in a wedding dress with his ass in a tuxedo im gonna die laughing the moment I walk in.
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2022-12-09 at 7:35 PM UTC in Pulled an Octavian at the company Xmas party.
Originally posted by Haxxor Prerequisite for most “work parties” = have an actual job.
You can just walk in and pretend to work there if you know the venue before hand
I snuck my friend in to a sears company party but OF COURSE you need your employee ID at the free bar where you only pay a tip to the bartender -
2022-12-09 at 2:45 PM UTC in Pulled an Octavian at the company Xmas party.
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2022-12-09 at 2:14 PM UTC in Pulled an Octavian at the company Xmas party.
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2022-12-08 at 5:56 PM UTC in GiGi's Gone and for once I'm Alone..
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2022-12-07 at 3:57 PM UTC in GiGi's Gone and for once I'm Alone..Pretend she's dead and gone forever...then when she returns act like a miracle just happened.
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2022-12-07 at 3:31 PM UTC in Cleaning up dog shit at 6 am
Originally posted by Haxxor 🤔 time to consider getting a life?
oh i got banned from tc years ago they don't let me in there and still ban new accounts that don't cam up or talk because they live in fear of me years later
im just talking shit on people who are too pussy to cam up but will take 20 screenshots of everyone and try to learn the train schedeule based on eye reflections calling you a no life drug addict loser like lol yeah okay I'm the one with the problem
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2022-12-07 at 3:24 PM UTC in Cleaning up dog shit at 6 amand then theres the people who wont even tell you what their "other" account is
what other account??? Oh this>? I ALWAYS posted under this name!
Okay Christ Handsman nobody raise one arm if they even care who is gay enough to hide on a forum where half the doxxed people killed themselves years ago and are still relevant discussion like a haunted haus
whoa there tough guy I sat in tinychat every day for years and can RUIN YOUR LIFE WITH ALL THE GIGEBYTYES OF VIDEO I HAVE SAVED SO YOU WANNA FUCK AROUND LETS PLAY POST THE PMs -
2022-12-07 at 2:59 PM UTC in I met a guy who drinks brake fluid.sploo did that as like a normal thing and tried to get me into it
I was like nigga how are you into doing what I consider a result of fucking up lab ventilation as a recereational high
but then I HIT THE XYLENE AND I SAW THE TRIANGLES MAN
I had a trip about HUFFING XENON the other day
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Maybe that's why all my female coworkers were so chill… Xylene fumes all day long.
That also might explain my moms violent psychotic outbursts.
Originally posted by aldra I got tricked into huffing pool cleaning acid (hydrochloric?) once, felt like I was going to die just a little
LOL THATS A GOOD PRANK
not even that harmful but if you aren't often exposed to hcl fumes they string youere eyes and tingle your teeth but you can build an immunity to it and it's relatively harmless like DUMPING HYDROCHLROIC ACID 30% ON YOUR HAND OH MAN THE FLESH IS GONNA MELT OFF nah it doesn't even hurt you can soak your hand it's not like saw you need fuming acid to do THAT or like breaking bad acid i forget the name but PIRANHA ACID is the real shit used by real chemists and not something you can PURCHASE from ANYWHERE LOL GOOD LUCK SHIPPING THAT ACROSS THE STREET
and the classic chunk of phosphorus slipped in the back pocket to give your school chums a real "pain in the arse" when it auto ignites and water only makes the fire bigger harharhahrarhr -
2022-12-07 at 2:20 PM UTC in I met a guy who drinks brake fluid.He says he can stop whenever he wants.
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2022-12-07 at 12:12 PM UTC in Cleaning up dog shit at 6 am
Originally posted by Rape Monster outside 95% of the time, last night he shit all over the downstairs bathroom
Awe you aren't one of those people that just let's the dog in the backyard and always says "yeah can't go back there , THE DOG you know"
Like damn no I don't but good luck with that
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2022-12-07 at 12:10 PM UTC in Cleaning up dog shit at 6 amI thought dogs like to eat their own shit or maybe I was thinking of wariat