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Originally posted by WellHung
Ur fucking sad, man. U care way too much wut ppl think of u. Ppl aren't worth impressing.
You are pop!!
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2023-07-25 at 2:30 PM UTC
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Canes 'R' Us Bed Breakfast and Beating
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Originally posted by Bradley
paul wozny threads are loneliness announced
like getting a table for 2, knowing your'e going there after work alone.
Get a table for 6 next time and assert your authority.
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2023-07-25 at 11:24 AM UTC
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I've heard hospitality is an awful business. It's very competitive, meaning you have to watch your costs. You can't pay staff enough to keep them interested, so absenteeism and turnover is a constant issue. Dealing with employees in general is a nightmare, and you quickly learn how crazy the average person is.
Your customers are entitled and always want everything to be perfect. You have to be on top of your game every single day. One slip up and they start complaining. You don't get to have a day where you say "I'm hung over this morning, I'll just do a shitty job today and catch up tomorrow". Customers don't make appointments and don't tell you what they want ahead of time. You can't plan out how much food you need precisely. Customers turn up and want whatever their whims dictate. And if you don't have it they start complaining and looking for stuff for free.
You can't just decide to take a weeks holiday without having someone you trust to cover for you. It's like a ball and chain. You will never be able to completely relax.
I'll definitely visit you and laugh at you, I'll be sucking down bud lights and chicken wings and acting like a jackass while I'm watching you fussing about inventory levels and staff who won't come in that day.
I'll be your typical customer. I'll park crooked like a jackass in the parking lot, taking up 2 or 3 spaces. I'll come in with dirty boots and sit somewhere I shouldn't. I'll order, then 5 minutes later I'll change my mind and demand something else. I'll be loud and profane. I'll complain the food is too cold. Then when you heat it up, I'll complain that it's too hot. I'll insist on talking to your pretty little waitress for hours on end. I'll scratch myself inappropriately. I'll spill food all over the place, including on myself. I'll get drunk. I'll complain about other customers. I'll steal your cutlery. I'll leave a holocaust in the bathroom. I'll leave without tipping. I'll stand outside, smoking. I'll scratch someone else's car in the parking lot.
You will see a lot of customers like me.
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2023-07-24 at 10:50 PM UTC
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I had a dream that I went to this bar and there was a very long wheelchair ramp and speedy parjer was like GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS MAKE ME PUT IN FUCKING RAMP MAZE JUST TO GET IN THE DOOR
Originally posted by Pete Green
The more money you make the more the City wants to find a way to tax you. like a Dance Tax or some stupid shit.
THATS WHY YOU GET A CHURCH MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT
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Also Waldo I can't drink anymore. I gain too much weight. 10 pounds in 2 weeks from having a tall boy every few days. and also eating sugar. I need to stop. I'm so fat it hurts to walk up the hill and Im le' tired all of the time.
and Sundays is the busiest day of the week for doing app money delivery
Just not making any effen money right now
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2023-07-24 at 12:30 AM UTC
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hAIR SHOW
magine a pussy hair muff show
would fund
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*SLAMS 10,000.00 RATCOINS ON THE TABLE
I have no idea what we're investing in, but I'm in.
Ill take the property in my name as a church for tax purposes of course.
here is my resume
http://www.spice-center.org/activity-summary/.BBSthis beongs in money money money not a sg thread, reported to lanny. Also sophie secretly paid me in DASHCOIn to smear your startup sorry but T WORK FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER
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BAA - TENDER.
My soul has been put to rest thanks to Kafka and SC, I can finally return home to hell and party and dance with the devil for all eternity, as a final act I shall construct the most EVIL demonic bar ever, staffed by demonic undead zombie girls, they are NOT legal drinking age in Poland. If anyone tries to raid us the place, there is enough explosives hidden under the floor to make the Oklahoma bombing look like a roman candle accident. Two for one special on brown brown cut with demon ashes! See you fuckers in HELL
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In Berkeley because it has a young Hip nerd group that would show up
Just beer and Wine at first because it's cheaper than a full Alcohol license.
Micro Brews even
We can call it BBS Lounge
and have projectors showing Dialup shit and memes and diagram skematics on the wall of old motherboards and shit with articles about Computer Related shit from MIT and Silicon Valley and NirvanaNet (Since it's local to Berkeley) and if it becomes popular we could open another one up in Palo Alto and maybe near UCLA or USC maybe even Cambridge Ma or some shit
clubs only stay hip for like 3-4 years though so the overhead has to stay low. intern bartender barbacks for tips only. hire them for a weekend only.
keep the lights down or power up batteries using Streetlights during the day and then run off the batteries at night during bar hours. or secretly suck off the power grid.
Fuck YEAH!
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*slaps the branch out of your hand and quickly sets it on fire*
THE SACRED FLAME PURIFY US ALL!!!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN!!! happy SUNday I HOPE ITS LIT
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I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.
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2023-07-23 at 1:13 AM UTC
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
any curry just reminds me of Indian pussy
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Originally posted by Pete Green
If your dad knew what you did he would of beat you to fucking death. You have 0 room to talk, You piece of shit.
Another Racist Cunt^
His Dad had an ever bigger cane that he does.
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The rent can't be $22 an hour. Northern fishing communities on the Canadian tundra collectively pay for each other's rent, and share seal & whale carcasses, too. The landlord would sooner let you live for free, rather than put you out into the permafrost. I didn't even know Canadians used money... I thought y'all just kind of lived off the land and bartered items of necessity to get by. I don't know why your gasoline is always so expensive but a lot of people ride snowmobiles everywhere.
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FHERE IS MY COMPREHENSIVE STAGE PLAN TO FIX THE CANADA ECONOMY, YES WE ARE SHITFUCKED WITH BAD GOV BAD PEOPLE BAD EVERYTHING AND HERES HOW TO FIX IT. STEP 1. STEAL CHINAS BUSINESS AND LEGALIZE DA INDSUTRYSTY
STEP 2. BRAIN DRAIN THE FUCKING PLANET AND NOT JUST ENCOURAGE IMMIGRAANTYS BUT KIDNAP SCIENTISTS AND NOBEL LAURIETEES
AND THE POPE
THE FUICK ARE YOU GONNA DO HUH???
STEP 3.OPIUM WARES BUT ITS US AND THE ENTIRE WORLD IS CHINA AND WE ARE IN SPACE
step 4 . ???????????????PROFIT
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2023-07-21 at 8:19 PM UTC
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Meikai
I want to elegant, eloquent, and find the answer to where mashle went. Where you been hiding lil guy? I'm a big fan. Post pics of your hair to prove it's the real you tho.
I found my internet usb
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2023-07-21 at 6:45 PM UTC
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I want to elegant, eloquent, and find the answer to where mashle went. Where you been hiding lil guy? I'm a big fan. Post pics of your hair to prove it's the real you tho.
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2023-07-21 at 6:11 PM UTC
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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Going to the movies is different post Covid. We go a lot and there is hardly anyone ever there. Itβs nice.
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