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2023-08-19 at 3:22 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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2023-08-18 at 11:20 PM UTC in Storm Hillary bearing down on CaliforniaLanny made so much money off this site it's unreal and he won't share it with the community. He drinks our blood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-18 at 4:24 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota Corollabuy nothing made after 2010 nigga,, really 2005 but I know y'all cant handle being smart you want ur fukin car to be smartThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-18 at 4:17 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota CorollaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-18 at 3:37 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota CorollaDrive it into a brick wall as a stress test.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-18 at 3:36 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota CorollaA good car is one you can comfortably sleep in.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-18 at 12:11 PM UTC in I've got a health coach and a physical therapistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-17 at 7:52 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota CorollaAn import?!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-17 at 12:19 PM UTC in Should I get a Prius or a smart carI'm going to do my standard and give you a stupid unhelpful answer and suggest you purchase a Chevrolet Huff so you can say "I'm offended, and leaving in a Huff."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-16 at 12:58 PM UTC in lanny was eating a bread stick
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks good
*chefs kiss*
MY DEAR LEONARDO
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I kind of want to go to the Olive garden to try that soup…I'm into soups…I'm sure I could down at least a gallon of that.
I HERD LEONARDO TAKES HEEES SENORITA FRALALA TO DE OLIVE GARDEN QUITE FREQURNTLY!!! GRAZTI!!
MAMA MIA !!! ALL HAIL LANNYISM!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-16 at 12:10 PM UTC in Please tie a rope around my testicles and then, with them, play a game of tug of war...I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
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2023-08-16 at 7:27 AM UTC in im open minded i listen to LGBT musicWho cares what people are. Its about the music.
I only say faggot because it's still a funny word and don't like being told what to say but Im not hating on Gays.
the thing about Gay's being preacher and saying God is a Gay and has AIDS was a bit much but I don't go to those churches and never will. Being Gay is just one of many Sins. it's a Sin. but we're all Sinners. so Gays are welcome in the church but preaching Homosexuality as a norm is wrong. instead "Yes its a sin, but we all sin" eat shell fish is a sin, Women dressing as men as Empowerent is a sin (Duet 22.5 or summin), Eating meat on a friday if you're a catholic is a sin but fish frying is a loophole (because only "land creatures is what God meant" which probably isn't true.
but we don't say "God said it's cool to have premarital sex.. God is a Womanizer" (Forgive me God, for a pivitol point in my statement)
see.. but you can't throw stones at one sin and say your sin is better but the Gay-a-fying radical left of our church is a Sin.
and they'll condemn me for saying what I said but in my heart this is true. so whatever. I'll pray at home
Hate the sin not the sinnerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-16 at 7:13 AM UTC in im open minded i listen to LGBT musicpics of his her dick and balls??????The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-15 at 5:45 PM UTC in Registration is down.
Originally posted by Ember McLain The old totse people seem to be trying to "Move on" despite the community on reddit (which feels more like oldje totse) like a bunch of people that posted in the pre zoklet era
and then you have helladamstupid and his "spiritual successor" that feels more like a corrupt cosmic joke . Did he fix his robots .txt yet
I've tried telling him now for months to fix it but he's too stupid and thinks I don't understand that it's linking the WARNING BLA BLA BLA part of the text files like NO SHIT DUMBASS and guess where wikipedia links as the "modern version of totse" to this piece of shit
looks like a fucking honey pot. Jeff Hunter is STILL rolling in his grave and that fucktard just comes here to stalk fonaplats
that ain't totse, it's just a sad little manchild who can't let go of the past.
newtotse is a steaming stinking pile of jenkem shit on the memory of totse in my opinion
forgot i Made this LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-14 at 1:28 PM UTC in Guys I've still not ate an avocadaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-14 at 1:06 PM UTC in Guys I've still not ate an avocadaAm I missing out?
Describe the flavour For me? Alls I think about these days is avocado but I'm afraid of the stigma that comes with it.
Alls I can imagine is big avocados filling me up and coming on my face
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Seriously though? Avocados π₯? Guacamole seems like a nice dip but I can't really justify buying am avocado to eat in front of my TV in my boxershorts
What would I do with the seed thing(pit?) Aswell, are they the right weight to just throw at someone's head? seems abit of a waste to throw it in the trash.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-13 at 2:27 PM UTC in Registration is down.Someone DM'd me on Discord like I give a shit, but maybe someone here does. Your registration emails aren't sending. I confirmed it myself.
For any people trying to join: https://newtotse.com has working registration because it runs on professional software, not this github bullshit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-13 at 9:44 AM UTC in How hard could it really be to sell Kr0z Dogs?Hotdog carts arent that hard for set up even in high regulations. Even regulations just means you have to spend more money and more time, it just increases the barrier of entry
People like Bradley , helladamgay and captain paki think this is some insane lofty goal that requires years of your life but if anyone had enough savings you could be slinging dogs by the end of the week , if you could get a license fast enough and there's no waiting time at least.
And if there is a waiting time you usually know about that before you pull the trigger so your license is good to go and you aren't waiting around to be approved.
It's like the cocknose always saying Bill Krozbyes dad can't have worked at AMD as that's a huge important company and Bill Krozby is a faggot! Like AMD is big but has lots of employees, the dude isn't claiming his dad landed on the moon. I never understood that mentality.
And these are the same people obsessed with my life and say I never do shit even when I post evidence of the contrary and have a clear upwards arc, these sad losers that never do anything and live in a stuck reality trapped in their weakness call me a rat face welfare BLA blah blah like yeah maybe 4 years ago but I've done so much since then
What have you done besides cry about other people OP? Bau I say BAH!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-12 at 8:23 PM UTC in scron solves the kafkapffffffffff
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2023-08-12 at 2:25 AM UTC in How hard could it really be to sell Kr0z Dogs?YeaH i never undeerstood the hate and pushback he got like it's not like hes inventing the wheel here and this is one of the lowest investment amateur small business owner friendly just starting out open market things you can do .
People on here acting like you need a $100k initial investment and shit like wtf you people are so bank kiked and cucked and have no passion or vision. Lets examine the lyrics of Bill Krozbydogs will never work shall we?
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This is a story about a boy called Bill Krozby who wants to open up a stand
selling hot dogs in Texas.
He that he had no business plan.
yes he did, it was solid, I would invest in it if I could have, I wanted IN ON THAT
Market is saturated and your dogs are too expensive.
bullshit, this isn't sportscars or computers, you cannot saturbate the market as people will always be hungry even in the winter
Be able to cover the cars as well as your mama's investment
He only needed a few thousand dollars, leave it to captain faggot the poor paki to consider a few G's to be too much money to risk losing, yeah you must be a real big bucksier if you balk at starting a business WELL IF YOU JUST STUCK THAT IN A 0.3% APY SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND GOT A 9-5 YOU COULD LITERALLY RETIRE IN 30 YEARS WHAT ARE YOU STUPID????
Bill Krozbydogs will never work
Too much work in the world
it's not that much work
Bill Krozbydogs is doomed to tank
Money to the bank, and dream of something else
why??? Why should he not follow his dreams and just do nothing with money and be boring.. maybe he would be alive but he wouldn't be the legend that invented amazing hotdogs and was a dreamer with hotdogs in his eyes. Why should he be another boring paste ass nolife loser like captain faggot or helladamgay??
You don't have the discipline.
So don't do it.
Stick to pizza.
Stop dreaming boys.
You'll see.
Stick to pizza?
thread titled Bill Bill Krozbyby dog pizzeria
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I actually just became a manager on my first day because im a sweetie man and i have experience dealing with Shit asses. Hate me today hate me tomorrow. The thing that separates me from you is i have high hopes and aspirations.
Every man is and should be their own island. Every day i live i see it more and more.
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Don't be stubborn and waste my most cash stone abuse or sympathy.
dont waste your mama's time.
so basically the song is captain falcon being jealous that Bill Krozby has hopes and dreams and trying to demotivate and crush his dreams because;
"working is hard"
"losing a few thousand dollars is scary"
"the market is saturated with hotdogs already I MEAN YOU CAN GO TO ANY STORE AND BUY THEM"
"his prices are too high, despite him not having a business plan you can complain about his prices"
Millionaire btw
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet Isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black?
no ... no it's not. You are just a retard
Originally posted by Helladamnleet He's not lazy for not having $100k+, he's just an idiot for sharing his dream with us
To quote helladamgay "Lanny SHOULD SEND PEOPLE TO THIS FORUM he's an asshole for trying to forcve them to use his crappy software JUST SEND THEM HERE THIS IS REAL TOTSE WE REAL OG TOTSESNS" shut up faggot, your site is gay and stupid like you are
Originally posted by Helladamnleet like any of us care what a piece of shit heroin addict rapist wants from life, other than how many different ways we can make fun of him for wanting to run a shitty hotdog stand.
how about we instead make fun of you for running a shitty dead website
Originally posted by β$Pβ³C3πππππ»κ°ββ Οβ κ±ππΏπͺ$H33Pππ fonaplats hasn't posted all week he's out living life and you bump his thread from like a week ago to act like a faggot lil triggered bitch
LMAOOOOOO
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