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  1. BUD IT RIGHT
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    FMD
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  3. *does a fat* hey guys what happened to all the DHers???? WellHung-?? Candy??? Ahahajajahaha 👍😎👻💀☠️💀☠️💀💀💀💪💪💪💪😸😸😸😸😆😂😆😂😂🐀👿👿🐀👿😂😆🦍🦍🦍🦍
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    The Sid Gnarly Users
    1990 Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions

    Pro-Leech Systems (510) 236-8192
    Hollow's Alliance (510) 237-8563

    These are the descriptions of users on all boards, atleast one of these must
    fit the user type. For those who don't know the user terms.. Leech or Flake
    take a look at this.. You might learn something.

    L E E C H - (lEche) Also known as Leecher. 1. File sucker, an user which
    stays up through long hours of the night downloading, most leechers are on
    the edge with their access levels on boards and love to eat common junk fast
    foods such as pizza & coke. When these leeches happen to post, they post
    questions about files etc. Leechers last words, "Where are my warez?".
    2. A Sysop which crashes other boards to get to the top. 3. The act of
    downloading.

    M E G A L E E C H - (MaygahlEche) 1. (look up leech) A Leech that downloads
    hundred times more files, gets the sysop pissed off and NEVER posts, votes, or
    plays games. These things suck bigtime! 2. The Act of Downloading at a high
    speed or more than one megabyte.

    F L A K E - (flAk) 1. User which leeches files, argues with a sysop, posts
    lame messages, but uploads frequently. These can also be found as sysops,
    chatters, message basers, but don't let their disguise fool you. A Flake
    is just the sysop's worst nightmare come true. 2. Stupid and Lame user that
    should get access levels lowered. These are worse than leeches.

    S U P E R F L A K E - (SooprflAk) 1. (See Flake) A Flake but one hundred times
    more lethal and shiity. These are to be avoided at all costs.

    G A M E R - (gAmr) 1. These innocent Game Hogs play games on bbses. They
    spend hours on end playing and playing games. Fortunately many Sysops like
    Gamers for they don't download much, they post messages, and most instantly
    vote. Gamers are nice people and should be concindered good users. 2.
    Someone who plays games.

    M E S S A G E R - (mezahjerr) 1. Messagers are frequent posters, they post
    large and interesting messages and play some games plus vote.. They are
    most likely opposite from a leech. Messagers are what sysops crave, Messag-
    ers are most likely to turn out as fun people. 2. Someone who reads posts
    only.

    L A M E R - (lAmerr) 1. Lamers are Lame users, they have no reason to live,
    no reason to call.. They love to download worthless thrash files such as
    PD utilities and How-To Text files. They never post, its like they're not
    even on the bbs. 2. Invisible User in the background of the board.

    W A S T E R - (wAsterr) 1. These are time-wasters, they don't post, they
    don't read, they don't download, shoot, these things don't even play games.
    They waste time, they do nothing.. They have no reason to be on a board.

    C H A T T E R - (chAterr) 1. These are closes to a flake but they do not
    phuck the sysop around. They do many of the things a flake will do except
    they will chat about 90% of their bbs time.

    F U C K E R - (Fuhkerr) 1. These dudes suck, they are perverted in what
    ever they do, post, game, download, upload, chat, live, etc. They get every
    one pissed and often get themselves deleted off boards. Avoid these
    at ALL costs! Fuckers suck!

    C R A S H E R - (Kracherr) 1. Crashers crash boards for reasons or most of
    the time no reasons. They prefer commie boards since commodores are easiest
    to crash. They have millons of aliases so you'll never find them.. Crashers
    really give sysops bad times ahead.

    S Y S O P - (Sisape) 1. Sysops are the kings of boards, they control, they
    modify, they repair. These are the commanders of all of the above. Worship
    these and you'll get much in return (unless its the family radio forum).

    N E W U S E R - (NooUzerr) 1. New Users are just non-validated scums. Just
    validate them and they'll become one of the above. Hopefully you'll place
    them under watch and see what happens.

    T E A S E - (Teez) 1. Users which sexually pull users into their grasps and
    release them.. Breaking other users' hearts. Purposely.. Well you know
    what a tease is in life too ya know."
    https://www.pigdog.org/the_vault/pig/usrtypes.txt#:~:text=%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%C3%9C%0A%20%C3%9D%C2%B107,too%20ya%20know.
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  5. Tesla autopilot, 3 ton weight.
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  6. Ghast Houston
    your formatting is terrible for example;
    ¹ It confers an immense advantage, and if we assume an incremental growth it requires nothing from an organism beyond a slight increase in energy consumption.
    ² Unless you're smart enough to realize "the funny way your stubbiest digits bend" can be used to bang rocks together anyway.
    ³ You have a moral obligation to not eat meat. (⚈ ᴗ ⚈✿)
    ⁴ Damn. Two semi-colons? And I think I used them both right, too.
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES HOW CAN ANY HUMAN READ THIS THE LINNNNNNNNNEEEEEESSSS
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  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Wow, the Soviets put a probe there what 65-70 years ago. Maybe next they'll try for that flushing toilet the Romans had.
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  8. Pete Green African Astronaut
    I fell like you people take turns being the Fish or the Worm at one another.

    vid-relates

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  9. Migh Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It would be shipped in "plain brown wrapper for your privacy"

    Id only buy one if it walked up and rang my doorbell.
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  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Hey Pete what happen with you building a place around Reno? Not fucking with ya, just curious.
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  11. Pete Green African Astronaut
    I'm so tired right now My brain is slurring speech in my thoughts. should I go to bed at 4:30 am and not get up till 12 noon. we're supposed to go someplace in a few hours.

    she gonna be pissed off. She found one of my IPA I tried to hide in the fridge.

    "You cant drink on your meds. What did I tell you. Now get back to bed. NO WATER FOR YOU"

    -Kr0z classic infectious laugh.

    I drank most of it. its a 16oz but I filled it with water so I can say "Oh I only took a few sips off of it" but thats a lie and I did it before and she called me on it. I'll tell her the truth but it will be funny to see her shake the can to see how much is left.

    fucking hell.


    its like living with a Nun
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  12. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    It has the potential to be gay but if it's like you and the bros and Elliot and his front hole, and you each take turns. Dats jus the Boyz 😎 running a train 🚂 get it 💪!
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  13. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Glow Fag
    the only one glowing here is lanny and its cuz hes blesesed
    this shouold be a banner https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/c/cf/DK_Big_Bug_Bash.png/250px-DK_Big_Bug_Bash.png
    https://pomf2.lain.la/f/6qdhh4f8.png
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  14. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Wooo wooo wooo woo "Pull over" Woo wooo wooo woo "exit here.. right here right here" Cop Horn" Honk honk honkkkkkkkk

    PULL OVER GOT DAMN IT

    Wooo wooo wooo woo

    they just run. then 2am or 3am a loud bang or thump and 20 minutes later 40 separate sirens. just another fucking weekend a mile from the Interstate

    wishing too move soon. thats part of my problem and why I sleep on and off all day. I never get 8 straight hours of fucking sleep.

    Toxic fumes

    Helicopter lights going in circles with police following

    Loud sudden Gun shots

    fuck CITY life. Im ready to move to the fucking Boonies
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  15. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Im not going to double up on a bitch with anyone. that borders gay. Did it once with a friend on his girlfriend who ended up leaving him for me. but Then I cheated on her trying to have a double up with her friend and it turned into a shitfest that night.

    got punched in the face by some macho dickhead (unrelated while trying to follow her back to her house)

    long of the short is He punched me, she ran back and jumped on his back and then still told me to fuck off even after she yelled "Thats My boyfriend mother fucker" and he just left and went into the house. and then she dumped me and her friend came and comforted my fat lip the following day

    :(

    I miss my youth. but I was only maybe 17-18 at the time.
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  16. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny oldies are actually pretty tight as their vagina have atrophied after menopause.

    swim told me.

    its true actually. its dry though and they are like "OWE" careful Im old now. but if you butter it up and go greased in it warms up nicely. but starts of cold because of lack of blood flow. go jogging with her first and get sweaty and then bang her in the bushes.

    its pretty tight. make sure you bring some electrolites or she might pass out
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    And I'm working on making ScronHard (this would obviously be a subsidiary hardware branch of the greater ScronCo. family, much like ScronSoft).

    Thing is, we need help. We need someone interested in making ScronFirm in tandem with me making ScronHard, but neither of us are fluffers.
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  18. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal imaigine saving pictures of hiki and fona on your cpu lmao what a FAG
    what ever happen to Hikki?

    did Red arrest him under the Patriot Act and the secret police station under the Sears building in Chicago that had to close down because people found out about it aka memory holed.
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  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 When bullgates was inventing the internet he hired a young black prostate and when she was done in his hotel she says and I quote 'now I know why they call you MICRO soft' send this to 10 friends or a spooky ghost will haunt u

    you stole that joke from me and just added in the part about the black "prostate"
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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