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2023-08-25 at 5:17 PM UTC in What do tranny pussies smell like?deceptionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-25 at 4:12 PM UTC in Upcoming Site MaintenanceComrade Lanny's Revolutionary Panna Cotta
Ingredients:
1 cup of whole milk (or substitute with your preferred milk)
1.3 tablespoons of gelatin
1/4 cup of almond cream
Pinch of salt
Sugar or honey (adjust to desired sweetness)
Raspberries (for garnish)
Instructions:
In a bowl, sprinkle the gelatin over the milk and let it sit for a few minutes to bloom.
In a saucepan, gently warm the almond cream, salt, and sugar or honey, stirring until the sugar is dissolved.
Add the gelatin-milk mixture to the warmed almond cream, stirring until the gelatin is completely dissolved.
Remove from heat and let the mixture cool slightly.
Pour the mixture into individual serving glasses or molds.
Refrigerate for at least 4 hours or until set.
Before serving, garnish with fresh raspberries or your choice of toppings.
Note: Feel free to adjust the sugar level according to your preference, as Lannyism encourages flexibility and individual taste.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-25 at 2:48 PM UTC in Upcoming Site Maintenance
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2023-08-25 at 2:46 PM UTC in Upcoming Site Maintenance
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So is the various youtube link things not working an unhappy coincidence or is that related to the site issues too?
Leonardo is clearly implementing tiktok and youtube short embedding
if url.netloc in ('www.youtube.com', 'youtube.com', 'm.youtube.com'):
return _embed_youtube(url)
elif url.netloc in ('youtu.be',):
return _embed_youtube_shortcode(url)
elif url.netloc in ('bitchute.com', 'www.bitchute.com'):
return _embed_bitchute(url)
elif url.netloc in ('www.tiktok.com', 'm.tiktok.com'):
return _embed_tiktok(url)
elif ext in ('webm', 'mp4'):
return _embed_html5_video(url)
else:
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2023-08-25 at 1:59 PM UTC in Upcoming Site MaintenanceLeonardo is a better programmer than all of you, he is building something great and gets paid the big bucks. All praise our glorious dear leader Leonardo!
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2023-08-25 at 12:18 PM UTC in Upcoming Site MaintenanceI AM HAVING A PICNIC ATTACK THIS IS NOT OKAY I AM LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING I AM AUTISTIC I AM AUTISTIC I DONT LIKE CHANGE
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2023-08-25 at 4:05 AM UTC in Upcoming Site MaintenanceDefine “one time”The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-25 at 12:51 AM UTC in Melanie Griffith & Anne Lockhart; *Boobings* 1977Oh so Jeff hunter ran totse at the age of 8 years of age huh?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 7:23 PM UTC in This site has been compromised
Originally posted by Doyle Sauce Introducing Warioats, the ultimate breakfast oats that bring a taste of Poland straight to your bowl! Our oats are carefully sourced and blended with traditional Polish flavors to provide a delicious and hearty breakfast option.
With three unique variations, Warioats offers something for every taste bud. First up, we have our Pierogi Perfection flavor, featuring the warm and comforting taste of savory pierogies. Our next flavor is the Kielbasa Krush, packed with juicy and flavorful kielbasa chunks. And for those with a sweet tooth, our Sweet Szarlotka flavor is a mouth-watering blend of apples, cinnamon, and sugar.
Our Warioats are packaged in convenient individual serving sizes, perfect for on-the-go mornings or quick and easy meal prep. And with our eye-catching and playful packaging design, Warioats will stand out on any store shelf.
So why Warioats? Because it's not just breakfast, it's a taste of Poland in every bowl. Join us on a culinary journey to the heart of Eastern Europe with Warioats.
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2023-08-24 at 3:31 PM UTC in Akward shit with GG
Originally posted by Donald Trump Basically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.
I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.
GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.
GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.
She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.
I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.
GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.
I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.
I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.
So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".
She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.
To repeat myself and what i said a long ass time ago, as soon as she stopped fucking you, you were literally making a golden castle to worm her way into and now you are living with a parasite in your home in England. That lady is clever as fuck and played you for a fool, I don't not think of you as foolish DT, men do tons of stupid shit for nothing when it comes to romance.
But you definitely imported a tape worm and have allowed it to feed off your gub'ment, mum, and you motherfucker.
Toss that bitch out into a homeless shelter with her ukrainian dollars for a week and stone wall her.
If you don't love her you need to move on, if you do love her you should get her hooked on mephedrone, facial abuse and dog videos not like scooby doo but like artofzoo.com etc my friend will also fly from ukraine to help if you and GG so desire.
also u met this bitch and immediately bought her a lot of shit at a grocery store, that immediately put you in the position that you are still in today, albeit on a much larger scale.
The groceries 1 time would've probably netted you enough pussy to pursue first world White people, not currently trying to flee a warzone.
My opinion. I hope you don't hate me for this, but in the nature of reality I want you to know you should find the fastest way to get her away from you and go clubbing solo.
Don't feel bad about living at your mom's house and being kinda dependent on her graces, we all have been in periods of our life where it's the same shit.
Point is don't let that bitch keep using you, get really drunk with her, fuck her in the ass for a lil while (b nice about it tho) and then when u done tell her you're a homosexual and this isn't working out and she's gotta go in the next 2 days.
make ur mom help you and be part of the anal sex/group conversation about your new identity. Call her mom and brother and ask their opinion. Report back!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 2:33 PM UTC in Akward shit with GG
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Sounds like you care about her as a friend. Tell her she can rent that room from you and give her a few things around the house she is responsible for. Dishes, whatever. Probably not going to end well either way though, brojangles.
IT'S THE LEGEND HIMSELF FOLKS
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLEEEGEND!!!!!!!
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2023-08-24 at 1:48 PM UTC in National Security Threat???korea is cool Trump loves korea but sometimes you have to practice tough love
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2023-08-24 at 5:43 AM UTC in I'm ready to retireThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 5:14 AM UTC in I'm a petroleum engineerThe gas can goes in the machine room.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 4:56 AM UTC in I'm a petroleum engineerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 4:55 AM UTC in I'm a petroleum engineerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 4:40 AM UTC in I'm a petroleum engineer
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2023-08-24 at 12:09 AM UTC in Akward shit with GGIt's prob the gag reflex thing why she doesn't want to do it or you aren't shaving your pubic hair like you should be doing. I've thrown up on two dicks before and have hypnosis for gag reflex but it's not like I'm seeing anyone atm.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-23 at 11:55 PM UTC in Akward shit with GGBasically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.
I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.
GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.
GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.
She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.
I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.
GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.
I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.
I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.
So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".
She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 10:50 AM UTC in "Deadliest Varient Covid Yet" to hit UK by OctoberThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
