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  1. #81
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like bradley's cooking

    It looks like a culinary crime against humanity. Sin of this magnitude would make the defendants at Nuremburg blush.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Those burgers look like bradley's cooking

    Oh wait, are those oreos with cheese on
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  3. #83
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh wait, are those oreos with cheese on

    yes. yes they are.

    im both disgusted and intrigued.
  4. #84
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Meikai It looks like a culinary crime against humanity. Sin of this magnitude would make the defendants at Nuremburg blush.

    It’s the equivalent of Lanny’s coding skills.
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  5. #85
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Can't believe Laney let a woman into his kitchen
  6. #86
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Lanny Oh yeah, pure sex


    How do I make mine dark theme
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes The Smiley-Reference link is broken as well

    But his heart is in the right place.
  8. #88
    Comrade Lanny's Revolutionary Panna Cotta
    Ingredients:
    1 cup of whole milk (or substitute with your preferred milk)
    1.3 tablespoons of gelatin
    1/4 cup of almond cream
    Pinch of salt
    Sugar or honey (adjust to desired sweetness)
    Raspberries (for garnish)


    Instructions:
    In a bowl, sprinkle the gelatin over the milk and let it sit for a few minutes to bloom.
    In a saucepan, gently warm the almond cream, salt, and sugar or honey, stirring until the sugar is dissolved.
    Add the gelatin-milk mixture to the warmed almond cream, stirring until the gelatin is completely dissolved.
    Remove from heat and let the mixture cool slightly.
    Pour the mixture into individual serving glasses or molds.
    Refrigerate for at least 4 hours or until set.
    Before serving, garnish with fresh raspberries or your choice of toppings.
    Note: Feel free to adjust the sugar level according to your preference, as Lannyism encourages flexibility and individual taste.
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  9. #89
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    What DB does the site use? PostGres? Does it ever need maintenance? Do you back it up?

    I'm getting into DBA stuff, I never knew how interesting it was.
  10. #90
    postgres I think or MongoDB
    https://www.heroku.com/
    https://www.heroku.com/kafka
  11. #91
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    mongo is a middleware thing, you still need a standard sql backend


    usually mysql or postgres, no real reason not to use postgres except it's a bit harder
  12. #92
  13. #93
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What DB does the site use? PostGres? Does it ever need maintenance? Do you back it up?

    I'm getting into DBA stuff, I never knew how interesting it was.

    My dad used to do this for a living lol. ORACLE database bro. I feel like I shirked my duty somewhat, by not following in his footsteps. But man I saw the manuals for that shit, they were thicker than my fat ass knees. Scawwy.
  14. #94
    Originally posted by Meikai My dad used to do this for a living lol. ORACLE database bro. I feel like I shirked my duty somewhat, by not following in his footsteps. But man I saw the manuals for that shit, they were thicker than my fat ass knees. Scawwy.

    You're father is quite the cracker jacker, I still remember when we hired him to steal Lanny's secret formula right from under his nose
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  15. #95
    what if we just stored everything as a vector

  16. #96
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Site's going to be taken offline at 9pm CT, hopefully maintenance will only take a couple of hours but expect up to 24h. While the site's offline I encourage you to go outside, call your parents, or murder/suicide.

    Is this the last few months left? you said a year ago you were going to end this place and then ran it for 2023.

    Who did you not hire to not run me down back in 2013 when I posted shit from the Walnut Creek Library under the user name tortugaazul?

    notice the color theme in the name, but I got ran down shortly afterwards by an insane 16 year old when you yourself were about that same age? maybe 17-18? one of your friends? the daughter of a former NirvanaNet agent, perhaps?

    check the date! 2013

  17. #97
    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 how tf did he hack a infowars banner into the webpage unless you were fucking with the inspect html shit like some kinda autist??? fuck that's pretty funny lmao 100% this guy is a shit troll ever since his greenspam days lets not forget folx…











    go lay down, pauliwog

    reddit and pol lmao you don't know shit about the internet, you are too skitzo and low IQ to get it. I 'm just a retarded junkie with brain damage but even i'm able to scrapethis much togehter while you live in LALA land

    you've lived through the ups an downs and sideways of teh modern computing and I wish you were popular in real life and had cool knowledge and experience you could share or even a willingness to learn or do more than ACCUSE INNOCENT RANDOM USERS OF BBS OF CRIEMS!! *HMPHF!*



    *does a one middle finger salute to jeff hunter burning the american flag and using a time portal to blow up the world trade centers*
  18. #98
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Maybe Duh Doy reference is linked to Doyle.

    that name comes up a lot. hmmmmm
  19. #99
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  20. Pete Green African Astronaut
    I'll never buy property or a house in Doyle now, PAL!

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