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2020-05-11 at 3:31 AM UTC in So I might be living on my ownI was reading reviews for the local jail and it seems chill. Someone posted the menu on google reviews like it was a high class restaurant. Pasta night tuesdays, two burgers on wednesday and all you can eat bread and butter all day long.
And of course lots of meth. Sounds like a good time except one of the other reviews was a 1 star from a guy that got beat up for not bringing drugs with him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-11 at 2:50 AM UTC in So I might be living on my own
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That sounds so easy.
I've done that job when I was like 18-20. Pushing carts is super easy. They're heavy but if you aren't a weak bitch its actually fun pushing 20 carts at once. Its like a big metal snake. It's not a hard job at all. Women did it too.
And at Wal-Mart they have machine pushers anyway so its literally no effort. God I miss that job. I got to walk around doing my own thing all day. I worked hard enough to not arouse suspicion when I'd go to the trash compactor to huff syncan fumes off a hot foil.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-11 at 2:44 AM UTC in So I might be living on my ownYou can tell he never grew up with a male role modelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-11 at 2:33 AM UTC in So I might be living on my own
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi You would fall over and die
I've worked jobs a lot harder than that. I do better in a chaotic environment because I function better in chaos. Everyone else gets angry and emotional and freaks out but I just stay cool and focused because i'm a sociopath with no emotions.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-10 at 9:48 PM UTC in What's the NIS mortality rate?I want one of the DH chicks with big titties to come to my house and suffocate me in breasteses.
A death I would take with dignity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-09 at 5:15 PM UTC in how many of you ever had sex with someoneI had sex with 3 hookers when I was 20. one time i didn't even have to pay for it because my roomie and this guy paid for it. that was alright i guess.. there was one time though that my plan was totally botched, I used to live with the mexican consolate here in austin and he a dirt bag for sure.. and totally cock blocked me one time, this girl was taking her sweet ass time to get to me and I just gave up and she randomly showed up without calling me back to let me let her in the house and just knocked on the door at 3 in the morning and fransisco opened up the door and was pissed off and told her to fuck off. And he was like "Doug.. I don't you're fucking whores coming over here to my house.." but then the next day started talking about it.
He was like "She was really pretty, Doug.., do you still have her number?" "when she saw me and saw my rowdy bed head I knew she wanted me"
But then I've banged a lot of girls online that I didn't know their name. I even banged this homeless girl once she was pretty but obviously crazy, like she would babble like she was a former shell of herself, she showed up at my place randomly after I got off work and I was like yeah fuck you, you can't just show up randomly like this. I didn't realize she was homeless at the time and she apologized and I told her to call me when coming over..
She ent up coming back a week later and I ent up filming us fucking and after we were done she was like "is there anything want to do?" and I was like "take a nap" and she was like "do you have anything to eat?" so I gave a banana and she walked out and she had all of her shit strapped onto her bike.
Ent up seeing her on a street corner while going with cupcake girl to go see failure and I was like "hey whats up doll" and she was like "hehe you're that guy" and I told her, do you want a couple bucks or come over just sleep in my cats room or with me? Because she obviously homeless and I felt bad, and she just chcukled and started pushing her bike with her stuff away down the street. oooh weeeel.
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2020-05-08 at 8:20 PM UTC in why does everyone hate lannyI have no problem with Lanny. I would crack open a bear with him any time.
He has been pretty bi polar towards me though. I think it has something to do with the alcohol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-04 at 4:17 PM UTC in May the force be with youSTAR WSR!S WHAT IS UR OPINION IN THE DRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM WHERE THEY CAN “RAILRKAD” A YOUNG MAN INTO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM MAKING HIM A VIOLENT MAN TO BE FEAREF.,
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2020-05-04 at 3:31 PM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Originally posted by chzbrgr You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
You seem like a lot of fun.
Wanna party?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-02 at 1:38 PM UTC in HikirormiaJEEEEEEEEEERT!
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2020-05-01 at 4:42 AM UTC in The connection between Alien and Blade RunnerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-28 at 7:44 PM UTC in I got sent home on my first day of work lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-28 at 3:20 PM UTC in Someone shit and piss all over my apartment lobbyYeah he was banging the metal on the concrete like an anvil. He's a real craftsmanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-27 at 6:25 PM UTC in Someone shit and piss all over my apartment lobbyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-27 at 6:23 PM UTC in Someone shit and piss all over my apartment lobbyI think I found the culprit. This nigga dragged a sink through the entire alley and now he's taking it apart making some kind of crack smoking apparatus
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2020-04-27 at 3:50 PM UTC in Someone shit and piss all over my apartment lobby
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't eat that much food lol. It was a real monster of a shit, multiple coils. Looked like something you would find in the forest. What are they feeding these homeless people!
How do you know it was a homeless person. It's just as likely to be a black person.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-27 at 3:28 PM UTC in Someone shit and piss all over my apartment lobby
Originally posted by AngryIVer I feel bad for HTS noob. His life was damn near manageable until you fucked it all up.
We both make each other's lives way better. Probably because of how isolated and depraved we both used to be a few years ago.
Life is just so much easier when you are in a stable relationship. When I want to do hard drugs hts tells me to stop being a crackhead and I'm like oh yeah right let's do Molly instead it's the love drugThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-26 at 12:18 PM UTC in Me literally beating the shit out of every Nonce on this siteget those nonces!!!
me if i ever meet Israel-is-eternal. there will be three hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the pavement and the ambulance hitting 90
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2020-04-22 at 12:27 PM UTC in south dakota meetupThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-21 at 4:32 PM UTC in What does COVID stand for?As they successfully engineer each new version and each new gain of function, they need people to test it out on. So they just release it right out onto the public, then sit back and record and document and analyse the results, and also consider new tyrannical laws they can bring in, as an added bonus.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
