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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Not even gonna lie that would be the dopest trap house

    Have chell flippin tina out the beamer wit a beam up on the heater that she scoot under he seat when 12 tryna convene wit her she a real one not a schemer fona know that shes a keeper why she folds his socks with care n keeps his chef boyardee heated up



    BARZ
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Somebody help me! My ass is get opened up by the largest turd ever!
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  3. My boss spits in the mouth of every customer who enters our building
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah sorry I know all the terminology of the biz like air time and throughput. It's real technical

    but do you know the history?

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  5. Originally posted by Firekrochfatty … well, you need a blow torch in one hand, and a fly swatter in the other, a propeller cap that spins badly, and an off-pink rotary phone on your lap, with the really long cord trailing behind you… and… you go on a quest for yellow shower stalls and ceiling fans that are spinning out of balance.

    It's at least what i do. you might wanna change stuff around to your efficient riding capabilities. I keep falling.

    Damn she's a freak in the sheets and a lady on the streets
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  6. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    ... well, you need a blow torch in one hand, and a fly swatter in the other, a propeller cap that spins badly, and an off-pink rotary phone on your lap, with the really long cord trailing behind you... and... you go on a quest for yellow shower stalls and ceiling fans that are spinning out of balance.

    It's at least what i do. you might wanna change stuff around to your efficient riding capabilities. I keep falling.
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  7. Technologist victim of incest
    I Live
    You are making me lol quite a few times tonight.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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  8. HTS highlight reel
    Dearest Hikikomori,

    I hope this missive finds you well. Life off these forums is very strange, but treats me well enough nonetheless. It has recently been brought to my attention that you're consuming the devil's own beverage known as "alcohol". As a dear friend of yours, someone who cares for you deeply, I feel it is my duty to ask you to stop. Reconsider drinking these "malted beers" - is getting "hopped up" really worth the price of your immortal soul? I suggest you embrace the path of temperance before you are led even further astray. Mayhap the fact that it tastes so much like a glass of sparkling water full of coins is a sign from the lord that you aren't meant to drink it. No child enjoys the taste of alcoholic beverages. And why? Because we aren't meant to. Because the Children are blessed with innocence and the foresight to know it's wrong. Please, for the sake of everyone who cares about you, please stop while you still can. πŸ₯°

    Yours In Christ,
    HTS

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  9. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi I have a jacket that reminds me of the guy from Drive, it's why I bought it


    LOL at the cat and pajamas
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  10. Originally posted by mmQ Hey wariat would you be embarrassed to have sex with a girl who was homeless at the time?

    I used to walk around giving out meth pipes with melted dope on the bowl to the prettiest Street girls I could find. Filthy whores are my type
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It wasnt part of my unemployment. It was part of the new stimulus package. It was actually $20,000 I forgot to put the extra zero.

    I'm getting another one next month for $200,000 and then finally one more for 2 million. I guess maybe you'll cowards just dont qualify!!
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  12. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i jacked off to the thought of me fucking myself.
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao.. most people don’t find the stuff I like very groovy I’m kinda eccentric not that I know what that word means but no lava lamp yet.. it’s on my wishlist...
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  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i sure dun did got him!
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  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Aww fat boi got acne?
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  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    now matt have wariat get some h off you kk? he rapes you. you kill in a truly fucked up tortuous way than you feel guilty for killing him. you rape his corpse than you do enough h and kill yoself

    kk? pretty please.
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Did you try dressing in a miniskirt and tucking your pen0r?
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  18. I would constantly phone into work and say I can't make it in I saw a homersexual on the bus and I'm gonna follow him home and beat him up.
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  19. I would have given you a standing ovation and tossed my underwear
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  20. He's just an honest American trying to make his way
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