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how many of you ever had sex with someone

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you met in public never knowing before and you and they had an attraction for one another. your eyes kept meeting and you smiled to one another. and instead of nothing happening like my entire lifes tory in countless times this happened sex somehow happened in your life thst night or thst dsy? Or does this only happen withg ays or lezbians but no actual women? meaning do hetero women always play nard tog et and act like they dont want or need sex and need you to nuy them shit like dinner first?
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  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That's literally the only way I do it.
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    this one time here in poland with a cougar in her late 40s she was even showing me her elgs and i could see her undies and was sitting newr me...
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The first couple sentences, at least.
  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just love when a chick shows me her elgs.
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by gadzooks That's literally the only way I do it.

    so sex ever occurred in any of these situations for you or was it the same as in my case a easte of energy because you never ended up trying ot was so nervous youf wiled as a result every time like me?
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat so sex ever occurred in any of these situations for you or was it the same as in my case a easte of energy because you never ended up trying ot was so nervous youf wiled as a result every time like me?

    I mean, I try...

    Sometimes I fail.

    Most times I end up all up in that pussy.

    At the end of they day, it's a gamble.

    But it's a game worth playing.

    Gnomesayin?
  8. #8
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wariat, I didn't know you had a ponytail.

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d78cdece93d5
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by gadzooks I just love when a chick shows me her elgs.

    well it was this coffee shop and she was actually sort of rude wnd argumentive claiming i can sit not next to her but on the close seat because she wanted a whole couch to herself st first snd i told her i need the spot enst to her on it so i could get to the wall outlet for my laptop battery. she like ordered me around telling me to sit there and not on the couch with her. but despite her rudeness and sttitude i still wanted to fuck her and we kept looking st eahc other and her legs and slightly her udnerwear was showing she kept the legs like sideways on top of one another and later i actually sat newr her and she told me tow atch some notebook until she comes back but took so long i started elaving only to realize she was coming bakc but then it ried to ask her if she wants some alcohol with me and i didnt realize she was driving as she said car earlier so fucked it up. i wanted to get fucked up with her at a less fancy place and go to the abr upstairs across the street thsn fuck her.
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I had sex with 3 hookers when I was 20. one time i didn't even have to pay for it because my roomie and this guy paid for it. that was alright i guess.. there was one time though that my plan was totally botched, I used to live with the mexican consolate here in austin and he a dirt bag for sure.. and totally cock blocked me one time, this girl was taking her sweet ass time to get to me and I just gave up and she randomly showed up without calling me back to let me let her in the house and just knocked on the door at 3 in the morning and fransisco opened up the door and was pissed off and told her to fuck off. And he was like "Doug.. I don't you're fucking whores coming over here to my house.." but then the next day started talking about it.

    He was like "She was really pretty, Doug.., do you still have her number?" "when she saw me and saw my rowdy bed head I knew she wanted me"

    But then I've banged a lot of girls online that I didn't know their name. I even banged this homeless girl once she was pretty but obviously crazy, like she would babble like she was a former shell of herself, she showed up at my place randomly after I got off work and I was like yeah fuck you, you can't just show up randomly like this. I didn't realize she was homeless at the time and she apologized and I told her to call me when coming over..

    She ent up coming back a week later and I ent up filming us fucking and after we were done she was like "is there anything want to do?" and I was like "take a nap" and she was like "do you have anything to eat?" so I gave a banana and she walked out and she had all of her shit strapped onto her bike.

    Ent up seeing her on a street corner while going with cupcake girl to go see failure and I was like "hey whats up doll" and she was like "hehe you're that guy" and I told her, do you want a couple bucks or come over just sleep in my cats room or with me? Because she obviously homeless and I felt bad, and she just chcukled and started pushing her bike with her stuff away down the street. oooh weeeel.

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  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol youre a fucking weirdo.
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  12. #12
    Yeah happens all the time
  13. #13
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by gadzooks I just love when a chick shows me her elgs.




    You too? I thought it was only me.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wat is to do sex is how babby formed?
  15. #15
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ Wat is to do sex is how babby formed?

    u put ur wiener in a wimins pee hole n u pee 2 geva it make babby?
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls u put ur wiener in a wimins pee hole n u pee 2 geva it make babby?

    I thought you had to pee in girl mouth to make babby?
  17. #17
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you're suppose to pee in their butt you artards
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ah sheet
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I had sex with 3 hookers when I was 20. one time i didn't even have to pay for it because my roomie and this guy paid for it. that was alright i guess.. there was one time though that my plan was totally botched, I used to live with the mexican consolate here in austin and he a dirt bag for sure.. and totally cock blocked me one time, this girl was taking her sweet ass time to get to me and I just gave up and she randomly showed up without calling me back to let me let her in the house and just knocked on the door at 3 in the morning and fransisco opened up the door and was pissed off and told her to fuck off. And he was like "Doug.. I don't you're fucking whores coming over here to my house.." but then the next day started talking about it.

    He was like "She was really pretty, Doug.., do you still have her number?" "when she saw me and saw my rowdy bed head I knew she wanted me"

    But then I've banged a lot of girls online that I didn't know their name. I even banged this homeless girl once she was pretty but obviously crazy, like she would babble like she was a former shell of herself, she showed up at my place randomly after I got off work and I was like yeah fuck you, you can't just show up randomly like this. I didn't realize she was homeless at the time and she apologized and I told her to call me when coming over..

    She ent up coming back a week later and I ent up filming us fucking and after we were done she was like "is there anything want to do?" and I was like "take a nap" and she was like "do you have anything to eat?" so I gave a banana and she walked out and she had all of her shit strapped onto her bike.

    Ent up seeing her on a street corner while going with cupcake girl to go see failure and I was like "hey whats up doll" and she was like "hehe you're that guy" and I told her, do you want a couple bucks or come over just sleep in my cats room or with me? Because she obviously homeless and I felt bad, and she just chcukled and started pushing her bike with her stuff away down the street. oooh weeeel.


    lmfao u fux homless chickšŸ¤£
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  20. #20
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol for drugs?
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