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2020-06-06 at 3:52 PM UTC in I miss warioattheir greasy unwashed pissbonners leak an awkward drip and slides down their pale and beiny shafts like the perpiration running down a beer mug
mother will never let us be together says hiki bitting octavians girthy nipple mournfully, his raftlike proboscis tickling the curly hairs of his chest
octavian smiles sweetly, his grin spanning ear to ear from the center of his phallic nasal protuberance playfully flicking hikis penis to life like an old woman at the grocery store gauging a ripe melon, and whispers “then we will elope”The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-06 at 3:13 PM UTC in My New GirlfriendIt brought me to the page to make an account and my girlfriend saw and got mad at me and now is telling me to go fuck myself and says she will make one too wow thanks a lot for being too retarded to post a picture retardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 1:55 PM UTC in Store owners fend off looters with guns
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol I saw a car battery that had like a little hammer on it and a flashlight and radio and probably sucked your dick too
I thought it was perfect for keeping a weapon in the car without a cop asking about it.
No need for your lawyer's baseball glove you know? Club type weapons are illegal for self defense
And yes even in Texas.
I have a knife.
And A club with nails nailed some of the way in. I was attacked by a pack of emus omce and luckily i had two if those bad boys on me to kick ass and chew bubble gumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-05 at 1:40 PM UTC in Store owners fend off looters with gunsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 12:47 AM UTC in I'm not sticking aroundWhat do you think star trek?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 5:23 AM UTC in OMG did the police ever fuck up on this one.
https://twitter.com/ColumbusPolice/status/1267568211370934272?s=20
They came across this bus and I guess it was blocking trafiic. I mean it is a bus and it is big. But the picture shows so yellow road markings or anything. Im guessing it was off to the side in more of a parking lot.
And they got a search warrant and think they have found all this stuff that is supplies for rioters and are talking about charges.
Only thing is I know this bus and I know what they actually found.
First off this bus belongs to a bunch of circus performers who also live out of it when they are on the road.
The bats and rocks they are talking about are actually juggling pins and juggling balls.
The meat cleavers are just that. Meat cleavers... they live out of the bus and need to cut meat.
The axes are for cutting wood for either the wood stove that is also on the bus or for camp fires.
Clubs and other projectiles could be anything but like I said that bus belongs to circus performers.
Dumb ass cops.
I can't wait to hear about how the circus is cancelled because the riot police saved the day by executing a search warrant and confiscating suspisions bowling pins.
Fucking idiots.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 5:18 AM UTC in Random pallets of bricks appearing in multiple protest locations across the USIronic how nobody says boo or even bats an eyelash when police shoot unarmed citizens by the thousands, get shielded by their police unions and prosecutor offices, lie about it, destroy/withhold evidence, get blanket immunity, sweep everything under the carpet, re-hire dirty cops they fire, and generally do whatever the fuck they want. Then those same people are all up in arms and shocked and outraged when something like this happens. They were totally fine with it, all cozy with it even, because it wasn't THEM, but now it it IS them, and the selective outrage roars. Let's all get angered by the effect, but we won't even talk about the cause. And it has NOTHING to do with racism. It has to do with systemic and unchecked corruption. No reforms for decades, even though such reforms have been recommended again and again and again. The only ones crying racism are the power-drunk politicians grubbing around for more attention and power for themselves, that's all. The "racism" is a ploy, by the same swamp creatures responsible for this mess. The problem is, you can't race ahead ignoring systematic corruption and then cry foul when people want to eliminate all law enforcement. It can't work that way. It's totally unreasonable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-02 at 5:59 AM UTC in Cool stuff you had when you was a kid
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2020-06-02 at 4:20 AM UTC in Full flow
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I hears they have a surgery where they stuff air bags into your sinuses and blow them up with TNT like an airbag and it TORALLY FCKS your face up like someone bashed your face out from the inside with a hammer and it will let you heal up amd be fill flow all the time. But then ot slowly collapses qnd next year you need it again
I’ve heard that from my patients. I call it getting your sinuses roto rootered. It does leave some people’s faces really bruised up, my Aunt has it done, and I’ve also heard it doesn’t last long.
Dare to get your roto rootered?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-01 at 9:15 PM UTC in me
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi I don't have a large nose at all though.
I'll admit that pic chintavian keeps posting makes it look big, but that's just the camera.
Inb4 "OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY THAT"
Well I took a good look at that pic and can tell myself.
I took that with this cheapshit phone.
I could post a new pic of me with the better phone.
Measure your nose and update us to the measurements.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-01 at 12:57 PM UTC in best looking nis maleThis one look at that smile at the end
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2020-06-01 at 12:44 PM UTC in "We have images of buildings that have been burnt on fire with specific triangles cut out."What do they mean by this
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2020-06-01 at 5:44 AM UTC in Fona 6-1-2020The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-01 at 4:54 AM UTC in Fona 6-1-2020Did u clean up the turd droppings u weirdo. What's happeningThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-31 at 4:48 PM UTC in Do you want your kids using drugs?
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Drugs are tools for the awakened. Most people are not mentally strong enough to handle a comedown, bad trip or addiction.
Everything in life is a lesson, most people experience these things without learning anything. All experience is valuable so if you can go into these with the proper mindset you will come out with knowledge most people don't have.
ITT: Nobody has been to alternate dimensions or seen the celestial insignificance of our human existence for themselves.
Then they wonder why they are pissed off in traffic while I'm sitting here thinking of how great it is to be alive. Ever since a DOM trip years ago I now see colors in HD.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-29 at 10:47 PM UTC in Fona 05-29-2020how mad would you be if you came home early from work just to walk in on chell taking in a BBC [or two]?
srs qstn.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-29 at 10:16 PM UTC in Do you want your kids using drugs?I smoke crack with both my kidsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-29 at 8:45 PM UTC in Why do blacks always riot over thug niggers
Originally posted by ORACLE It was an intentional killing, as even a literal termite can compute what happens when you squish them, like his neck. Nobody puts their knee on someone's neck thinking it'll be ok unless they are a literal mong. In which case they shouldn't have a badge and gun.
A knee on the neck is a fair move but the guy was handcuffed and bleeding. If you can't control someone in cuffs while you have non lethal weapons like pepper spray, baton and taser you are a bitch. He was just a meat head like wariat who wants to fuck someone up like luciano and be a tuff guy and end up in prison for doing some dumb meat head shit. He probably thought he was doing some badass sleeper knee UFC hold.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-29 at 7:58 PM UTC in Fona 05-29-2020The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-29 at 7:13 PM UTC in Fona 05-29-2020also reminds me when i was 19 @ a friends house blowing clouds and one guy out of nowhere started cutting my friend's lawn @ 2:00 in the morning with a loud fucking lawn mower in a suburban neighborhood having a neighbor-to-neighbor layout.
shit was funny as hell.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
