2019-03-14 at 5 PM UTC
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my shit wont flush
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
The smell is fine if it's your own…lets not pretend we don't like the smell of our own shits and farts.
What about the smell of your own shit when you poop so much that it mounds above the water level in the bowl? Smell not too bad until this happens.
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Originally posted by Archer513
I got lotsa nudes
I certainly got more nekkid pictures on DH than this place.
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Send nekkid pictures to my in-box, NOW, bitches!!!
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The bullshit of Beanz The baloney of Ban gers n Mash The drool of Dr. Cracker The crap of Crumpet Dreams The bullshit of Burt Hurt The overbearingness of Olaf the German The malarkey of Monkey Harris The pettiness of Pritti Princess The unluckiness of Uncle Bulgaria The goofiness of Gustaf Deutsche The craziness of Cupid's Stunt The nastiness of Knee Grow The audacity of Adolf Friendly The dastardliness of Dirty Monocle The jiggling breasts of Jiggaboo Johnson
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2019-03-03 at 7:44 PM UTC
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War until weed
OK. I'm glad you made that perfectly clear.
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2019-03-03 at 8:51 PM UTC
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PANNY IS A FAGGOT BITCH!
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2019-03-03 at 7:15 PM UTC
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PANNY IS A FAGGOT BITCH!
Originally posted by Grylls
i train ufc ill fuck u up
That's all fine and dandy until you encounter someone who carries and trains with Smith and Wesson.
VIDEO Oh, and...one of the finest poopers I've seen in quite a while!!!
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The moment I see his name I start to scroll past his shit as quickly as possible. So infantile and BORING ! ! !
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Originally posted by ~L J~
Happy Saturday to ya, stl 😝🙋🏼♀️😘
Back at ya, little leprechaun.
Send nekkid pictures of you and your pot o' gold.
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Rosie is going to eat your liver.
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2019-02-26 at 5:40 PM UTC
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getting lampooned
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Really…it's 3 fucking letters…
From the guy who made the thread:
What as the last thing in your mouth?
Jiggaboo_Johnson
W-A-S is also only three little letters.
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Her name was Rosie, but she was kind of a pig.
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2019-02-19 at 6:26 PM UTC
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The good deed thread
Is there a doctor in the house? One that can fix broken arms of Boo and DTE from patting themselves on their backs?
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Are you asking "Would I lie to you just to get in your pants?" No, that's never happened.
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Too much is just too fucking much.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
What the hell do you do?
What you do is you save a freaking ton of money. Everything gets jacked up in prices. That $10 dozen roses becomes $30 that week. Specials at restaurants (if you can stand the wait or even be able to get in) are specially double priced. Your woman also expects jedielry. Keep your money in the bank or get a hooker. At least then you know you'll get laid for all that money.
I don't seem bitter, do I?
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2019-02-06 at 8:46 PM UTC
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Store enterance scanners
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
fishing leads are required by law to be lead free.
I guess you missed the part where I said "old".
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Give me a fucking break. Laughable.
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2019-02-03 at 6:46 PM UTC
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Is Apple Dying?
I just read that the average age of an apple you buy in a grocery store is 14 months old.
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There is no feeling like living in a house with a paid off mortgage. Now, if those motherfuckers would just quit jacking up my taxes every two years!
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