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  1. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Because Jorelle is a non-stop idiot surpassing even Lanny's ability to endure idiots?
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  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No different than marrying an actress…they are always doing those love scenes etc, having their tits sucked for millions to see and simulating (yeah sure) sexual congress with a slew of actors.



    Don't forget Harvey Weinstein has fucked them all either.
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  3. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Grimace What is the point of this thread?



    To discover the meaning of life?
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  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl



    Jill looks amazingly like the girl I went out with all through high school.

    Hooty-hoot!
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  5. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by 🐿 I never read thank you notes sent to me.



    If you send me a nekkid picture, I promise to write you a very sincere and thoughtful "Thank You" note.
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  6. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Can I cheat on her with a skinny broad?
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  7. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    She's HOT ! ! !
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  8. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao!@ And if you order right now

    We’ll send you 12 for the price of one ! 😁😂



    Guaranteed to be genuine plastic and bent wire.

    Don't settle for imitations!
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  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Spare me your shock at Trump’s sellout to Putin

    Leonard Pitts Jr. Miami Herald

    Jul 19, 2018


    “Lawmakers in both major parties and former intelligence officials appeared shocked...”

    — The Chicago Tribune


    “U.S. lawmakers of both political parties reacted with shock...”

    — Voice of America


    “Some of Mr. Trump’s own advisers privately said they were shocked ...”

    — The New York Times


    “Shocked?” Really?

    After almost two years of unending chaos, the only shocking thing about Donald Trump’s disastrous Helsinki press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin is that some people were apparently shocked. That suggests they expected better, which, in turn, suggests they still don’t understand what we’re dealing with.

    They don’t get that there’s no pivot coming, no magic moment when Trump becomes thoughtful, intelligent, presidential. He will not grow into the job, or change, or improve. What you see is what you get. What you see is what there is.

    That should be obvious by now to anyone with eyes. And if it was disappointing to hear that some observers were “shocked,” it was downright gag-inducing to see certain members of his party line up to condemn him and the Trump whisperers at Fox blanch and gulp at his behavior. As if they had not long enabled, rationalized and defended with specious reasoning and strategic outrage this amateur-hour presidency.

    They — along with 63 million voters — sold America out on a promise of white primacy restored and tax cuts for billionaires. That was made glaringly clear — again — on an international stage this week as Trump abased himself, and by extension, us, cozying up to an autocratic thug whose regime has strangled democracy, stolen land and murdered dissenters. Faced with such unalloyed evil, Trump did everything except roll over to have his tummy scratched.

    Strained relations? He said “both countries” were to blame. Russian misbehavior? He failed to name any.

    Asked about the U.S. intelligence community’s conclusion that Russia interfered in the 2016 election, he touted Putin’s “extremely strong and powerful” denial.

    Asked directly if he believes Putin over his own intelligence chiefs, he declared his “confidence in both parties,” an act of moral spinelessness reminiscent of last year when he equated neo-Nazis with those who protested against them. Like a squid squirting ink to cover its escape, he ducked the issue of Russian meddling by renewing his obsession with Hillary Clinton’s email servers (“Where are they?”) and Robert Mueller’s investigation (“witch hunt”).

    His nation under attack and the head of the attacking regime standing next to him, Trump was everything he professes to despise. Weak. Feeble. Impotent.

    The man who thought Colin Kaepernick unpatriotic for kneeling could not bring himself to stand up for his country.

    The man who insults, berates and belittles our allies could not bring himself to rebuke one of our greatest adversaries.

    The man who sees threats in the eyes of Honduran children could see no threat in a murderous tyrant with nuclear arms.

    It was appalling, yes. But it was also predictable. And that’s an important point, because if we are to survive this existential emergency, it starts with being clear-eyed about the clear and present danger we face. This is not a good man, not a patriotic man, not a moral, smart or brave man. All of us should know that by now.

    So yes, let us be angry, be determined, be resilient, but let us not be shocked by Trump. That’s a waste of time. November is coming.

    Let him be shocked by us.
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  10. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    China.

    Population of 1.38 billion.
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  11. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can't really be unfair to the dead…lol



    Tell that to the guy buried at the bottom of the mass grave!
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  12. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    So, you bought yourself a Tall Tale Tape Measure, OP?

    Or, did an old girlfriend buy you one as a gift to make you feel better?



    Apply Extra Inches to Anything

    The Tall Tale Tape Measure isn’t exclusive to fishing – you can enlarge any aspect of your life to fool friends and family. The Tall Tale Tape Measure makes for a fantastic birthday present or stocking filler for both kids and adults. The fun never stops when you can back up exaggeration with evidence! Beat your best friend’s record catch instantly by applying the Tall Tale Tape Measure and start adding 33% more Length, Width or Girth to anything that you measure today. All you have to do is make sure you keep this secret closely guarded and away from standard tape measures. This also makes the perfect gift for any fisherman in your life.
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  13. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by stl1


    Glenn Ford knew how to deal with uppity wimmins!
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  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    For being such a loser, I sure seem to occupy a lot of space in the minds of those who attempt to disparage me.

    Too bad I don't remember them.
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  15. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Manonfire Ur making me want to bone u



    Get in line, Bubba!

    Big hug, darlin'!
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  16. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    No.

    I'm harassing you because it always brings me pleasure, bored or not.
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  17. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Archer513 Why she wearin a jacket in the Southwest in June anyway?

    She should be in a bikini 😍

    It was about the stupid leftist lying media anyway

    Not kids



    IF it was about the stupid leftist lying media, the kindest thing I can say about that jacket is that our First Lady must be politically tone deaf . And, her handlers are even worse for letting that image out, especially on this trip. One (actually many) more demonstrations of incompetence from this administration.
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  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Enterita Riddance. The word is "riddance", you stupid cunt.

    You literally have a son and can't spell basic words. Not to mention you spend your free time on a website used to hook up with men. Jesus fucking christ…



    It must feel nice to think of yourself as so superior. As a rule, I would think one should make sure all was correct when correcting another on their spelling.

    I believe Christ should have been capitalized.
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  19. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    SMART ASS ANSWER #6

    It was mealtime during an airline flight.

    'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

    'What are my choices?' John asked.

    'Yes or no.' she replied.



    SMART ASS ANSWER #5

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

    Without missing a beat, she said 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'



    SMART ASS ANSWER #4

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

    The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...'



    SMART ASS ANSWER #3

    The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day.' the officer said.

    The kid replied 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'

    When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.



    SMART ASS ANSWER #2

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

    Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says 'Got stuck, huh?'

    The truck driver says 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'



    #1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

    A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

    The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
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