Originally posted by POLECAT
I'll be looking pretty smert
Umm...that's NEVER going to happen.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Jokes aren't allowed here.
We allow you to post, don't we?
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2022-01-10 at 5:06 PM UTC
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Lancer rough idle problem
This trick is cheap, easy and worthwhile. Pop the hood in the dark and look to see if you see any sparks from your ignition/spark plug wires going to ground indicating a need to replace the wires. Probably not your problem but an easy check.
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2022-01-11 at 3:02 PM UTC
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Wellhung r u homeless?
Hopefully, Mattchew is mooching off a hotel that not only has free continental breakfast but also a sauna or at least a hot tub this time of year so he can stay warm.
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2022-01-10 at 7:38 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
There was an insurrection?
Not according to Faux News.
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INSIDER
A World War II soldier's letter to his mother from 1945 has just been delivered to his surviving widow, 76 years after sending it
ydzhanova@businessinsider.com (Yelena Dzhanova)
A letter from a 22-year-old Army sergeant written in 1945 was finally delivered — 76 years later.
The letter was intended for the mother of Sgt. John Gonsalves, but USPS tracked down his widow and sent it to her instead.
Reading the letter made her feel "like he came back to me," Angelina Gonsalves said.
A letter from a World War II soldier written in 1945 has just been just delivered — 76 years later.
The letter, written by 22-year-old Army sergeant John Gonsalves, was supposed to be delivered from Germany to his mother in Woburn, Massachusetts, in 1945 according to Boston 25 News, a Fox affiliate.
Only toward the end of 2020 was the letter finally delivered. It suddenly appeared at a United States Postal Service facility in Pittsburgh for processing and distribution, Boston 25 News reported.
The mother has since died, but the USPS tracked down the next of kin for Gonsalves, delivering the letter to Angelina, his widow.
The two met five years after he had sent off the letter. Receiving and reading the letter was "amazing" and surprising to Angelina, she told Boston 25 News.
In the letter, Gonsalves updated his mother on his health, saying he was doing okay and wished for better food.
"Dear, Mom. Received another letter from you today and was happy to hear that everything is okay," he wrote in the letter from central Germany. "As for myself, I'm fine and getting along okay. But as far as the food it's pretty lousy most of the time."
Gonsalves died in 2015 at the age of 92, the New York Times reported. In addition to the letter, USPS attached a note expressing condolences for Angelina's loss. The couple had been married for 61 years and had five children together.
"We are uncertain where this letter has been for the past seven-plus decades, but it arrived at our facility approximately six weeks ago," the letter says, according to Boston 25 News. "Due to the age and significance to your family history… delivering this letter was of utmost importance to us."
Reading the letter made Angelina feel "like he came back to me," she said in an interview with Boston 25 News.
"Imagine that! Seventy-six years!" Angelina said. "I just I couldn't believe it. And then just his handwriting and everything. It was just so amazing."
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2022-01-08 at 4:28 PM UTC
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CORNED BEEF HASH and eggs
I open a can of corned beef hash and spread it evenly in the pan pushing it down with a fork. I let it cook on high for a while uncovered because I like the "crusties". I then add three eggs and cover the pan (with a glass lid for viewing) to steam the eggs. Cook eggs to desired consistency. Transfer to plate and add salsa liberally!
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2022-01-08 at 5:05 PM UTC
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CORNED BEEF HASH and eggs
Originally posted by Solstice
I tell myself that you do this for comedy value because it's less depressing to me that way.
I also usually several times a week will take a large potato and grate it to make hash browns. I put a tablespoon or so of oil in the pan and heat until the oil starts to shimmer. Add the hash browns and smash with a fork. I usually add spices (chicken and Cajun) at this point. Cook until get a good crust on bottom. Remove the hash browns by flipping them onto a plate while you add another tablespoon of oil. Reinstall hash browns into pan crusty side up. Cook for a while to develop crust on bottom before adding three eggs. Cover with glass lid while eggs steam to desired consistency. Remove to plate and salt and pepper to taste.
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2022-01-06 at 8:42 PM UTC
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BradleyBs Better Beef Stew
Just made two gallons of stew. The high today was 19 degrees (at midnight) and it's currently only 17. So, a good day for stew!
Stew meat
Hot sausage
Frozen peas
Frozen green beans
Frozen corn
Red onion
Yellow onion
Mushrooms
Beef broth
Chicken broth
Carrots
Green pepper
Potatoes
Cabbage
Steak seasoning
Cajun seasoning
Edit to add: Celery
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Here's a generic chicken and rice recipe for you:
Fill a roasting pan with 1/2 of an inch layer or so of rice (after spraying with Pam). Add packet of dry onion soup mix. Add can(s) of cream of soup(s) (chicken, mushroom, celery). Add spices/pepper to taste. Add water to get to soupy consistency. Stir all ingredients together and then submerge chicken pieces (whole cut up chicken, thighs, drumsticks or breasts, etc.) Bake at 350 degrees until chicken temperature reaches 165 degrees and the rice is cooked and no longer too soupy.
Real good. Real easy. Leftovers, depending on size made.
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2022-01-06 at 6:20 PM UTC
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Sad update
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Was was the name of that fat DH gay dude who pretended to be a woman and talked about bathing in shit and getting ass fucked with a knife?
I sent that knife to Jiggly Booty to use to cut up his vegetables for his stew.
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Bald with sidewalls. (At least that's how it used to look.)
His e-mail is
www.jeffersonbarracksnationalcemetary.com.
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Originally posted by frala
Why don’t you just provide your own damn thoughts for a change
Orange man bad!
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Use your newfound insight to make your world, and the world for those following you, better.
It seems you drew the short stick in the game of life from the onset. My great-grandfather migrated from Ireland and worked his life digging ditches for the gas company. My grandfather didn't do a whole lot better. My dad retired from mid-level management for Ma Bell.
I feel myself blessed to have had the parents I did.
Where do you see yourself in your family's yet-to-be-written story?
Use this time to think about your future and the future of what you want those to follow you will become. Take a deep look at why you are as you are and how who you will be to those who follow.
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I replace my tires when they look like my dad's head.
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2022-01-02 at 12:13 AM UTC
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Attic Attack!
Well, now we know where he hides his smuggled drugs, don't we?
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2021-12-31 at 4:11 PM UTC
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Im very sick.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I've never worn a mask or injected any of the concoctions, BUT I'M STILL ALIVE. How is this possible?
TRY LEAVING YOUR HOUSE.
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2021-12-30 at 10:14 PM UTC
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Im very sick.
I thought that was the clap that did that.
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