2020-05-05 at 3:45 PM UTC
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Don't forget the udder one.
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2020-05-04 at 3:31 PM UTC
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CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Originally posted by chzbrgr
You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
You seem like a lot of fun.
Wanna party?
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2020-05-03 at 5:30 PM UTC
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FUNNY PORN
Show the video of your mom making fun of your small member.
That one always makes me laugh.
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I think you better look up that definition.
You got it ass backwards.
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I'm going to ASSume one lb. of shit per day because it's easy and can't be more than half wrong.
365 lbs. of shit times 80 years equals 29,200 lbs. of shit produced in a lifetime.
That's 14.6 tons of shit apiece.
Half as much for Itybit.
Twice as much for Mattchew.
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"That time of the month" alert ! ! !
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2020-04-27 at 12:39 PM UTC
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We were both very young. Probably late teens or very early 20s.
It could be a 4 lane superhighway by now. Who knows?
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2020-04-26 at 5:07 PM UTC
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Can you speak Spanish?
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2020-04-26 at 4:31 PM UTC
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My mom is a fucking idiot
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
I already plan on killing myself.
Life is boring and shitty and I have no desire to go on and another thing … I really DO NOT want to be an adult.
Someday I'm going to look into the mirror and any symbolence of youth will be gone and what will be in my reflection will be an old man and that is NOT ME.
I'm not joking when I say I'm transaged, I'm literally the same person I was as a 15 - 17 year old, that's me and that is who I will always be so that's another reason I plan on killing myself.
I'm not lazy, I really cannot function on my own and idk if I was born this way or if it was the bicycle accident, I have always had issues but I have super abilities for certain things, like some form of autism idk.
I live right next to a railroad with active trains that pass by two times a day, I might jump in front of it idk.
I do know that I want my suicide to be quick and painless so it has to be instant, would being crushed by a train work?
A very good friend of mine jumped in front of a cement truck after being drafted and serving in Korea during Viet Nam. It didn't kill him but did turn him into a quadriplegic with very little arm movement in a wheelchair. They initially had him sandwiched in a special bed with webbing so he could be "flipped" to prevent bed sores. He lasted twenty years or so outside of the hospital and learned computers for the government before he couldn't take it any more. He successfully hung himself off of his wheelchair. He called me the night before to say goodbye but I didn't realize it at the time as I was too involved in my own divorce and an ex dying of AIDS.
Do you want this to be your future? Get some help, son.
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2020-04-21 at 2:25 PM UTC
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Is this a wildebeest?
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You will be OK as long as you drink some Lysol afterwards and expose your dick to a good sunburn according to our President.
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Trump practices medicine like he practices being president.
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It sounds like someone lost his girlfriend to a girl.
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2020-04-25 at 3:56 AM UTC
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The Liar Tweets Tonight
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It's Tech.
A one cupper.
lol
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Originally posted by Wariat
100 this. all day this 100 %
what a moron she is. she thinks she is superior or something to me and has some right to judge.
She is.
She always will be.
Accept the fact.
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2020-04-21 at 1:29 PM UTC
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What’s more important?
We need to get all the gentleman's clubs opened back up immediately.
I'll be waiting at Tech's table with a hand full of sweaty dollars.
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2020-04-20 at 1:42 PM UTC
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New Yorkers plan Rent Strike
Originally posted by cigreting
why do you think i posted on this thread? I own rental property, peasant
far from poor
I thought you sounded like a slumlord.
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