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Would You Enjoy/Use My New Dating Game "He Said, She Said"?

  1. #1
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    With the wimminfolk all up in arms these days about men and dating, I thought up a new game that might help clear any legal obstacles as well as be a lot of fun. You would each get a packet of cards with statements such as "I allow ________ to hold/touch my hand." followed by a line for a signature and date. This would progress through kissing, back rubs, neck nibbling, breast/chest fondling through clothes, unbuttoning shirt, removing bra, fondling bare breast, sucking and kissing bare breast, massaging crotch through clothing, unbuttoning/unzipping and removal of pants, removal of panties/boxers/tighty whities, fondling/manipulation of sexual organs externally/internally, oral stimulation of sexual organs, penetration of/by sexual organs, anal play, toy play, etc., etc. There would also be blank forms with activities to be filled out by the participants for even more daring activities. The game would also come with envelopes for each participant to keep and save the forms signed by their partner for future reference, if ever needed. No more "He said, she said."

    The purpose of the game would be to have both parties agree beforehand to any sexual activity so that there could be no disagreement at a later date over consent.

    Would you play this game? Would it really cramp your style or do you think that it just might be a fun way to extend foreplay and sexual satisfaction? You could not be forced to going to the next step until you were thoroughly satisfied with the previous step. Would the women sometimes surprise the men with their requests/consents?

    Who would like this game more, men or women?

    Does anyone have other suggestions for cards?
  2. #2
    I'm not sure that would be appealing to anyone outside very specific fetishes

    I'm just going to have sex like a normal person, and the first time I go to jail for false rape accusations I will viciously assault said accuser sexually, mentally, physically and any other way I can think of

    By the time I'm done, she probably won't even be able to walk or speak

    I would then calmly walk down to the nearest police station and turn myself in
  3. #3
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I can just imagine Juicebox's inbox filling up with date requests!
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by infinityshock ass rapes lannyfag in the mouth and he likes it there wouldnt be any of this '#metoo' bullshit if you mother fucking retards would learn how to bury the bodies so they cant be found.



    Invent your own damn game.

    Call it "Can You Find Jimmy Hoffa?"

    Kind of a "Where's Waldo?" thingy.
  5. #5
    I just need to see her tits/ass to decide if she will make a good wife or not.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by stl1 I can just imagine Juicebox's inbox filling up with date requests!

    In all seriousness I'm more of a femdom type guy so hopefully I won't have to worry about false rape accusations

    I'd love to hear a woman try to explain how I raped her while tied to a chair/bed
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Juicebox In all seriousness I'm more of a femdom type guy so hopefully I won't have to worry about false rape accusations

    I'd love to hear a woman try to explain how I raped her while tied to a chair/bed

    I could do it.
  8. #8
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Juicebox In all seriousness I'm more of a femdom type guy so hopefully I won't have to worry about false rape accusations

    I'd love to hear a woman try to explain how I raped her while tied to a chair/bed



    Note to self:

    Pack more blank forms!
  9. #9
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What do you ladies think?

    Could you see this getting "interesting"?
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