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  1. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Been there, done that.

    I came out of my first marriage to a woman who had an ectopic pregnancy with her first husband, blowing out one Fallopian tube in the process. She got pregnant by me and blew out her other tube with another ectopic pregnancy. After our divorce, I rebounded by marrying a gal with three kids under 14 and then we had three kids born in less than 2 1/2 years.

    She made us live like pigs. The front rooms didn't look too bad but you couldn't walk in the bedroom from the layer of dirty clothes on the floor. At one point, because of water leaking into the basement when it rained (120 year old house with stone foundation), I scraped 18 thirty gallon trash bags of wet, moldy clothes off of the basement floor and to the curb for the trashman. She was a teacher and always was joining one committee or another putting her many extracurricular activities ahead of her marriage, her children and me.

    We got divorced after I caught her cheating while our children were just 3, 4 and 5 years old. She got custody while I lost seeing my children daily and had to pay child support.

    Now that her first three children are older with divorces of their own, etc., they now seem to accept me more and see their mother in her true self. I no longer get shunned by them at family gatherings.

    The ex was 118 lbs. when we met. She easily weighs more than twice that now. At least I dodged that bullet!
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I don't want anyone to know which city I live in.
  3. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by benny vader fresh pussy smells like Jiggaboo.
  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol. I “fit in” with a bunch of black sheep, freaks and geeks. Yes I’ve won Miss America.

    People have always either loved or hated me. It was that way on DH and it’s no different here. If I were you guys I’d stop obsessing over it.



    I'm sorry, but who were you on DH?

    Serious question.
  5. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl



    Jill looks amazingly like the girl I went out with all through high school.

    Hooty-hoot!
  6. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    CHICKEN ! ! !
  7. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Terrible terrible unimaginatatative fix. I feel embarassment for you.



    He's used to it by now.
  8. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Belly button bonanza.
  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Boo was referring to you, Bad Matt.
  10. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by 🐿 I never read thank you notes sent to me.



    If you send me a nekkid picture, I promise to write you a very sincere and thoughtful "Thank You" note.
  11. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Where I do my most reading.

    AKA "The Library".
  12. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Yes, you've been a great addition here.
  13. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Cupo-

    Do you mind if I put my hands on your titties and in your giner?
  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by itybit Well that was quite the read……..wow



    Yeah...whip me, beat me and tell me I'm no good.

    Sorry, I've been married.
  15. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by A College Professor blisterz. so to be clear, you are nonherpys mike? which one is herpy mike??



    He's PiggyMikey or, if you prefer...RosieMikey.
  16. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wow note to self: I need to read this thread.



    Best "wall of text" I've ever read.

    Damn, I'm so glad I lead a boring life.
  17. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Payment to be made in those little packets stolen from McD's, Burger King, etc.
  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Does your sock need to be attached somehow, or does it just stick there by itself, Boo?
  19. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try rubbing one out before night night time.



    Oh, and it's "out of body" experience, not "outer body" just in case anyone wants to Google it.
  20. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ The true test of a MASTER DEBATER is to have them switch sides and still win their argument.



    Jigaboo Johnson is a mastur debater. Rumor has it that he had to leave jolly old England one step ahead of the constables over some sort of incidence involving crossdressing, trollops and bestiality.
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