2018-09-14 at 5:26 PM UTC
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Bastard Factory
So, what you are saying, if I understand you correctly, is that you are not lacking a penis in the throat?
2018-09-14 at 5:06 PM UTC
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New Toe Album
Is it a very structured sound or more free style?
Give me some Toe jam.
2018-09-14 at 5:04 PM UTC
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Attn: Zanick
Besides keys, does your dog eat your homework too?
2018-09-14 at 4:57 PM UTC
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Bastard Factory
Will "everything" be pink in this new section?
This discussion reminds me of when I used to go to strip joints years ago. I would always gravitate to the friendly ladies, even if there were a bunch of hotter, stuck up bitches. It pisses me off when the lady acts like her shit don't stink and she is doing you a favor. Give me one with a smile on her face and a glint in her eye any day.
2018-09-14 at 3:35 PM UTC
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I was just in the woods
All fake wrestling moves.
That wolf is going to enjoy his meal.
2018-09-14 at 1:52 PM UTC
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I was just in the woods
What were you dressed as, Boo?
2018-09-13 at 12:06 PM UTC
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FEMA Has A Waffle House Index
Business Insider
People are keeping a close eye on Waffle House as Hurricane Florence churns toward the East Coast — and there's a weird reason why
Mary Hanbury
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has an unusual way to track the severity of a natural disaster, and it involves Waffle House restaurants.
The chain, whose restaurants are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, is famous for staying open during many natural disasters. When it closes, that suggests an event was especially bad and likely to have devastating effects on the economy.
Because of this, FEMA internally uses an unofficial "Waffle House Index" to track potentially dangerous events.
"If a Waffle House store is open and offering a full menu, the index is green," a 2011 article in the magazine EHS Today says. "If it is open but serving from a limited menu, it's yellow. When the location has been forced to close, the index is red."
This doesn't just show FEMA how quickly a business might rebound, it also shows it how the larger community is doing.
Herpes Mike is in trouble for the next couple of days as he sees his dating meeting places shut down. He will, on the other hand, save $10 in gas money for each missed date.
DHers will get this. NISers won't.
2018-09-12 at 10:47 PM UTC
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Kiss My Grits
It's split, but it ain't broke!
2018-09-12 at 9:48 PM UTC
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Chunkers
Roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spot.
