2018-11-19 at 6:50 PM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
May she rest eternally in peace.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Will, once again, be enjoying a plate of spotted dick on Thanksgiving.
Hello? My name is _send nekkid pictures_.
We'll go from there, Cupo.
I like how Tech pets her pussy for me when I call her in the wee hours of the morning. She keeps a running narrative going of what she is doing to herself and how it makes her feel up until she starts getting excited. I can tell when she starts going "Oh, oh, oh...until she lets out an "Oh, my god!!!" She then very politely encourages me until I finish. Damn good sport she is!
2018-11-17 at 6:31 PM UTC
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Speaking of smells ....
Speaking of smells...
The old blind gentleman always gave out a hearty "Hello, ladies!" every time he walked past the fish market.
2018-11-16 at 9:11 PM UTC
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drinking vodka @ 2:26 pm
The only thing that was holy was the canoe.
2018-11-16 at 8:56 PM UTC
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Winter Projects
Congratulations, Ity.
Tell us more about your new house.
2018-11-16 at 8:46 PM UTC
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drinking vodka @ 2:26 pm
The drunkest I ever stayed was on a float trip with a bunch of people from a bar. All day long but never got stupid drunk, puking, passing out, etc. Jumped in the water when needed to get rid of old beer. Someone brought a watermelon they had shot full of vodka. Good day and didn't even get a hangover.
2018-11-16 at 8:40 PM UTC
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Winter Projects
In that case, I guess "shovel snow" doesn't count.
2018-11-16 at 8:32 PM UTC
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Forest fires
Was that the Kavanaugh train?
2018-11-16 at 8:30 PM UTC
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Forest fires
No, but the onion rings are, Ity!
Big hug, little one!
Edit: DAMN, too slow!
2018-11-16 at 3:33 PM UTC
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Forest fires
It will explode after your gas tank goes kaboom from driving through fire.
