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2019-05-15 at 3:51 PM UTC in What did you succeeded in doing today ???So far today, I've managed to get out of bed and drink a cup of coffee.
It's a tough life but someone has to do it. -
2019-05-14 at 10:49 PM UTC in Give me some skin niggas9 centimeters?
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2019-05-14 at 10:44 PM UTC in Bakersfield womenzBakersfield, CA is where KK (Klassy Klown) from DH teaches and lives.
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2019-05-14 at 10:37 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wageDaughter's leak fixed. I had to repack the water/shower valves. $3 for a package of packing. Plumber would have easily charged $200.
They would have charged Boo at least $300! -
2019-05-14 at 6:04 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wageSorry, have to leave to work for free.
A plumbing leak at my daughter's house. -
2019-05-14 at 5:55 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wage
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2019-05-14 at 5:53 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wage
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The same that goes wrong for 52% of the population..she gets old and saggy, it all goes to shit, the husband leaves her for someone 20yrs her junior…the dogs die, the son moves out…she buys the cats and starts smelling of urine and cream cheese.
The whole "FUCK TEXAS" thingy really triggered the Boo. -
2019-05-14 at 4:55 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wageThey are both males and neutered. Son is 2 1/2 and they have never been a problem. The only time they get excited is around other dogs, not people.
I had the same fears about pit bulls as you, at first. -
2019-05-14 at 4:52 PM UTC in Give me some skin niggasVoice of experience?
Sorry, the debil made me do it! -
2019-05-14 at 4:50 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wage
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2019-05-14 at 4:47 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wage
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2019-05-14 at 4:44 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wageLow interest rates make people buy new homes and refinance which makes my daughter's day!
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2019-05-14 at 4:39 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wageMy daughter has a college degree that is like two sentences long and is an independent bank loan officer (working under a company). While her paycheck varies and totally depends on how hard she works, she recently told me that she got a two week check that, if she did that every paycheck, would amount to a quarter million a year. She has also gone with only one contract in a month and gotten almost nothing. She is a hard worker and has been her companies top producer for the last two months.
Get a degree. Work hard. -
2019-05-14 at 4:27 PM UTC in They're hiring ... above Minimum wageMy son is a union millwright and currently working at the newly being built Amazon installing miles of conveyors. He's working six days a week at over $30/hr. and will top out at $38/hr. when becomes a full journeyman.
Learn a skill. Join a union. -
2019-05-14 at 3:44 PM UTC in I don't make a ton of money ..
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2019-05-14 at 3:24 PM UTC in Do different contexts call for different words for penis be to be used?One-eyed trouser trout.
Little Elvis. -
2019-05-12 at 9:13 PM UTC in Can we find a better way to stop the dick pics?But hey...it was funny...THE FIRST TIME!
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2019-05-12 at 9:12 PM UTC in Im dropping a huge deuce
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2019-05-12 at 6:49 PM UTC in Happy Mother's Day, LadiesIsn't it nice to get a gift on Mother's Day, Girl?
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2019-05-12 at 6:18 PM UTC in Happy Mother's Day, LadiesMom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.
Joke submitted by Stephen C., Salem, Va.
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.
Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.
Joke submitted by Christopher W., Gladwyne, Pa.
Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Dad: No.
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
Joke submitted by Steven F. II, Naperville, Ill.
Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
Joke submitted by Matthew W. , San Antonio, Tex.
Doug: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all.
Dan: How do you know?
Doug: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer.
Joke submitted by Doug D., Wellington, Fla.
Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
John: Mom said to cut the comedy.
Joke submitted by John C., Granbury, Tex.
Erin: What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Fran: What?
Erin: “We’re gonna have a BB!”
Joke submitted by Erin K., Tallahassee, Fla.
Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!
Joke submitted by Matthew C., Gladstone, Mo.
A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.
“How do you know?” the boy asks.
The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
Joke submitted by Niles L., Acton, Mass.
Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Hippo: I give up.
Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!
Joke submitted by Jake P., Omaha, Neb.
Matthew: What did the mother rope say to her child?
Jim: What?
Matthew: “Don’t be knotty.”
Joke submitted by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.
Daffynition: Minimum—A small mother.
Joke submitted by Matthew St., St. James, Mo.
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
Joke submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.
Jack: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Bill: What?
Jack: It’s time to go to sweep!
Joke submitted by Matt S. N., Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
Joke submitted by Jake T., Worcester, Mass.
Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
Bobbie: East?
Robbie: No. Larry.
Joke submitted by Robbie B., Quarryville, Pa.
Daffynition: Sweater—something you wear when your mother gets cold.
Joke submitted by Danny L., San Marcos, Calif.
Pee Wee: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Westy: What?
Pee Wee: “Look, Ma! No hands!”
Joke submitted by Jairo S., Bakersfield, Calif.
Ben: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?
Jerry: I dunno.
Ben: It was way past its threadtime!
Joke submitted by Rich P., Round Rock, Tex.
