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2019-09-28 at 7:38 PM UTC in Trump DumpThe public is getting poled by Trump.
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2019-09-28 at 7:32 PM UTC in my mouth is fucking burnt and im fucking angryMouth syphilis.
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2019-09-28 at 3 PM UTC in Sec. of State Mike Pompeo Subpoenaed By Three House Committees For Failure To Produce Ukraine DocumentsThen what is your problem?
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2019-09-28 at 2:57 PM UTC in Sec. of State Mike Pompeo Subpoenaed By Three House Committees For Failure To Produce Ukraine DocumentsTech, Spectral just "misses the wiener".
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2019-09-28 at 2:28 PM UTC in Sec. of State Mike Pompeo Subpoenaed By Three House Committees For Failure To Produce Ukraine Documents
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2019-09-28 at 2:09 PM UTC in Sec. of State Mike Pompeo Subpoenaed By Three House Committees For Failure To Produce Ukraine DocumentsI want some of what you're smoking.
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2019-09-28 at 2:07 PM UTC in ITT we write a story.Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.
Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who he suspected hadn't gone far. The scent of cum led Harold immediately to the nearby graveyard. Fog had settled over the entirety of the boneyard, and the nightshade fairies were articulating a macabre, inaudible harmony synonymous with the cries of puppies squished beneath a boot.
Harold stepped foot upon the mangled pups, and ventured towards the coven of sprites hypnotized. His mind swam with thoughts of sugar plums, although he preferred sugar free plums. Suddenly, a peculiar cackle echoed through the empty cemetery. A hand with no body attached to it slowly walked down the -
2019-09-28 at 1:54 PM UTC in Sec. of State Mike Pompeo Subpoenaed By Three House Committees For Failure To Produce Ukraine DocumentsWhat rightly happened when another (Republican) President tried to illegally influence an election by breaking into the Democratic headquarters in the Watergate hotel?
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2019-09-28 at 1:37 PM UTC in The hole was too smallQuit raping children, pervert.
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2019-09-28 at 1:34 PM UTC in My Ceiling is in my BATHTUB!! and I am not happy :(Hand folded and pot forfeited.
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2019-09-28 at 1:23 PM UTC in Here Are The Democrats Not In Favor Of ImpeachmentWhat rightly happened when another (Republican) President tried to illegally influence an election by breaking into the Democratic headquarters in the Watergate hotel?
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2019-09-27 at 10:10 PM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
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2019-09-27 at 8:55 PM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know they typically don't need baths that's why I've only given him only two in the last three years. I have him one when I first got him because was in gross conditions with all the other cats at the center. And pissed all over himself on the ride to my place in the cardboard carrier they out him in.
And he wasn't eating either so I smeared grease on his paws to he would lick them and calm down in his new surroundings. I know a lot about animals. Especially considering I grew up on a parot ranch
Pardon me, but, I would think a person who grew up on a parrot farm would know how to spell it.
That being said, there is nothing else quite like a wet pussy. -
2019-09-27 at 7:20 PM UTC in I think I jsut looked haggard todayDo you look as haggard as Merle and Willie do these days?
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2019-09-27 at 6:37 PM UTC in My Ceiling is in my BATHTUB!! and I am not happy :(How do you open the window to let out the stink after dropping a deuce?
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2019-09-27 at 6:31 PM UTC in I keep trying to read my threads in public on iPadGood lord.
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2019-09-27 at 2:56 PM UTC in The Impeachment Inquiry has Begun
Originally posted by Technologist Sounds like more than trump is gonna go down for this.
Barr, giuliani, and possibly pence were involved in the cover up. How sweet. I think we’ve only seen the tip of the iceberg. Shits gonna get real😁
And...if both Trump and Pence get the boot, the next in line of succession to become President of the United States is the Speaker of the House who just happens to be Nancy Pelosi. -
2019-09-27 at 2:30 PM UTC in Stanley CupIt's a pretty big deal here in St. Louis with it being the very first time we ever won it.
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2019-09-27 at 3:26 AM UTC in Stanley CupI went out to a bar tonight where a friend of mine plays and was sitting alone at a table near the band and the dance floor on an outside patio when former St. Louis Blues great, Brett Hull, placed the Stanley Cup down on my table not two feet from me.
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2019-09-26 at 10:24 PM UTC in SEXUAL CONFESSION
